šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

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AncientPhosphur said:
He canā€™t. Heā€™s too ashamed of his life, fearful someone might recognize him and heā€™d be forced to deny the name his daddy gave him again if you want to know the truth about it.
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Ralph always seems to be a pathetic retard in unexpected, yet hilarious, ways whenever the opportunity arises. The most interesting aspect is it's usually in a way that reflects Ralph's massive insecurities, where he manages to fuck up in ways that are particularly more biting to someone like himself.

For example, when he denied the name his daddeh gave him in Minnesota. There's funny in the fact that the guy specifically said "Are you Ralph?" with Ralph responding "I'm not Ethan Ralph." On it's own, that's just plain silly for obvious reasons, especially with him hollerin' at Jim about "changing the name his daddeh gave him" during the therapy session.

What puts the cherry on top is Ralph demonstrating cowardice in the face of a guy who seemed positively upbeat. I can understand Ralph's cautioness since nothing good happens when he interacts with random people, but isn't this supposed to be the Ralphamale? The outlaw radio host? The gonzo journalist? The pride of West Memphis? Nope. Just a has-been Z-tier e-celeb who's terrified when he hears someone calling his name. That question and response pierced Ralph's ego in a way that no other confrontation could. The image he projects (or attempts to at least) was immediately shattered and this unnamed BPD woman revealed her true self. Timid. Submissive. Afraid. Bitch made.

Ofc, there are numerous other situations that Ralph saw fit to embarrass himself beyond all expectations.

Portugal 1? Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked if Ralph gets beaten up in another country. He's an impulsive retard that runs his mouth and doesn't have the physically to back it up, but no no no. Ralph didn't settle for a standard black eye and bloody nose. He was literally grotesquely transfigured. Everything was swollen. Orbital socket fractured. Ralph was violated as much a man can get violated, without being raped. The man who was already incredibly self-conscious about his height and weight now has to add a permanent googly eye to the list, and there's something inherently funny about googly eyes. Especially with the backstory of abruptly taking a trip to Portugal (for unknown...reasons) and ending up disfigured.

Another good one is Harry "King of Feet" Morris. After Ralph declared Harry a blood enemy for throwing his dumbass wrasstle wrasstle belt in the dumpster, Ralph taunted him mercilessly. He turned the prized horse, Amanda Morris, against him. That Harry would never see his daughter or granddaughter ever again. Remind me, how did that turn out? Oh yeah. With Ralph passing out on stream, stumbling on piss bottles, never seeing the horse or Cozy.TV Rozy again.

The list goes on and on and on, but the point I'm trying to make is this. Ralph doesn't just fuck up. Ralph doesn't just fuck up massively. Ralph manages to massively fuck up in such a way that reflects his shitty personality and greatest fears. It's what makes him entertaining as a lolcow. His fuckups aren't random, they're karma incarnate

RJ MacReady said:
He needs to let his inner wild boar hold the reins for a bit and assert himself in confrontations. He's most full of life when he's angry. That means more attention and more money.
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Too bad he's bitch made.
 
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@HackerX

Everytime I hear / see a reference to "Cozy" Rozy now, my mind flashes to this Harry tweet and it gives me a smile.

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RJ MacReady said:
He needs to let his inner wild boar hold the reins for a bit and assert himself in confrontations. He's most full of life when he's angry. That means more attention and more money.
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He only gets mouthy when he's safe behind his computer screen. We've seen that in real life he's a sniveling coward when confronted.
 
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I found a collab piggy did with some tiktok guy. That sly piggy never mentioned a word about this.
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Sure this isn't some missing footage from when him and Andy were in Miami? I would bet on it but I think Ralph dyed his hair blonde at the time.

They were so happy together. Andy had to ruin a great thing by being an insatiable size queen.
 
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Cad an Hell said:

Starting from 2 hours 25mins ish just skip ahead until Ralph joins, he got arrested in Tijuana, got robbed and beaten up... and I have only started watching.
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So how did Ralph's liquified brain think his proactive response of "LOL, what if I fed someone a BS story" was supposed to play out here? Just how? Assuming Ralph was being true n' honest, which it never is, what purpose would it serve? "Hey guys, I'm so cool I was beaten up and robbed in Tijuana. I'm the Ralphamale, bish." He's legitimately retarded. What's better, wasn't he baiting the story would be told on the KEELSTREAM? Apparently not.
 
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Making some wild claims about Colombia. Hunter asking nicely for him to tell the internet he's alive (because Hunter doesn't want the cops doorknocking while he has an expired visa), all the drugs he did not do, fucking that hooker and then cumming in her after the condom broke, having a seizure because he fucked up his xanax tapering (definitely not the other drugs btw) which was why he didn't stream at all because he was recovering.
 
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Listening into it now, but at the start:
- Immediately starts bitching at Harry Morris and Faith

- First visit didn't happen because he tried crossing the border at 1 and Faith said "be here in 20 minutes". He wasn't there in 20 minutes. Ofc, why didn't he try to cross the border earlier? Who knows

- Ralph begged the trolley guy to/from the crossing for a free ride, multiple times apparently

- Ralph was apparently walking around a lot since he had no money

- Due to completely unforeseeable issues (i.e., Ralph couldn't get to the flight back to Merida on time) he has to ask the guy who bought him a ticket to Western Union him

- Something happened that got him locked up for 30 hours. He's blaming corrupt police because it's never his fault

- His initial response after he discovered he was stranded in Mexico with no phone or money? Not to ask people to borrow their phone to make a call, but to borrow their phone for Twitter

I can't continue listening ATM, but it turns out Ethan Ralph is an absolute trainwreck. Who could've known????
 
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So the biker said, "You want a banana?" *dolphin noises*
Edit: attached is the transcript, and below an auto-generated summary:

1. Introduction / Banter​

  • Ralph joins the stream late due to technical issues; jokes about his mixed reception from the audience.
  • Chat about being sober for 17+ days, aiming for a 30-day alcohol-free streak before resuming drinking.
  • Reflects on how not drinking has surprisingly not made him irritable.

2. Trip Begins ā€“ Visit to Colombia & Tijuana​

  • Ralph travels to Colombia, then Tijuana to visit his son.
  • Explains difficulty crossing the border, resulting in a delayed first meeting with his son.
  • Recounts an emotional but positive visit with his son on Sunday.

3. Fallout with Lynx​

  • Describes an argument with Lynx, a woman he collaborated with.
  • Accuses her of blaming him for her channel takedown and later blocking him.
  • Expresses betrayal and anger, calling her manipulative and accusing her of publicly and privately implying he got her banned.

4. Struggles in Tijuana​

  • After visiting his son, Ralph tries to return to Merida but faces problems:
    • No phone, no cash, stranded in Tijuana at midnight.
    • Attempts to walk to the airport; shares disturbing encounters and dangerous streets.
  • Describes being robbed and roughed up by Tijuana city police (not federal), held for ~30 hours.
  • Gets out of custody and is advised to use the trolley for free to reach a safer crossing.
  • Returns to the Otay Mesa crossing; a friend (Nat Bakes) wires him money and helps him get a ticket home.

5. Misinformation / Publicity Stunt​

  • Ralph had planned to go dark temporarily but a coincidental death in Progreso Beach made people think he died.
  • Claims it was only supposed to be an "MIA" angle, but it escalated into a ā€œRalph is deadā€ rumor.
  • Played along with a few key content creators (e.g., Merc, Godwinson) to maintain the illusion.
  • Eventually posts on Twitter that heā€™s alive after Hunter Moore asks him to stop the frenzy to avoid legal trouble.

6. Drug Use Commentary​

  • While denying personal use, Ralph describes Colombiaā€™s party drug culture (especially TUCI/"pink cocaine").
  • Talks about various versions of the drug (Azul/Blue, Coco Chanel).
  • Mentions observing others using drugs like ketamine and TUCI in a trance-like state.
  • Tells story of a woman he was with who surprisingly spoke against drug use, saying it's a mask for emotional issues.

7. Sexual Encounter & Defending Against Rumors​

  • Describes sexual experience with a Colombian woman (emphasizes she was not a ā€œladyboyā€ despite internet rumors).
  • Insists it was not a transactional interaction, labels her a "party girl" rather than a prostitute.
  • Refutes claims he didnā€™t sleep with her and shares graphic details as proof.

8. Seizure in Colombia​

  • Reveals he had a seizure (first in 10 years), likely caused by improper Xanax tapering and sleep deprivation (~55 hours awake).
  • A woman on-site recognized the signs, placed him in the recovery position, and helped care for his injured knee.
  • Credits friends and others for looking after him; admits he shouldā€™ve rested but kept partying due to FOMO.
  • Reflects on the experience but somewhat minimizes its severity.

9. Return to Merida & Closing Thoughts​

  • Makes it safely back to Merida; knee still injured, face swollen but nose not broken.
  • Emphasizes it was not Colombia or Hunter Mooreā€™s faultā€”blames his own mismanagement of meds and exhaustion.
  • Reflects on being ā€œtoo old for thisā€ but still hints at future wild adventures.
  • Announces heā€™ll return to streaming with a new Killstream episode on Saturday at 12 PM.
  • Grateful to Merc for letting him on the show and being part of the stunt.
Ralph nutted in a totally not ladyboy hooker and there may or may not be a guntling 3 on the way, since the condom broke.

We'll know if it was a guy or not in 9 months, if there's a paternity suit.
 

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