šŸ· The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

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  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.3%
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His remaining Gunthuffers have to be the least heterosexual community on the Internet.

In just one weekend we had this man proclaim his love for a woman who appears to be mentally stunted, to the point of it being morally questionable if you where to pursue her.
We had him go hog wild during his annual Mother's day drug bonanza, threatening his still current wife and mother of his daughter, which he named after his dead mother, his still Father in law, and the veggie of dubious stability.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
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His remaining Gunthuffers have to be the least heterosexual community on the Internet.

In just one weekend we had this man proclaim his love for a woman who appears to be mentally stunted, to the point of it being morally questionable if you where to pursue her.
We had him go hog wild during his annual Mother's day drug bonanza, threatening his still current wife and mother of his daughter, which he named after his dead mother, his still Father in law, and the veggie of dubious stability.
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Ralph has kicked off today's KEELSTREAM. Will it turn into a PEELSTREAM? Stay tuned.

He's currently arguing with someone in chat that he'll strike down any archives on YouTube. Funnily enough, he denies it was not a PEELSTREAM, but a Mezcal stream. No mention of delirium. He's also wary that "something" will happen to his Rumble? Who knows.

Wait. Now he brings up tonsillitis. Says he's streaming today because it would be taken as a sign of weakness if he didn't, lol.
 
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HackerX said:
Ralph has kicked off today's KEELSTREAM. Will it turn into a PEELSTREAM? Stay tuned.

He's currently arguing with someone in chat that he'll strike down any archives on YouTube. Funnily enough, he denies it was not a PEELSTREAM, but a Mezcal stream. No mention of delirium. He's also wary that "something" will happen to his Rumble? Who knows.

Wait. Now he brings up tonsillitis. Says he's streaming today because it would be taken as a sign of weakness if he didn't, lol.
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luckily for him he was only in rehab for xanax and not alcohol so he didn't technically relapse, and mezcal was prescribed by a doctor so he didn't do anything wrong.
 
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He just announced that liquor is really cheap and if they make half the goal he's going to drink mescal union. So much for the sober arc.
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He's debating the intricacies and differences between a PEELSTREAM and Mezcal Union stream. This stream is slightly more than an hour in. It's gonna be a good day!
 
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If Motherā€™s Day has him this triggered and drunk/pilled out to cope, whatā€™s Fatherā€™s Day next month gonna be like? And his big 4-0 birthday coming up too.

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105 degrees with 70% humidity. Every day.
Imagine living like this, all alone, broke, filled with impotent rage and resentment, seething nonstop, reduced to drunk streaming to scrape together enough $$ for his bare bones existence? Hell, Iā€™d need to be massively sedated too. Itā€™s the only way this poor wretch can face his miserable reality.
 
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Tonight's pillstream:
  • He started by chimping out at Linx over a catfish superchat, as is traditional. Makes more thinly veiled threats to her based on what an obvious 3rd party has said. He insists she also DMed that she loved him, but isn't prepared to leak it.
  • Was looping over a Trump clip and Kanye's demented song
  • Wigger wiggled so animatedly, he karate chopped the usb cable out of the webcam
  • Keeps begging for call-ins to hit duh goal with minimal effort on his part
  • Watched Jesse PS' recital of Kanye's deadbeat anthem
  • Minimised yesterday's threat bonanza. Insists they weren't threats but just proclamations that he would if he could get away with it. It's not ebbuhdance of a crahm ayylawgs, because he couldn't feasibly murder anybody as he's unable to legally own a gun and would have to travel quite a distance in order to physically harm anybody. He says he can't remember what he said yesterday, but has concealed the VOD anyway.
  • Was crying over Manduh and Rozy. Allegedly he still loves Meigh, despite everything. šŸŒˆ
  • Crying over mother's day.
  • He shed a tear over this charming AI art of him and Rozy where he is depicted as a morose, fat old man and the child's vest is clearly poking fun at the horse progenitor.
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  • He retells the the story of how he cheated with Meigh and valiantly protected a pregnant Faith from being caught in the melee. Conveniently forgets he strangled her because she didn't want to be part of the cursed polycule.
  • He insists last night's pillsteam was tequila only. He is soliciting superberries for a fresh bottle of mezcal. He threatened to procure one regardless, but realised he's too poor without a cash injection upfront.
  • Raptor screeching about how he's too dedicated a father to give up on his children while he's holed up in a foreign country soliciting money for intoxicants
 
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If Motherā€™s Day has him this triggered and drunk/pilled out to cope, whatā€™s Fatherā€™s Day next month gonna be like? And his big 4-0 birthday coming up too.

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105 degrees with 70% humidity. Every day.
Imagine living like this, all alone, broke, filled with impotent rage and resentment, seething nonstop, reduced to drunk streaming to scrape together enough $$ for his bare bones existence? Hell, Iā€™d need to be massively sedated too. Itā€™s the only way this poor wretch can face his miserable reality.
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The smaller numbers aren't the humidity, it's the low temperature dipshit.
 
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