🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Dreamland]

A couple weeks ago after his suicide baiting, he alluded on air that if he was going to kill himself, he would take care of a few things first. I interpreted it as a vague threat towards his ex or Harry. I think Harry, the horse, dick, and medicare should be on the lookout for a pig on the loose. The 26th being the anniversary of his horse fleeing the stable likely has him down bad.

The only things he's going to kill tonight is two bars of Xanax and a bottle of booze.

He still has to create a few half Mexican members of his brood.

 

[BlastMonk]

Gunt not dead since Godwinson is acting like he is. He's high out of his mind and/or possibly lost his phone in another beatdown trying to buy a child to rape, but he's not dead. Five star days bish

 

[StankyMcFuckFace]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1916759546028064908

He's alive.

 

[Steven Soyberg]

I want to believe...

 

[“Token” the Neigermiester]

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1916759546028064908

He's alive.

Never bet against the Ralphamale. Will make for some good KC content at least.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I hired the finest men in the midwest to track and rescue Ralph down.

 

[Neetness]

Honestly kind of disappointed.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Honestly kind of disappointed.

Lately things have become above:

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Now that we know reports of Ralph's death are certifiably NOT TROO, we can go back to ignoring him until the next pillstream.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

If he travels abroad does he not bring his laptop for streaming?

Also if he lost charger, he should be able to buy a new one anywhere.

 

[angery louis]

CURSE YOU JOHN POTTER AND YOUR PREMONITIONS BEING WRONG AGAIN!

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Definitely a work

I CALLED IT GET FUCKED ALOGS. EAT SHIT BROKE DICK FARMS. WHOSE FALLING FOR DEATH BAIT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME? COULDN'T BE ME! RALPHAMALE NEVER DIES

 

[jewsernotfound]

suffer xander, suffer blank. daddy's gonna forget all about his 2 biggest problems in life while he's thumb deep in tranny ass in columbia

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

SUFFAH PORK DICK FARMS! 5 STAR DAYS IN COLOMBIA BISH!

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

"Yes... yes yes yes.... we need more..." as he slowly drifts away into the ocean, bottle in hand.

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME TA GET ME OUTTA THIS OC.....(drowns)"

 

[PandaChai]

The greentext itself may have been posted before, perhaps even a reading of it, but Tetsuya just uploaded his narration of a shitpost titled Kernels about Ralph's first Portuguese adventure.

Timestamped at 17:00

 

[Desktop User2]

The idea Ralph, the blackest man alive, would go into the ocean, much less deep enough to drown, was the most ridiculous thing I´ve ever heard.

 

[PauperVita]

Cog the kike admits it was just a gay-op to make money. He made $1000 on the first 2 streams.

 

[sufferhorse]

i just hope that ralph goes back and sees all his supposed friends taking pot shots at him because they thought he was dead.
Those are not your people ralph. they are just leeches.

ITs time to remind them who the king of the sektur really is.

 

[break these cuffs]

i just hope that ralph goes back and sees all his supposed friends taking pot shots at him because they thought he was dead.
Those are not your people ralph. they are just leeches.

ITs time to remind them who the king of the sektur really is.

A true King would. The truth is that Ralph doesn't have it anymore. He's too old, too fat, and too beaten down. I'm sure there is a wrasslin' term for a guy past his prime who doesn't have it anymore and I wish I could channel my 12 year old self because I might have known it back then.