🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[DickMain]

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@TheRalphRetort

I remember being on air with
@Delicious_Tacos
almost a year ago to the day. I had been sober for some months previously but I had slipped...without it being public yet. He started asking me if I was going to AA meetings like I had been before. I bs'd him and said yea, I'm hitting some Zoom meetings, etc. "Do you have a sponsor?" he said. "Nah, but I'm about to get one. Everything is going well." Tacos was nice enough not to fully pull my card on air, but he could smell the lies like you can smell the alcohol on a drunk. There is maybe 1% of people, if that, who can just quit long term dependence on alcohol and/or drugs without AA. There are always folks looking for the cheap way out, or some fad, or I'll only drink on weekends, or whatever. They don't really want to quit, is the problem! Alcohol can be great, and old habits are hard to break. The good news is you don't have to do it alone. AA, and other programs along with it, are there to help you. Getting a sponsor, hopefully tonight, will be my number one goal. I skipped that last time, as I mentioned, because I wasn't being serious with myself. The addict always wants to lie to themselves more than anyone else. The lies to others are just a byproduct of the lies to yourself. I thank all the supporters, viewers, colleagues, and friends who have stuck by me, even when I have not made it easy. You have kept me alive, and I want to make you proud. I want to make myself proud. I'll be back tomorrow. ER

I give it eleven minutes.

 

[BigPeanut]

AA is not a Ralpha male move, our piggy gone soft.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Why does he have a breathalyzer?

Not sure if you're trolling or a newfag but the actual answer is to pretend he's sober when he's so fucked up he's talking to imaginary people and fighting with TTS.

Methinks there's another motivation behind this. I don't believe Ralph would voluntarily sober up.

It's because some of his biggest paypigs bail when he's making a (drunken+high) clown out of himself.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Well, you know what they say, 5th/6th(?) times the charm!

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

say goodbye to 500+ viewers

Lol what 500+ viewers

 

[Muppetstudios]

Gonna be hard to do 12 steps when your floor is covered in piss bottles and trash

 

[The Backwards Man]

Gonna be hard to do 12 steps when your floor is covered in piss bottles and trash

It takes 12 steps for him to reach the medicine cabinet where the Xanax bottle is.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

I'll charitably give him two weeks til he relapses privately and a month til he's sleeping on stream again.

Two weeks, huh? Like playing the long odds I see.
It'll be two, maybe three days tops and then he'll either go the "Fuck you, bish. No one tells the Ralphamale what to do" route, or the pouring alcohol into other cans play.

 

[lester]

Gonna be hard to do 12 steps when your floor is covered in piss bottles and trash

That and doing step 9(making amends).
That's gonna be good.
Streaming it for some content too, I doubt he'll come up with that though

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

You guys don't understand, Mexican AA is way better. You get free Mardi Gras beads!

 

[DickMain]

Wonder how much this has to do with his visit with the Crackeitas. Now that he's officially WANTED: 6 STARS maybe he was dropped a tip on something coming up and he's trying to get himself in a good light in front of a judge early. This just feels random like he's trying to get ahead of something bad. Probably not, but it's funny to wonder that he knows something we don't.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Wonder how much this has to do with his visit with the Crackeitas. Now that he's officially WANTED: 6 STARS maybe he was dropped a tip on something coming up and he's trying to get himself in a good light in front of a judge early. This just feels random like he's trying to get ahead of something bad. Probably not, but it's funny to wonder that he knows something we don't.

I think the only connection is that the few brain cells left in Ralph's head have realized that he really fucked up by getting involved in rekeitas white trash trial and now he's trying to fix things. Problem is that he's tried this AA shit previously (whatever happened to alll those badges he got?) And he eventually fell of the wagon again.
The only place ralph belongs is in jail or 6 feet under. I'd settle for a shallow Mexican grave.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Tbf to Ralph he basically just did step 1 live on air so he's already making progress.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Tbf to Ralph he basically just did step 1 live on air so he's already making progress.

Until he relapses again. He has no willpower and will continue drinking himself to an early grave.

 

[lester]

That and doing step 9(making amends).
That's gonna be good.
Streaming it for some content too, I doubt he'll come up with that though

Can you imagine the Alice apology.

- listen Alice, I'm a rage pig, there's no getting around that.
Yes, I drugged you and took advantage of you while you were passed out. And for that I'm sorry.
Oh, and can I get back the 2 grand I spent on your Amazon wishlist trying to work you .. I mean, help a brotha out y'know

 

[Wodanaz]

I give him eleven minutes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I give him eleven minutes.

He’s not streaming today so I assume he’s drunk right now telling himself this will totally be his last time drinking and wants to enjoy himself. I mean what the fuck else is he going to do all day in his tin shack? Only thing he would have planned is creeping on his therapist.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

It takes 12 steps for him to reach the medicine cabinet where the Xanax bottle is.

Medicine cabinet, lol. Benzo abusers don't need a medicine cabinet as their floors and furniture are ripe with spilled bars ready for harvest. I'm properly ashamed to know that.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Why is Ralph getting sober? Some faggot named Delicious_Tacos? Nobody cares if he drinks, in fact he's way more entertaining drunk. And not just "way more", he's boring af sober and he knows it.

Prediction: he'll be looking at his decreased viewership in the coming weeks, he'll get stressed out, use drugs and alcohol to curb the bad thoughts, lie about being sober day after day until he overindulges and he's completely blitzed doing another pillstream and he'll be forced to admit he's using again.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Ethan knows he has no chance at LotY with balldo and bossman having such a strong push at the end. He realized that he has to sober up for a couple weeks, in order to start off the new year strong. Well rested, lower tolerance, and full load of outstanding personal problems; 2025 is the year Ethan takes home the gold.