🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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Um... said:
Wait how does he have 2 saggy deflated titties on one side and only one on the other? HOW??.
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Good to know the Ralphamale is here to give all those moms with stretch marks a confidence boost. Gonna have to change "You're Gonna Carry That Gunt" to "You're Gonna Carry That Cellulite" soon enough. No offense to Mom's but holy fuck Ethan really does look like he just gave birth to triplets and has been breastfeeding them for the past six months. A man's body was not meant to look like that. Seek help Ralph, seek help. Or more drugs to kill you faster, I'm fine with either.
 
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I just want to say that it is awesome to see lolcows trying to get ahead of Rackets for 2025 but the reality is they just cannot keep up the pace that Nick will set during the foreclosure arc.

The only thing that can match the effort Ethan and Tarl are putting in would be for BMJ to escape prison in a fury of blood and steel only to smoke crack on stream with the skulls of his enemies on his desk as he racks up wins.
 
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Ralph's astonishing journey into the exotic realms of trans-humanism has yielded breast gills. The asymmetrical folds of flesh that bear the blotchy and distended heraldry of his useless male nipples evidently cry out for oxygen in their permanently moist environment.

At this point I would strongly recommend that he relocate to international waters where he will be safe from the machinations of the US Court system and need only fear Inuit fishermen who have yet to reach their yet annual whaling allowance.
 
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Airstrip One said:
Ralph's astonishing journey into the exotic realms of trans-humanism has yielded breast gills. The asymmetrical folds of flesh that bear the blotchy and distended heraldry of his useless male nipples evidently cry out for oxygen in their permanently moist environment.

At this point I would strongly recommend that he relocate to international waters where he will be safe from the machinations of the US Court system and need only fear Inuit fishermen who have yet to reach their yet annual whaling allowance.
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So Sealand Arc?

That would...contend with Rackets.
 
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Everyone is focused on his gunt and tits, which is understandable, they are the low hanging fruit here, literally.

However I find these shots of his face to be more telling.
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Well it's hard to get a body back into shape, especially after all that Ralph has been through, and we've known for quite some time that he's a multi-titted gunt creature.

Yet for just as long Ralph has on many occasions put some effort into his face. He hid his fucked up eyes behind big glasses after the Portugal incidents, and he typically shaves and combs his hair or wears a hat when he knows he's going to be seen.

What we see here though is an aggressively disheveled look. His hair is a mess, his face is scraggly, and he's got the kind of random little injuries you see on elderly people as a result of their advanced age and the resulting deterioration.
 
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StMaryPiper said:
How the fuck do you lose weight and look even more disgusting? That should be impossible
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Loose skin, especially when you use quick ways like crash diets (and especially drugs) while not taking care of yourself. He has no muscle tone whatsoever so he looks like a blob of skin and fat.
 
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Holy hell, the way the monochromatic gunt suddenly appears looks like a ghost. I showed that screenshot of it to someone unfamiliar with Ralph; the reaction was, "it looks like a rising loaf of dough after the first punch down." The Ralphamale is in top form; he knows now's the time to start gunning gunting for LotY 2025.

Edit: couldn't let the pun go unused.
 
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