🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[C. G. B. Spender]

If people started taking bets on Ralph breaking his sobriety, they'd show up to his shack and pour booze and xannies down his throat just so they could make their money.

They would bribe Pablo the lawyering plumber to drop regular tequila/xanny/torta shipments.

 

[Braphamut]

"Friends": the few regular shitposters in Sektur Chat making fun of him, RENT FREE
Piggytits has nothing. He will always be a slave to his pathetic vices.

Don't give me the sob story of what leads to alcoholism and drug addiction. It's fucking simple, just don't drink and don't do drugs.

I've never seen an adult male so desperate to convince an audience (the real one, The Chat of Record, Sekturchat) that he is masculine, virile, and capable of enduring a schizophrenic S-Tier cabal of life-ruination assassins. From Wing's wife Kelly, Jim "Mr. Glass" Augustine, and all the way up to Benjamin NET10Yahoo! himself.

Ralph will never be a self-actualized person, much less a man.

40 years old and blaming substances he willingly takes instead of himself, as if it absolves him of any accountability. The Sandra In A Bottle that will deal with the principal and the bullies for him, at least for another night. A man, a father, would accept that drug abuse does not mitigate his culpability but enhances it. Ralph chose alcohol over Xanda, not Josh. Ralph chose pills over Rozy, not Jim. Ralph chose pleasure over providence, not Harry. Ralph chose deception over honesty, not Nora. Ralph chose Juju.

Miserable. Just miserable.

TL;DR:

Spoiler

RETARD NIGGER FAGGOT

 

[AltisticRight]

40 years old and blaming substances he willingly takes instead of himself, as if it absolves him of any accountability.

They're just overgrown babies. Alcohol doesn't turn a person violent, it simply invokes their true colours. A alcoholic having domestic violence incidents will be the same when they're under pressure or scrutiny. It's just that simple. If a man can't even control what goes into his front hole, is he really a man or a slave to an inanimate substance?

It's never their fault and they're so often the same type of garbage an average person wants nothing to do with.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

"All i have to do is get sober, so i can drink again!"
Like the ralphamale said, he quit drinking a couple of times now, no biggy.

The sad thing is that I though Shanaynay McPiggitittles (aka EOR until he denied the name Ronnie done gib him to some rando in MN a few months back) was NOT a quitter.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

I only watched the archive of the dox stream and colonelj had her face censored and i had no idea how actually ugly she was, until i saw this on twitter.

The dox stream was one of the most brutal ralphamale Ws, the guy just sat there and stream-sniped his own doxxing with the chat turning on him, he got so scared he immediately moved his family and ceased streaming right after, completely gunted and banished from the sektur just like bible.

The sad part is that the greatness of this act is overshowded by how irrelevant and boring the gunt has become over the years. Maybe if it was ralph from 2020 this could be a legendary moment in killstream history, but its the ralph of 2024, a sad pathetic 200 viewer streamer on rumble.

Spoiler: dispatch v2.0's wife.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The sad part is that the greatness of this act is overshowded by how irrelevant and boring the gunt has become over the years. Maybe if it was ralph from 2020 this could be a legendary moment in killstream history, but its the ralph of 2024, a sad pathetic 200 viewer streamer on rumble.

I guess the funniest thing was he had more viewers than Ralph and would always manage to have a link to a Ralph stream providing everyone content. Now Piggy is doomed to further irrelevance as not everyone wants to hunt down his weird Russian streaming sites. Maybe pilling out alone to entertain a handful of viewers and cause total sektur collapase was the ultimate Ralphagoal ever.

Also worst of all you just know Ralph jerked off to that dudes wife.

 

[bile demon]

Piggertits and Feaser doxed Suverok (allegedly) his stream sniper.

He claims that Suverok is Thomas Herr based on circumstantial evidence
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Although it’s assumed to be a faildox, it appears that Suverok/Thomas Herr did end up striking down the Feaser-Piggy collab stream. Piggernigger even gloats about it
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Damn, imagine getting doxed by Gunt and having your wife killed by the Batman. Poor Suverok just can't catch a break


Edit: I see.

 

[popsoda]

Best of luck to him, hope he pulls through. I think most of you don't like him, but still I wish him the best.

 

[Um...]

I think most of you don't like him

lol

but still I wish him the best.

I wish him everything he deserves.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Best of luck to him, hope he pulls through. I think most of you don't like him, but still I wish him the best.

I don't, I hope he falls in a volcano. And did you see how ugly his wife is?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't, I hope he falls in a volcano. And did you see how ugly his wife is?

Volcano is an acceptable end to Ralph. I'd like to think it would happen while he was taking a girlish selfie in front of the caldera and tweeted out to one of his enemies right before the fall.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don't, I hope he falls in a volcano. And did you see how ugly his wife is?

In da sektur you have to clarify which ugly wife you’re referring to

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph's talking about his nationwide warrant. He hasn't gotten a lawyer yet, says he really doesn't want to pay and was about to call the prosecutor himself to try negotiating.

 

[JAKL II]

Ralph's about to call the prosecutor himself to try negotiating.

That's the second time in a week I've dropped my phone in astonishment of this womans wet brained idiocy.

He finds new and exciting ways to establish he is the dumbest man alive.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph's talking about his nationwide warrant. He hasn't gotten a lawyer yet, says he really doesn't want to pay and was about to call the prosecutor himself to try negotiating.

Nothing bad can come from this. If I were the prosecutor, I'd honeypot the hell out of this situation. Just put an attractive female with a googleable social media. Give Ralph the name and a day or two to wake up from his xanny slumber for basic research. Have the woman giggle when he starts talking about gonzo journalism and imply going on a date when he comes to Minnesota.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

That's the second time in a week I've dropped my phone in astonishment of this womans wet brained idiocy.

He finds new and exciting ways to establish he is the dumbest man alive.

I hope he doesn't do that. I'd be so owned if he pulled out all his courtroom operator skills and matter fact gets Aaron arrested.

 

[卐ㅤㅤ]

Just a friendly reminder heavily abusing pills and drinking slightly less is what Ralph considers sober.

West Memphis Sober: when you take enough xannies that you don't remember drinking the next day

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph's talking about his nationwide warrant. He hasn't gotten a lawyer yet, says he really doesn't want to pay and was about to call the prosecutor himself to try negotiating.

This is the new and improved sober™ Ralph?

Either way, he's got to pay his dues for lil Xannie or this "banned from America" pickle has the potential to get much worse.

I give him a week before he's unable to pretend he isn't washing his Xanax down with whatever pigswill he can afford.

Ask the cute Chiropractor to lend you some money, Ralph. You can teach her about Gonzo journalism or whatever the fuck since she's a huge fan of Da Keelstream.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I suggested a new award for the Julays 2024: Ethan Ralph Award for Best Pillstream:

There were many notable "pillstreams" this year from lolcows and I think it's fitting to name it after Ralph as he was pioneer in pillstreaming.

Also he can win the "illustrious" award just like he won that bowling tournament he organized.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

I suggested a new award for the Julays 2024: Ethan Ralph Award for Best Pillstream:
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There were many notable "pillstreams" this year from lolcows and I think it's fitting to name it after Ralph as he was pioneer in pillstreaming.

Also he can win the "illustrious" award just like he won that bowling tournament he organized.

Why is he yellow and not red?