🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%

  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%
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    386
I'm still not clear on the timeline...
Was he on his way to visit Xander and then for some reason decided to cross the border on foot but for some reason got arrested in Tijuana or was he coming back from the visit? At which point did he lose the phone? Was he beaten and robbed before or after the arrest? Did he lose the phone during the robbing? It's all so messy when he tells it...
 
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Ethan Ralph has made his triumphant return to The KEELSTREAM.

Let's take a look at his viewer count. It's sure to be an increase, right?? He's streamed once in two weeks and he's sure to have a tale to spin after his recent travel woes.
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Oohh. 265 viewers at an hour in. Ouch. God only knows how many of those are bots. Welp, Ethan. Time to bring in viewers the only way you can anymore. Grab the pillls and booze. There's still enough time in the day to capitalize on your triumphant return.
 
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lester said:
He said his iPhone was 90% (for sure) back at the crackshack charging.
Seems like another lie. He took that thing with him and was robbed for that and whatever else. Cops probably showed and after 30 hrs. they finally realized this dude is a broke deadbeat they couldn't get anything out of and cut him loose.
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My guess is he was a mouthy little bitch and the cops figured he had it coming. Usually Americans don't get beaten up and THEN arrested unless they actually did something. He picked the wrong town to fuck around in, although he somehow got the shit beaten out of him in Lisbon, one of the safest cities in Europe, both times he went there (although the second was that retarded britbong going there to do it).
 
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i'm listening to the show and holy fuck he's boring. The way he talks seems slower since the last time I actually listened to the show which was probably a year ago. His brain is definitely cooking.

The good news is that he is flying back to SoCal via Tijuana on the 23rd of May, so I'll see you guys then when he loses his phone/gets fucked up by the cops/fucking another chick with a dick/fails to cross the border.
 
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free_protons4u said:
i'm listening to the show and holy fuck he's boring. The way he talks seems slower since the last time I actually listened to the show which was probably a year ago. His brain is definitely cooking.
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He's got to stretch out everything to 8+ hours out of sheer necessity, which makes his already shitty podcast even worse. I'll click on for 10 seconds every once in a while with the hope that he's having an episode and it never is. When Ralph does have something entertaining to talk about, it always involves him being a massive retard, so he brushes over anything that could be construed as entertaining.

Like he's rolling with the "I was merely pretending to be dead" absence excuse for Colombia, and that a bunch of people he just met were in on it. Ralph obviously did something retarded on his way to Colombia and won't capitalize on talking about it because he thinks it makes him look like a retard. Now he looks like a retard regardless in all the tales he hollers, but if it's a story where he thinks it makes him look like a retard, then he'll spend 5 minutes on it instead of potentially hours.
free_protons4u said:
The good news is that he is flying back to SoCal via Tijuana on the 23rd of May, so I'll see you guys then when he loses his phone/gets fucked up by the cops/fucking another chick with a dick/fails to cross the border.
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Hehe, uhh ohh. Ralph has an insatiable thirst for dudes bananas now. Better watch out.
 
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He's been complaining about people calling him a shitty son and punching alogs with icepicks, lol. Saying Amanda kept him alive after Sandra went down there to black heaven. This all spawned from his Kanye tweet, which was seemingly supposed to be about his kids, but Ralph is retarded and decided to make it about him because ofc.

"I don't give a shit about pussy". I think he's admitting he's more of a banana dude now.
 
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Thee Witchfinder said:
Ralph is in the middle of a Pillstream right now. He's said the dreaded N several times and is barred off his ass on Xanax.
He posted this to Twitter/X and is encouraging everyone to retweet/rexeet:
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Sad truth is that he has no idea what the kid looks like now, what milestones she’s hit, first word, first steps, nothing. Nada. And it’s his stupid fault 100% Keep seething, dumbass. Your kid will never know you.
 
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