🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m shocked the KS didn’t return today at 2 pm today as promised.

Ralph has been hand to mouth on his e- begging income for awhile. Him paying to go to Colombia, where he was too embarrassed to stream and beg all week, then spending what little he had left in Tijuana has left him flat broke and needing a new phone.

I look forward to a new level of desperation e-begging. He might even achieve a Mexican eviction by summer because rent will be 8th on the priority list after his Xanax, booze, cigarettes, food, internet, electricity and phone bill. I feel the bridge with his only friend (lawyer, plumber, landlord) is speeding towards the burn pile.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Does DSP make more than Ralph these days?

 

[AltisticRight]

Does DSP make more than Ralph these days?

DSP owns his house has a wife and owns his dentractors.
Ethan Ralph owns nothing, has no house or wife, and he is a slave to his ayelawgs.
The King is not the same.

 

[jewsernotfound]

Does DSP make more than Ralph these days?

without a doubt.

phil pulls in about $200-$300 a day, sometimes more. and he streams damn near every day. phil has his dents pretty well trained for the most part and can rely on them much more than ralph can rely on his 10-15 real supporters.

ralph made 152 real bucks in donos over a week ago. nothing since. he asked, by my count, a total of 5 different times if people would tune in to watch him go IRL and every single time he got no replies about it.

plus, with the recent news about Adolwulf moving in with Baked Alaska on the 1st of June, it's damn near emergency status on Ralph Ave. he can flex all he wants, but we know damn well that he relied on those $1 donos from Adol every show to merely scrape by and survive on rat meat tortas.

i really think piggy had a mini mid-life crisis after that hot mic moment in Colombia. realizing and vocalizing his thoughts about it as, "i mean, what did i think i was gonna do? come down here and stream for 8 hours a day and do a show? like...? i'm fuckin retarded for doin' this." -- then nervously peering at his stagnant chat and shakily saying "ayye need tuh get off stream right now, so...uh..."

it truly is a wild world where DSP out-earns Piggy on a daily basis. Hell, even Cog crushed Piggy last week. he pulled in easily $1000 throughout the week, easily. THAT'S wild.

 

[sufferhorse]

the difference is that Phil puts a bit of effort in his streams. He is constant, reliable, and is already there when people expect him. Ralph is none of those things, and also he HATES streaming. Its becoming pretty obvious right now, he wants the money from streaming but he doesnt want to actually stream anymore.
The normal resolution would be to get a real job and be done with it. But ralph wants to have the cake and eat it too.
He wants the donos but he doesnt want to work for them. So he has right now indentured paypigs, bankrolling his life, without anything in return.

This is not a sustainable buisiness strat.

 

[alan thicke]

The normal resolution would be to get a real job and be done with it

Of course, that isn’t an option for Ralph. He’s in his 30s, looks like he’s in his 60s, and he’s never had a job in his life.

Nobody would hire him even if he wanted a real job. He couldn’t even get hired for a basic manual labor job (fat and out of shape) or customer service (gross pig monster who constantly hollers).

His best option for long term continued survival is to secretly take his brother’s place at the state-funded care facility.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Of course, that isn’t an option for Ralph. He’s in his 30s, looks like he’s in his 60s, and he’s never had a job in his life.

Nobody would hire him even if he wanted a real job. He couldn’t even get hired for a basic manual labor job (fat and out of shape) or customer service (gross pig monster who constantly hollers).

His best option for long term continued survival is to secretly take his brother’s place at the state-funded care facility.

He'd be fired instantly. Some manager would tell him "load that truck faster these amazon packages ain't gonna deliver themselves!" and he'd holler and call the boss a bish and get shit canned.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

without a doubt.

phil pulls in about $200-$300 a day, sometimes more. and he streams damn near every day. phil has his dents pretty well trained for the most part and can rely on them much more than ralph can rely on his 10-15 real supporters.

ralph made 152 real bucks in donos over a week ago. nothing since. he asked, by my count, a total of 5 different times if people would tune in to watch him go IRL and every single time he got no replies about it.

plus, with the recent news about Adolwulf moving in with Baked Alaska on the 1st of June, it's damn near emergency status on Ralph Ave. he can flex all he wants, but we know damn well that he relied on those $1 donos from Adol every show to merely scrape by and survive on rat meat tortas.

i really think piggy had a mini mid-life crisis after that hot mic moment in Colombia. realizing and vocalizing his thoughts about it as, "i mean, what did i think i was gonna do? come down here and stream for 8 hours a day and do a show? like...? i'm fuckin retarded for doin' this." -- then nervously peering at his stagnant chat and shakily saying "ayye need tuh get off stream right now, so...uh..."

it truly is a wild world where DSP out-earns Piggy on a daily basis. Hell, even Cog crushed Piggy last week. he pulled in easily $1000 throughout the week, easily. THAT'S wild.

yeah but you have to understand that Ralph makes that little amount of money by choice. If he wanted to, he could make $5k a day. He just doesn't feel like it.

 

[HackerX]

His best option for long term continued survival is to secretly take his brother’s place at the state-funded care facility.

You'd think so, but it'd be difficult for Ethan to emulate Evan's higher IQ. The staff amongst themselves: "Has anyone else noticed Evan has gotten more retarded? Why does he keep fingering his own butthole before putting it in his mouth?"

 

[RJ MacReady]

Ralph needs to jettison his pointless and fearful obsession with secrecy and just embrace being an IP2-style streamer that IRL streams every waking minute of his life. The comedy of his existence is his primary asset now and there'd be a larger and more lucrative audience for Ralph streaming himself wandering around Mexico interacting with the locals. Nobody wants to pay him to silently fuse with his chair in his shack but they'll absolutely pay to play TTS messages while Ralph's walking to the torta shop or whatever. This is a proven business model and his usual compromise of covertly pointing his cam at himself in shitty restaurants doesn't equate.

 

[Truly Rural]

He’s in his 30s

He might be 39 years old but in reality that's 4th decade of his life coming to an end. He's entering 5th decade and looks like a man in the 8th, 70+. The only "real job" I can imagine him doing is being a street vendor, selling trinkets off of a cardboard box. And no, I can't imagine him doing sex work either. I know the joke is funny, but he doesn't have a body to sell.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ralph needs to jettison his pointless and fearful obsession with secrecy and just embrace being an IP2-style streamer that IRL streams every waking minute of his life. The comedy of his existence is his primary asset now and there'd be a larger and more lucrative audience for Ralph streaming himself wandering around Mexico interacting with the locals. Nobody wants to pay him to silently fuse with his chair in his shack but they'll absolutely pay to play TTS messages while Ralph's walking to the torta shop or whatever. This is a proven business model and his usual compromise of covertly pointing his cam at himself in shitty restaurants doesn't equate.

This is the only way Gabe Hoffman will be able to claim the body.

 

[Luke gama]

I think it's up for serious debate whether Ralph would have sex with a woman without his shirt on ever again. He's incredibly self-conscious about the way he looks and he somehow looks worse than ever since he lost weight.

You could argue his poohole huffing instincts overwhelm his need to hide his grotesque form, but Ralph ain't got that dog in him anymore. He's 40 years old, yet looks 60. He's juiced to the gills with every "forget me now" pill available at the Mexican pharmacy as well as the whole drinking problem he's definitely sober from. Plus all the anxiety and paranoia he has before drugs even come into play.

I think the only way he takes his shirt off for sex is if he's completely zonked, but all evidence indicates Ralph becomes a sleepyboy when that happens.

We all know the terrible things Ralph has so empathy is hard.

But can you imagine being called a pig for years on years and you finally lose weight.
You look in the mirror and it's too late the damage is done if it wasn't self inflicted he's physically so repulsive and damaged it he would get a medical diagnosis.

And their is nothing bar $100k of plastic surgery that has a 1% of helping.

We're seeing him with filters and he's so broken. Before he could always brush away his grotesqueness with I'll lose weight.

You could show him to random People tell them his age and they would think he has some genetic disease.

Him killing himself seems more likely is everyday

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph needs to jettison his pointless and fearful obsession with secrecy and just embrace being an IP2-style streamer that IRL streams every waking minute of his life.

He can’t. He’s too ashamed of his life, fearful someone might recognize him and he’d be forced to deny the name his daddy gave him again if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[RJ MacReady]

He can’t. He’s too ashamed of his life, fearful someone might recognize him and he’d be forced to deny the name his daddy gave him again if you want to know the truth about it.

He needs to let his inner wild boar hold the reins for a bit and assert himself in confrontations. He's most full of life when he's angry. That means more attention and more money.

 

[HackerX]

He can’t. He’s too ashamed of his life, fearful someone might recognize him and he’d be forced to deny the name his daddy gave him again if you want to know the truth about it.

Ralph always seems to be a pathetic retard in unexpected, yet hilarious, ways whenever the opportunity arises. The most interesting aspect is it's usually in a way that reflects Ralph's massive insecurities, where he manages to fuck up in ways that are particularly more biting to someone like himself.

For example, when he denied the name his daddeh gave him in Minnesota. There's funny in the fact that the guy specifically said "Are you Ralph?" with Ralph responding "I'm not Ethan Ralph." On it's own, that's just plain silly for obvious reasons, especially with him hollerin' at Jim about "changing the name his daddeh gave him" during the therapy session.

What puts the cherry on top is Ralph demonstrating cowardice in the face of a guy who seemed positively upbeat. I can understand Ralph's cautioness since nothing good happens when he interacts with random people, but isn't this supposed to be the Ralphamale? The outlaw radio host? The gonzo journalist? The pride of West Memphis? Nope. Just a has-been Z-tier e-celeb who's terrified when he hears someone calling his name. That question and response pierced Ralph's ego in a way that no other confrontation could. The image he projects (or attempts to at least) was immediately shattered and this unnamed BPD woman revealed her true self. Timid. Submissive. Afraid. Bitch made.

Ofc, there are numerous other situations that Ralph saw fit to embarrass himself beyond all expectations.

Portugal 1? Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked if Ralph gets beaten up in another country. He's an impulsive retard that runs his mouth and doesn't have the physically to back it up, but no no no. Ralph didn't settle for a standard black eye and bloody nose. He was literally grotesquely transfigured. Everything was swollen. Orbital socket fractured. Ralph was violated as much a man can get violated, without being raped. The man who was already incredibly self-conscious about his height and weight now has to add a permanent googly eye to the list, and there's something inherently funny about googly eyes. Especially with the backstory of abruptly taking a trip to Portugal (for unknown...reasons) and ending up disfigured.

Another good one is Harry "King of Feet" Morris. After Ralph declared Harry a blood enemy for throwing his dumbass wrasstle wrasstle belt in the dumpster, Ralph taunted him mercilessly. He turned the prized horse, Amanda Morris, against him. That Harry would never see his daughter or granddaughter ever again. Remind me, how did that turn out? Oh yeah. With Ralph passing out on stream, stumbling on piss bottles, never seeing the horse or Cozy.TV Rozy again.

The list goes on and on and on, but the point I'm trying to make is this. Ralph doesn't just fuck up. Ralph doesn't just fuck up massively. Ralph manages to massively fuck up in such a way that reflects his shitty personality and greatest fears. It's what makes him entertaining as a lolcow. His fuckups aren't random, they're karma incarnate

He needs to let his inner wild boar hold the reins for a bit and assert himself in confrontations. He's most full of life when he's angry. That means more attention and more money.

Too bad he's bitch made.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He can’t. He’s too ashamed of his life, fearful someone might recognize him and he’d be forced to deny the name his daddy gave him again if you want to know the truth about it.

Again. He did just that last year.

 

[Gator_Aids]

@HackerX

Everytime I hear / see a reference to "Cozy" Rozy now, my mind flashes to this Harry tweet and it gives me a smile.

 

[Braphamut]

I thought the show was about geopolitics and guests.

We got a hot new pope drop and not even a show announcement?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He needs to let his inner wild boar hold the reins for a bit and assert himself in confrontations. He's most full of life when he's angry. That means more attention and more money.

He only gets mouthy when he's safe behind his computer screen. We've seen that in real life he's a sniveling coward when confronted.