🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."
 

He really is lucky some ladyboy helped him, he absolutely would have died, without a single doubt. Next time, hopefully, he won't be that lucky.

It is almost a guarantee, even if it isn't obvious to the typical individual, but it is almost certain that he suffered some minor brain damage from the oxygen deprivation while he was seizing.

How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."

He simply fears talking about the unholy flames he saw and felt, along with the demonic voice that says "SOON..."
 

Starting from 2 hours 25mins ish just skip ahead until Ralph joins, he got arrested in Tijuana, got robbed and beaten up... and I have only started watching.
I'm impressed. God nearly instantly smote him for letting people think he was dead.
It is almost a guarantee, even if it isn't obvious to the typical individual, but it is almost certain that he suffered some minor brain damage from the oxygen deprivation while he was seizing.
Supposedly benzo withdrawal gets worse every time you go through it. It's called "kindling."

So next seizure will be even worse, and continue getting worse any time he does it again. The pig man is absolutely fucked.
 
How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."
Or maybe he did?
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"I don't want to sound hard or anything, but I was walking down Tijuana highways." LOL??? Hard??? Hard doesn't come to mind in the least. Broke. Pathetic. Sad. Homeless. Miserable. Depressing. All those maybe, but hard??? Just LOL.
The locals in Tijuana were even shocked at what a blundering retard he was. But it’s hilarious for Ralph to spin this as being tough or hard, it’s just pure stupidity. He had no choice but to walk like a hobo down the highway, through “gang territory” and beg strangers. Tijuana isn’t going to let his ass lay down and cry, they deal with drunk derelicts all day. He was being frogged marched the fuck out of there. 30 hours in detention got him to beg for more money to do it properly and not besmirch their freeways with his stanky poor ass.

Ralph wanted nothing more than to crawl to a seedy hotel or back to his cinderblock shack. Tijuana alogs had to kick piggy around for a few days before he gtfo.
 
So let me get this timeline straight:
- Ethan goes to a spurious 'rehab' and 'cures' his physical dependence on benzos in under a month, pronouncing himself 'clean'
- I call him out in chat and tell him this is not even close to possible within the duration of his stay and that he is going to have a withdrawal seizure if he doesn't taper properly (read: very, very slowly)
- He angrily calls me retarded and says the correct protocol that I outlined for him is not necessary for someone like him
- He goes on about ten separate rants over the next two weeks about how I should be raped, be killed, and/or should kill myself for telling him this and continuing to assert it
- He logs into the forum and comes into our chat, off air, to fight with me about this AGAIN, asserting he knows more about benzodiazepine tapering than me and isn't going to have a withdrawal seizure
- He has a severe withdrawal seizure and almost dies

It's all so tiresome.


God saved ralph so we may get further amusement.
I've been giving this a decent amount of thought and have come to the belief that Ralph is lying about the seizure. My thought is that its a much more digestible explanation than what I suspect to be the case which is that Ralph had a heart attack. He's done so much damage to his body over the last 40 years that his heart has certainly aged at least at a 2x or 3x speed. Ralph is a professional addict and by now should be an expert at managing his benzo needs by this point. If this was actually a seizure, than the implication is that it is certainly not his first.

For Ralph to immediately know he had a seizure from xannie withdrawal with zero hesitation tells us this has happened before. The alternative is that Ralph went snout first into a bag of very good coke as soon as he got to Colombia and his already very weak heart blew a fuse. This feels like a much more likely reason why Hunter would be pissed at him.

The alternative is that Ralph has foolishly given us just enough to argue he's either started down or is well on his way down the path of having regular drug related seizures. It's amazing to think many never really understood just how much some crazy clout whore living with him kept him stable and alive.
 
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