sufferhorse
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- Joined
- Sep 3, 2023
his story is all a lie. he was smugglin dope in his anus.
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He's got to stretch out everything to 8+ hours out of sheer necessity, which makes his already shitty podcast even worse. I'll click on for 10 seconds every once in a while with the hope that he's having an episode and it never is. When Ralph does have something entertaining to talk about, it always involves him being a massive retard, so he brushes over anything that could be construed as entertaining.i'm listening to the show and holy fuck he's boring. The way he talks seems slower since the last time I actually listened to the show which was probably a year ago. His brain is definitely cooking.
Hehe, uhh ohh. Ralph has an insatiable thirst for dudes bananas now. Better watch out.The good news is that he is flying back to SoCal via Tijuana on the 23rd of May, so I'll see you guys then when he loses his phone/gets fucked up by the cops/fucking another chick with a dick/fails to cross the border.
When the Ralph family crest gets made it'll have an ear of corn crossed with a banana like a pair of swords.Hehe, uhh ohh. Ralph has an insatiable thirst for dudes bananas now. Better watch out.

Sad truth is that he has no idea what the kid looks like now, what milestones she’s hit, first word, first steps, nothing. Nada. And it’s his stupid fault 100% Keep seething, dumbass. Your kid will never know you.Ralph is in the middle of a Pillstream right now. He's said the dreaded N several times and is barred off his ass on Xanax.
He posted this to Twitter/X and is encouraging everyone to retweet/rexeet:
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Dios mio... El puerco americano de los Xanax...Ralph is in the middle of a Pillstream right now. He's said the dreaded N several times and is barred off his ass on Xanax.
He posted this to Twitter/X and is encouraging everyone to retweet/rexeet:
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Link: https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1921699919884145112
Archive: https://archive.ph/0q3wX
“Ah LUB yew, linx!”Status update:
During the pillstream, Linx hopped up on a stream and released audios of Ralph professing his love for her.