🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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HackerX said:
Ralph left for the store about an hour ago and the stream is still staring at an empty chair. Hrm. Maybe Ralph is playing 4D chess? If da goal is "all day and night stream", technically the requirements are met if the stream is on at night. Common Ralphamale W.

He's also currently sitting at 300 viewers, which is slightly above his norm. There may only be 10 legitimate fans of The KEELSTREAM. I would like to thank those individuals for keeping Ralph going. They are the true alogs.
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He came back for a second, I think he's laying passed out on the floor just off camera.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
He came back for a second, I think he's laying passed out on the floor just off camera.
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I skipped through with no sign. 15 second increments are probably too big of a gap though. Didn't see any of his valuable listeners comment they saw him though, but they're brain-damaged, so there's that.

I wonder if he managed to leave the house. Probably got lightheaded when he stood up to put on his purse and took a quick nap. If he did manage to leave, there's a 0% chance he'll remember the stream is still on. He can't even remember the stream is still on when he's on stream.

I'm kinda hoping a random Mexican just pops up on the webcam. It'd be quite fitting.

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Nigga what? His chat is worried about him? I'd be more worried if he didn't do shit like this.
 
HackerX said:
I skipped through with no sign. 15 second increments are probably too big of a gap though. Didn't see any of his valuable listeners comment they saw him though, but they're brain-damaged, so there's that.

I wonder if he managed to leave the house. Probably got lightheaded when he stood up to put on his purse and took a quick nap. If he did manage to leave, there's a 0% chance he'll remember the stream is still on. He can't even remember the stream is still on when he's on stream.

I'm kinda hoping a random Mexican just pops up on the webcam. It'd be quite fitting.

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Nigga what? His chat is worried about him? I'd be more worried if he didn't do shit like this.
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He came back about 1 hour and 40 mins ago from this post. You can see people in chat talking about it then.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
He came back about 1 hour and 40 mins ago from this post. You can see people in chat talking about it then.
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I imagine that's when he came back for a split second to put the chips down and purse up. Right now, Merriejayne is calling him with no success and they're concluding he's probably passed out because he's a sleepy boy. That he should take tomorrow off because he needs the rest, lol.

These people are legitimately retarded. Ralph has trained them that having seizures and passing out all the time is completely normally. They haven't a single clue why Ralph streams for 12 hours, gets completely fucked up, and constantly has bad things happen to him. It's part and parcel as king of the sektur!

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Uhh ohh, Ralph. It looks like she's snakin' on you. Better get that hoe in line real fast.
 
Septic Tank Bomber said:
The worst thing could happen is his death isn't caught on camera
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There are worse things that could happen. He could regain consciousness, forget the stream is still on, and then start one of his goon sessions (that he's bragged about in the past... I'm surprised people don't bring it up much, it's probably one of the most embarrassing things he's said).
 
GuntPatrol said:
There are worse things that could happen. He could regain consciousness, forget the stream is still on, and then start one of his goon sessions (that he's bragged about in the past... I'm surprised people don't bring it up much, it's probably one of the most embarrassing things he's said).
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For all of his talk about degeneracy, Ralph's T levels are so low and his blood circulation is so poor he probably doesn't really have much of a libido left and he definitely can't get it hard anymore.

He just chases the idea of gooning, much like a troon who must cum but has no dick.

Cranjis McBasketball said:
He's not dead, he just came back to shut it down.
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Remember, he's only 39 years old.
 
It's almost sad that he still loves Nora so much. Damn. She is the one self-criticism he allows.

Edit: aside from lying about cheating of course.
 
Cranjis McBasketball said:
He's not dead, he just came back to shut it down.
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
Ethan finally wandered back into the view of the camera after being gone for several hours to turn the stream off with wet marks and what appears to be vomit all over his shirt.
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Holy shit he's looking rough! Definitely puked all over himself, look at that nasty orange thing on his shirt. Here's the clip.

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What a perfect way to end the trilogy, tune in tomorrow where we go back to drinking off camera and pretending "tapering" Xanax means "I'm not on Xanax, bitch".
 
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