🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
So let me get this timeline straight:
- Ethan goes to a spurious 'rehab' and 'cures' his physical dependence on benzos in under a month, pronouncing himself 'clean'
- I call him out in chat and tell him this is not even close to possible within the duration of his stay and that he is going to have a withdrawal seizure if he doesn't taper properly (read: very, very slowly)
- He angrily calls me retarded and says the correct protocol that I outlined for him is not necessary for someone like him
- He goes on about ten separate rants over the next two weeks about how I should be raped, be killed, and/or should kill myself for telling him this and continuing to assert it
- He logs into the forum and comes into our chat, off air, to fight with me about this AGAIN, asserting he knows more about benzodiazepine tapering than me and isn't going to have a withdrawal seizure
- He has a severe withdrawal seizure and almost dies

It's all so tiresome.
March 2023, Ralph talks about having benzo related seizures.



If we didn't archive it, he would claim he never said this like the ralphfemale he is.

BUT WE DID ARCHIVE IT YOU FAT BITCH
 
All thus and a ‘seizure’ too.
It's all so ridiculous, yet, not shocking in the least. Ralph probably rolls his eyes when he reads the speculation over all the retarded shit he does, but when those same people are spot on with what went happened in Tijuana, he should probably give it some thought.

The man was literally roaming the streets of Mexico with no money. No phone. No transportation. No plan outside of hoping some dude on X pitied him. I still can't believe he admitted to asking dudes for there banana, whatever that's supposed to mean. Maybe it's the reason he got beat up? I mean, if they were sitting somewhere and watching Ralph roam around and walk up to them asking for their bananas, they'd probably beat him up on principle.

And you know the FIRST thing he does when he gets on Mersh's stream??? Seething about Faith and Harry Morris. Like nigga, you just got home from sucking dude's bananas for 3 days. WTF do Harry and Faith have to with that???
 
He cried wolf on the outbound journey and immediately got felted on the way home, but naturally everybody just ignored the 2nd disappearance because the 1st one was a WERK! :story:

I can definitely believe he got his ass kicked and had some significant medical event, which is why he's camera-shy all of a sudden.

Constantly too pilled out to account for essential items to the point where you can't ever seem to make an international journey without incident. Surely this is Faith and King Harold's fault.
 
Ralph nutted in a totally not ladyboy hooker and there may or may not be a guntling 3 on the way, since the condom broke.
It being the anus of a tranny might explain why the condom broke.
So he either has to worry about mullato v1.0 Demon Baby v3 or AIDS.

BANGER :diddler:
FIVE STI DAYS
 
Piggertits is such a sad sack of shit. Just listened to the one hour Mersh call in. Even the version he's telling, which is without a doubt full of lies to make him look better, is absolutely pathetic.
The highlight in his shitty life was pretending to be dead for 3 days, he goes on and on about this non event for 15 minutes. Trending world-wide! 38k Tweets! Mersh was in on it! Other content creators were also in, but he won't name them! Really living your best life there piggy, playing hide and seek like all the other 6 year old kids.
He also has to repeat 5 times that he fucked a real woman in his dirty old man voice. Condom broke! Nutted inside her!
And it turns out the whore is a wise philosopher with really deep thoughts. Drugs are just a mask! Whoooa buddy, deeeep!
 
It's all so tiresome.
He's far gone. He's an ungrateful little piggy that will only change for the worse. At some point, I felt sorry for him and wanted him to get better. It would be funnier to laugh at his ragepig antics on the Killstream than seeing a demented pig eating Lisbon pavement.
Despite interest, I felt some remorse (I know I'm acting like a fag) in writing the two threads on his children.
Initially I did that to have dormant OP so it'll be stagnant, that worked out but I felt like they shouldn't exist in the first place. Now both of them are out of the public eye, there's decent justification to lock them but I can't be bothered.
He just can't help himself. There's no reason to hope (or even help) for improvement because nothing will change.

If he wants to be clean, he needs a support net. Who can support him? Sneedchat? Yeah, that's it. :story:

See?
What do you mean "your favourite streamer"? I don't have one and even if I did, they won't be in this situation in the first fucking place.

>My problems in my life caused by women, xans and drinking
Like the typical misogynist, he blames 50% of the population, narcotics and booze.
Not an ounce of self-reflection, he takes zero responsibilities. It's those pesky whores he abused and beat (allegedly), it's the booze he puts into his gullet and it's the snow he snorts up with his snout. It can't be that he's an impulsive, abusive, repugnant and repulsive hog.
>I already have two white kids
They're not your kids. Being a sperm donor doesn't mean children were fathered.

His best bet at sobriety is to beg on all four of his trotters to Harry, move back to the US of A, get a real fucking job and try to improve with the help of Harreh's family. This will never ever happen. His chance at this was immediately after his horse absconded, he blew it obviously. I didn't mention Vickers because his family seems to be shattering as we speak. He can't even support himself.

When your extended family wants nothing to do with you, it's your fault @theralph. Not 0.7 billion of the world, not booze and narcotics that many do without devolving into the life that's yours.
Maybe just end it all, at least your two "white" children will have a better life knowing their father died defending Ukraine from Russian invaders. That's the selfless thing to do but Ethan Ralph 🐷 is a selfish little piggy.
 
The whole segment on Mersh was hilarious, but not at all surprising.
Can we get a shoutout to our Mexican cartel bikers? Thank goodness their bananas were there on the scene, or the pig would quite literally be cooked on the side of the Tijuana highway.
 
How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."

Ralph has so many different headmates he can't differentiate them from the voice of God
 
While he might believe in the “curse of the Ralphamale”, this entire arc further proves Ralph is just plainly cursed. The running gag has always been that any time Ralph gets a perceived “win”, something almost immediately and infinitely worse will befall him. Often in a brutal, embarrassing and for the most part karmiclly hilarious way. It seems like he is kept on this earth to remind us of humility while occasionally allowing us the comfort of knowing that no matter how bad things get, we’re not Ethan Ralph.
 
>I already have two white kids
They're not your kids. Being a sperm donor doesn't mean children were fathered.
It's obvious Ralphy only views the piglets as a weapon to seethe. After ranting at Faith, you could here the glee in his voice when he said Xander looks just like him. Not the glee of a proud father. The glee of a BPD woman that wants to spite a mother for the mistake of giving Ralph a biological son. He's basically making fun of the kid for looking like him, LOL
The whole segment on Mersh was hilarious, but not at all surprising.
Can we get a shoutout to our Mexican cartel bikers? Thank goodness their bananas were there on the scene, or the pig would quite literally be cooked on the side of the Tijuana highway.
I still can't believe he admitted to roaming around Tijuana and sucking on dude's bananas. Common Ralphamale W.
While he might believe in the “curse of the Ralphamale”, this entire arc further proves Ralph is just plainly cursed. The running gag has always been that any time Ralph gets a perceived “win”, something almost immediately and infinitely worse will befall him. Often in a brutal, embarrassing and for the most part karmiclly hilarious way. It seems like he is kept on this earth to remind us of humility while occasionally allowing us the comfort of knowing that no matter how bad things get, we’re not Ethan Ralph.
It's less of a curse and more cause and effect. Ralph's reality and Ralph's perception of himself as are so diametrically opposed that absolutely everything works against him at a deep, personal, and fundamental level.

Ralph's perception - AKA E-Ralph:
- Alphamale, dominant personality
- Entertaining
- Unbothered by external opinions
- Successful and rich
- Cool dude that does the sex, the drugs, and has friends
- Thoughtful
- Intelligent and wise
- Charismatic and charming
- Great writer
- Thick skinned
- "Hard"
- 6'0, 5'10, or whatever he decides it is at the moment

Ralph's reality - AKA IRL Ralph:
- Overly sensitive and thin skinned
- Extremely impulsive, which drives his decision making
- Poor as dirt
- Can't let things go
- Insecure
- Boring on his own
- Loud and abbrasive
- Timid and weak during physical confrontation
- Narcissistic
- 5'1. Was extremely fat with a gunt and multiple tits. Now he's normal fat with weird, loose skin. Not a physical threat whatsoever
- Addicted to reading what people say about him
- Retarded
- Complacent and passive

The disconnect between Ralph's perception and reality is the recipe for disaster and largely due to Ralph living on the Internet. I'll stand by the worst thing to ever happen to him was briefly achieving relative success as a streamer. It boosted his confidence just enough for him to believe his e-persona (E-Ralph) was really him (IRL-Ralph), and E-Ralph was allowed to fester since IRL-Ralph never had to face the consequences.

Unfortunately (for him), Ralph was so online that IRL-Ralph became apparent through E-Ralph, and vice versa, E-Ralph became apparent through IRL-Ralph when IRL. He's stuck in a hellish, cyclical mess. E-Ralph attracts the attention he seeks and IRL-Ralph faces the attention he deserves. I'm not saying Ralph was ever destined for success, but he'd probably be living in a trailer park, drinking a 12-pack, and collecting benefits instead of what he's doing now. That sounds like paradise compared to Ralph's reality right now.
 
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Since Ralph is now at the point of doing so many drugs he's seeing the inside of Mexican jails and getting forced into recovery positions to avoid choking on his vomit during a bender, I figure he's probably not going to last much longer.

Any other good lolcows y'all can recommend that I can start researching since this one is going to die soon?
 
If he wants to be clean, he needs a support net. Who can support him? Sneedchat? Yeah, that's it. :story:
Sneedchat is Ralph's last, best friend. Not even Ralph's plumber-lawyer compadre can compare to the sneed xisters in terms of trying to keep piggy alive.
Harooooo will.
Harooooo is Ralph's de facto therapist. It's commendable the amount of ragepiggery they'll put up with, but it's part of the process.
 
So, he bailed on another stream. Must be nice, having all that paypig grift cash stacked up that he don't care.

The Tijuana deal sounds pretty bad though. Punched in the nose and he says locked up for at least 30 hours.

Sounds like like he finally got a little taste of the real Mexico experience he's been looking for.

He said his iPhone was 90% (for sure) back at the crackshack charging.
Seems like another lie. He took that thing with him and was robbed for that and whatever else. Cops probably showed and after 30 hrs. they finally realized this dude is a broke deadbeat they couldn't get anything out of and cut him loose.
It's a dangerous game.

One time coming back from the Calafia hotel in Rosarito with my girl, pretty buzzed still, got pulled over. When I didn't immediately hand them some cash it took a little bit before they realized this fuck isn't gonna bribe us. It could have ended like Ralph but they took off to get the next victim instead.
Pretty dumb, looking back. You always have to have some cash set aside for this type of shit. But I just wasn't in the mood to pay these scumbags.
 
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Why the heck is Null so behind on Ralph, I was expecting this info on MATI.

It was pretty sad to hear him talk about how the lady dude took care of him during his seizure, sounds like he should have had actual medical care like oxygen... sounds like he got more brain damage.
If a beautiful Colombian tranny saved you guys from a seizure would you also reject women forever and go tranny only like the ralpha male.
 
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