🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Um...]

The smaller numbers aren't the humidity, it's the low temperature dipshit.

Actually dipshit, see at the top where it says 74% humidity? Or is that too difficult for you?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Actually dipshit, see at the top where it says 74% humidity? Or is that too difficult for you?

He can't read, his tonsillitis is acting up.

 

[EyeGuy]

Ladies and guntlemen... it's happening:

 

[Um...]

Vodka and Xanax, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Blue eyed ARYAN GAWD

 

[HackerX]

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Hrm. What could possibly go wrong? The Ralphamale is smooth sailing from here!

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

All that's missing is someone to call in for Ralph to holler at LFG. As an aside this might be his shortest "sober" arc lmao

 

[deeman]

Vodka and Xanax, what could possibly go wrong?

Absolut Vatten & Anti-Tonsillitis meds, actually

 

[HackerX]

Wait. Did the West Memphis wigger cheap out? I was specifically told MEZCAL UNION. NIGGER, ARE YOU TOO POOR????

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

It really is a shame that Ralph doesn't live in the states. Otherwise, he would've reached his final stage of devolution, that being IP2 Ralph. Unfortunately he's a white boy in Mexico, where he knows that the law isn't made to protect him from the consequences of his actions like it would be up north.

 

[porkWellington]

 

[The Punished Mitch]

T A X

F R E E

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He's crying piggy tears between outrages of trolls

 

[Vernon Dozier]

If Mother’s Day has him this triggered and drunk/pilled out to cope, what’s Father’s Day next month gonna be like? And his big 4-0 birthday coming up too.

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105 degrees with 70% humidity. Every day.
Imagine living like this, all alone, broke, filled with impotent rage and resentment, seething nonstop, reduced to drunk streaming to scrape together enough $$ for his bare bones existence? Hell, I’d need to be massively sedated too. It’s the only way this poor wretch can face his miserable reality.

And it’s s only May. The actual humidity is around 50 percent this week, when the thunderstorm and rainy season starts next month the humidity will go up to 70 to 90 percent with similar temperatures. People want Ralph to die but he’s already in hell.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Damn. I was going to mock only getting a 750 or 1000 ml bottle*, but then I saw he was taking it straight from the bottle. That's not going to last more than a day.

*Or 375, factoring in scale for the little guy.

 

[MissyMissy]

Ralph: "I have screenshots where you say you love me"
Linx to Randoms on twitter:

(From like last week, never got around to posting)

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Tonight's Pillstream

You posted this at 4:41 PM EST which makes it 2:41 PM in Mérida. These are AFTERNOON Pillstreams.

@theralph a siesta is a short nap through the hottest part of the day, not the time for .5 a fifth and 1.5 bars. Hope this helps you integrate with your vecinos.

 

[break these cuffs]

You posted this at 4:41 PM EST which makes it 2:41 PM in Mérida. These are AFTERNOON Pillstreams.

Still makes for a 5 Star Day, BISH!

 

[Vernon Dozier]

It’s very interesting all the times Ralph had a virus, or ailment, or was completely sober he sounded exactly like he does when he’s drinking vodka.

Now he says if he hits 750 he’ll drink the whole bottle. What could go wrong!

Now it’s down to 600.

 

[HackerX]

Now it’s down to 600.

IMO, it's a sound investment. You'd get to watch him die for real this time and $600 could be spent a lot worse.