🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Cad an Hell said:

Starting from 2 hours 25mins ish just skip ahead until Ralph joins, he got arrested in Tijuana, got robbed and beaten up... and I have only started watching.
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lmfao, so we finally got a Portugal 3, huh?
Shame nobody recorded it. I knew this retard somehow got into a fight or gotten arrested, but not both!
HackerX said:
Ralph begged the trolley guy to/from the crossing for a free ride, multiple times apparently
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lol, first he depends on a black farmer to bail out his ass, now a trolley guy
Xev said:
So in reality a tranny blew a load in Ethan's ass. Highly doubt a condom was ever deployed.
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So this means my joke clip might not have been much of a joke at all, lmfao
30+GameOvers said:
So, you know how the gunted goblin was caught taking creepshots of that random tranny that was standing there? Well, I reckon this is what the tranny said when he caught the gunt taking those pics:
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we all knew he got roughed up...if piggy isn't on camera gloating and cutting promos, there's only one reason and thats because his eyes were blacked and his shit was swollen up. otherwise, as per standard upon departing a plane, we would have a selfie middle finger pic for harreh morriz
 
Man if you can give Ralph credit for anything it's just a shock and a half he's still going. He gets knocked around like a tent in a tornado, his body is 90% illicit chemicals by mass (a LOT of mass) everyone he has known for more than 3 days hates him. He has no long term goals, plan or aspirations. His children only ever seen him sporadically and because their mom's legally have to let it happen. (By children I mean Zander, fuck Rosie!)

And yet. He's still going, he's still wheeling and dealing and trying to make money online even though that well is drier than the pussy of every woman that sees him shirtless. I really believe him when he says the only thing that will stop him is death. You can call Ralph a lot, but you can't call him a quitter.
 
So let me get this timeline straight:
- Ethan goes to a spurious 'rehab' and 'cures' his physical dependence on benzos in under a month, pronouncing himself 'clean'
- I call him out in chat and tell him this is not even close to possible within the duration of his stay and that he is going to have a withdrawal seizure if he doesn't taper properly (read: very, very slowly)
- He angrily calls me retarded and says the correct protocol that I outlined for him is not necessary for someone like him
- He goes on about ten separate rants over the next two weeks about how I should be raped, be killed, and/or should kill myself for telling him this and continuing to assert it
- He logs into the forum and comes into our chat, off air, to fight with me about this AGAIN, asserting he knows more about benzodiazepine tapering than me and isn't going to have a withdrawal seizure
- He has a severe withdrawal seizure and almost dies

It's all so tiresome.
 
RJ MacReady said:
Nobody wants to pay him to silently fuse with his chair in his shack but they'll absolutely pay to play TTS messages while Ralph's walking to the torta shop or whatever.
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Yeah but they'd be doing shit like TTSes in Spanish insulting whatever local cartel ran the place just to see if they could get him shot or at least beaten up.
 
:diddler: I have nothing bad to say about people that have lots of bad things to say about me, for instance how I had seizure on their floor and pissed all over it so the mop lady had to work extra hard to clean it up, hehe, I'm on the top of my game, hehe. Beat you to it Hunter!
 
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How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."
 
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He really is lucky some ladyboy helped him, he absolutely would have died, without a single doubt. Next time, hopefully, he won't be that lucky.

It is almost a guarantee, even if it isn't obvious to the typical individual, but it is almost certain that he suffered some minor brain damage from the oxygen deprivation while he was seizing.

Mr. Manchester said:
How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once? It's like when he's about to die all every representative of every afterlife has a giant shit-flinging argument about who has to deal with him until he just wakes up. The God just bangs his gavel and goes, "Fine, discussion tabled, we'll deal with it the next time he goes to Tijuana."
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He simply fears talking about the unholy flames he saw and felt, along with the demonic voice that says "SOON..."
 
Mr. Manchester said:
How does a man with so many near-death experiences not have a single out of body or religious moment once?
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He is barely conscious when he is conscious, these experiences get stored in memory by people who are generally grounded and mindful. Even if he had it it wouldn't register.
 
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