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Kinda jealous fr frIt's because people are beating him and stealing from him. Can you really blame them?
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Kinda jealous fr frIt's because people are beating him and stealing from him. Can you really blame them?
All this and a ‘seizure’ too.i just want to point out that all of this, all of what he described happened during this last weeks, was called out days in advance in gunt chat by a bunch of people. to a tee.
March 2023, Ralph talks about having benzo related seizures.So let me get this timeline straight:
- Ethan goes to a spurious 'rehab' and 'cures' his physical dependence on benzos in under a month, pronouncing himself 'clean'
- I call him out in chat and tell him this is not even close to possible within the duration of his stay and that he is going to have a withdrawal seizure if he doesn't taper properly (read: very, very slowly)
- He angrily calls me retarded and says the correct protocol that I outlined for him is not necessary for someone like him
- He goes on about ten separate rants over the next two weeks about how I should be raped, be killed, and/or should kill myself for telling him this and continuing to assert it
- He logs into the forum and comes into our chat, off air, to fight with me about this AGAIN, asserting he knows more about benzodiazepine tapering than me and isn't going to have a withdrawal seizure
- He has a severe withdrawal seizure and almost dies
It's all so tiresome.
It's all so ridiculous, yet, not shocking in the least. Ralph probably rolls his eyes when he reads the speculation over all the retarded shit he does, but when those same people are spot on with what went happened in Tijuana, he should probably give it some thought.All thus and a ‘seizure’ too.
lol, first he depends on a black farmer to bail out his ass, now a trolley guy
It being the anus of a tranny might explain why the condom broke.Ralph nutted in a totally not ladyboy hooker and there may or may not be a guntling 3 on the way, since the condom broke.
He's far gone. He's an ungrateful little piggy that will only change for the worse. At some point, I felt sorry for him and wanted him to get better. It would be funnier to laugh at his ragepig antics on the Killstream than seeing a demented pig eating Lisbon pavement.It's all so tiresome.
See?Or maybe he did?
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How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."
Harooooo will.Who can support him? Sneedchat?
>I am going celibateOr maybe he did?
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It's obvious Ralphy only views the piglets as a weapon to seethe. After ranting at Faith, you could here the glee in his voice when he said Xander looks just like him. Not the glee of a proud father. The glee of a BPD woman that wants to spite a mother for the mistake of giving Ralph a biological son. He's basically making fun of the kid for looking like him, LOL>I already have two white kids
They're not your kids. Being a sperm donor doesn't mean children were fathered.
I still can't believe he admitted to roaming around Tijuana and sucking on dude's bananas. Common Ralphamale W.The whole segment on Mersh was hilarious, but not at all surprising.
Can we get a shoutout to our Mexican cartel bikers? Thank goodness their bananas were there on the scene, or the pig would quite literally be cooked on the side of the Tijuana highway.
It's less of a curse and more cause and effect. Ralph's reality and Ralph's perception of himself as are so diametrically opposed that absolutely everything works against him at a deep, personal, and fundamental level.While he might believe in the “curse of the Ralphamale”, this entire arc further proves Ralph is just plainly cursed. The running gag has always been that any time Ralph gets a perceived “win”, something almost immediately and infinitely worse will befall him. Often in a brutal, embarrassing and for the most part karmiclly hilarious way. It seems like he is kept on this earth to remind us of humility while occasionally allowing us the comfort of knowing that no matter how bad things get, we’re not Ethan Ralph.
Sneedchat is Ralph's last, best friend. Not even Ralph's plumber-lawyer compadre can compare to the sneed xisters in terms of trying to keep piggy alive.If he wants to be clean, he needs a support net. Who can support him? Sneedchat? Yeah, that's it.![]()
Harooooo is Ralph's de facto therapist. It's commendable the amount of ragepiggery they'll put up with, but it's part of the process.Harooooo will.
If a beautiful Colombian tranny saved you guys from a seizure would you also reject women forever and go tranny only like the ralpha male.Why the heck is Null so behind on Ralph, I was expecting this info on MATI.
It was pretty sad to hear him talk about how the lady dude took care of him during his seizure, sounds like he should have had actual medical care like oxygen... sounds like he got more brain damage.