🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Pale Empress]

I’m curious what time the Saturday visit was set for/supposed to have been?

Based on his tweet history from other visits it sounds like 10 or 11am PST is usually the scheduled time.

My guess would be, based on the picture he posted of the bathtub in the brothel, he got fucked up on Friday night and slept in late.

Drugs and hookers big leaguing Ethan out of seeing his son yet again.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Says all this dumb shit and doesn't have the good sense to film it. Doesn't even say it on the Killstream, has to go and give Merch all the attention. At this point dancing like a monkey is Ralph's best way to make money and it's the one thing he won't do.

 

[GreenTips]

So Ralph fakes his death for content and then actually almost dies of Xanax withdrawal and on streets of Mehico. How on brand. Ralph will be dead by Christmas.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Thank you to the text summarizers but here’s a clip:

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Ralph bragging about trending on Xitter because everyone thought he was dead. If Ralph is telling the truth (massive X), he wasted all this money just for attention lmao. Apparently Godwinson and Mersh knew he was alive.

 

[porkWellington]

DIRTIEST APE IN THE ZOOOOO

 

[jewsernotfound]

Thank you to the text summarizers but here’s a clip:

thanks for the embed assist, i'm techno-tarded...

we need some elite autists to help nail down a timeline of events. ralph recounts this so fuckin scatterbrained that it's hard to keep track and i've listened 2 times already

 

[30+GameOvers]

https://kick.com/thebadluckboys/videos/1d81d196-d732-4981-a4da-020d13ace9dd

Starting from 2 hours 25mins ish just skip ahead until Ralph joins, he got arrested in Tijuana, got robbed and beaten up... and I have only started watching.

lmfao, so we finally got a Portugal 3, huh?
Shame nobody recorded it. I knew this retard somehow got into a fight or gotten arrested, but not both!

Ralph begged the trolley guy to/from the crossing for a free ride, multiple times apparently

lol, first he depends on a black farmer to bail out his ass, now a trolley guy

So in reality a tranny blew a load in Ethan's ass. Highly doubt a condom was ever deployed.

So this means my joke clip might not have been much of a joke at all, lmfao

So, you know how the gunted goblin was caught taking creepshots of that random tranny that was standing there? Well, I reckon this is what the tranny said when he caught the gunt taking those pics:

 

[jewsernotfound]

we all knew he got roughed up...if piggy isn't on camera gloating and cutting promos, there's only one reason and thats because his eyes were blacked and his shit was swollen up. otherwise, as per standard upon departing a plane, we would have a selfie middle finger pic for harreh morriz

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Man if you can give Ralph credit for anything it's just a shock and a half he's still going. He gets knocked around like a tent in a tornado, his body is 90% illicit chemicals by mass (a LOT of mass) everyone he has known for more than 3 days hates him. He has no long term goals, plan or aspirations. His children only ever seen him sporadically and because their mom's legally have to let it happen. (By children I mean Zander, fuck Rosie!)

And yet. He's still going, he's still wheeling and dealing and trying to make money online even though that well is drier than the pussy of every woman that sees him shirtless. I really believe him when he says the only thing that will stop him is death. You can call Ralph a lot, but you can't call him a quitter.

 

[Haru Okumura]

So let me get this timeline straight:
- Ethan goes to a spurious 'rehab' and 'cures' his physical dependence on benzos in under a month, pronouncing himself 'clean'
- I call him out in chat and tell him this is not even close to possible within the duration of his stay and that he is going to have a withdrawal seizure if he doesn't taper properly (read: very, very slowly)
- He angrily calls me retarded and says the correct protocol that I outlined for him is not necessary for someone like him
- He goes on about ten separate rants over the next two weeks about how I should be raped, be killed, and/or should kill myself for telling him this and continuing to assert it
- He logs into the forum and comes into our chat, off air, to fight with me about this AGAIN, asserting he knows more about benzodiazepine tapering than me and isn't going to have a withdrawal seizure
- He has a severe withdrawal seizure and almost dies

It's all so tiresome.

 

[You're MDNWU]

It's all so tiresome.

IIISSSAA WERK, BISSCCHHH. YOO FUKIN AYLAAWWGGGS NEVUH LERN

I am impressed he's actually alive and hasn't been turned in to some cartel's play thing or made in to a gunt rug.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The condom didn’t break it just slipped off the Memphis micro

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Had to believe he isn't smart enough to stay so drunk that the xanax withdrawal wouldn't cause a seizure. Retard.

 

[AnOminous]

Nobody wants to pay him to silently fuse with his chair in his shack but they'll absolutely pay to play TTS messages while Ralph's walking to the torta shop or whatever.

Yeah but they'd be doing shit like TTSes in Spanish insulting whatever local cartel ran the place just to see if they could get him shot or at least beaten up.

 

[Keystone]

So Ralph fakes his death for content and then actually almost dies of Xanax withdrawal and on streets of Mehico. How on brand. Ralph will be dead by Christmas.

The war pig is never over dead by Christmas.

 

[tehpope]

Thank you to the text summarizers but here’s a clip:

 

[Truly Rural]

I have nothing bad to say about people that have lots of bad things to say about me, for instance how I had seizure on their floor and pissed all over it so the mop lady had to work extra hard to clean it up, hehe, I'm on the top of my game, hehe. Beat you to it Hunter!

 

[ascension failure]

 

[MeltyTW]

so ralph gets his ass beat and arrested for it? must be alot of alogs in latin america