🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[HackerX]

He left to go to the store about 40 minutes ago, he put his murse on before he left, and hasn't returned since.
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Did he think his travel issues were limited to flight? Ralph can't even cross the street without something disasterous happening. Jesus.

 

[GaryGray]

I can’t decide if he’s gonna stroke out, OD or fall and hit his head, which will happen first and take him out. We should have a poll on it.

My bet is all three. A stroke or seizure brought on by a sudden change in his blood pressure as a result of alcohol and prescription drug abuse. When this happens he will fall and hit his head causing a traumatic event preventing him from regaining consciousness after which he will die from either blood loss, heart failure, or respiratory failure. A very sad and preventable death which hopefully he will be found before the smell gets too bad.

I’m writing it off due to a combo of hot weather, aging, and obesity (and hormonal changes) on top of massive drug use. I wouldn’t put it off as some sort of circulatory issue. It is strange how he can be both fat with skinny limbs and sometimes have veins being visible in his arms.

That is the textbook definition of Cushing's as shown below.

Even the example used for Cushing's syndrome is in better shape than Ralph
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[BigFatSweatyMan]

Whether you're a ralphamale, alog or just a humble Sektur enjoyer these past three days have been a blast.

 

[James done did it]

Right before Null, Ralph had on another caller. The guest represented himself as Jared Taylor, but I did a little digging, and actually, dear Ralphamales, it looks like it may have been the famous "This is Water" speech by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

I have edited the Internet bloodsports: Ralph vs. David Foster Wallace for you below, with the animated subtitles covering up that picture of Ralph and Cozy Rozy (named after Roseanne Barr):
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This is probably 10 of the best 30 minutes of ralphacontent generated over the past 2 years. Even better than the Jewsh taunting and hollering.

 

[HackerX]

Ralph left for the store about an hour ago and the stream is still staring at an empty chair. Hrm. Maybe Ralph is playing 4D chess? If da goal is "all day and night stream", technically the requirements are met if the stream is on at night. Common Ralphamale W.

He's also currently sitting at 300 viewers, which is slightly above his norm. There may only be 10 legitimate fans of The KEELSTREAM. I would like to thank those individuals for keeping Ralph going. They are the true alogs.

 

[sufferhorse]

JARED TAYLOR ABDUCTED HIM.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Ralph left for the store about an hour ago and the stream is still staring at an empty chair. Hrm. Maybe Ralph is playing 4D chess? If da goal is "all day and night stream", technically the requirements are met if the stream is on at night. Common Ralphamale W.

He's also currently sitting at 300 viewers, which is slightly above his norm. There may only be 10 legitimate fans of The KEELSTREAM. I would like to thank those individuals for keeping Ralph going. They are the true alogs.

He came back for a second, I think he's laying passed out on the floor just off camera.

 

[HackerX]

He came back for a second, I think he's laying passed out on the floor just off camera.

I skipped through with no sign. 15 second increments are probably too big of a gap though. Didn't see any of his valuable listeners comment they saw him though, but they're brain-damaged, so there's that.

I wonder if he managed to leave the house. Probably got lightheaded when he stood up to put on his purse and took a quick nap. If he did manage to leave, there's a 0% chance he'll remember the stream is still on. He can't even remember the stream is still on when he's on stream.

I'm kinda hoping a random Mexican just pops up on the webcam. It'd be quite fitting.

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Nigga what? His chat is worried about him? I'd be more worried if he didn't do shit like this.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I skipped through with no sign. 15 second increments are probably too big of a gap though. Didn't see any of his valuable listeners comment they saw him though, but they're brain-damaged, so there's that.

I wonder if he managed to leave the house. Probably got lightheaded when he stood up to put on his purse and took a quick nap. If he did manage to leave, there's a 0% chance he'll remember the stream is still on. He can't even remember the stream is still on when he's on stream.

I'm kinda hoping a random Mexican just pops up on the webcam. It'd be quite fitting.

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Nigga what? His chat is worried about him? I'd be more worried if he didn't do shit like this.

He came back about 1 hour and 40 mins ago from this post. You can see people in chat talking about it then.

 

[GaryGray]

Through the incredible power of AI, dramatic reconstruction, and stock photos a simulated photo of Ralph at this very moment can be generated.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Through the incredible power of AI, dramatic reconstruction, and stock photos a simulated photo of Ralph at this very moment can be generated.
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Not enough piss bottles.

 

[HackerX]

He came back about 1 hour and 40 mins ago from this post. You can see people in chat talking about it then.

I imagine that's when he came back for a split second to put the chips down and purse up. Right now, Merriejayne is calling him with no success and they're concluding he's probably passed out because he's a sleepy boy. That he should take tomorrow off because he needs the rest, lol.

These people are legitimately retarded. Ralph has trained them that having seizures and passing out all the time is completely normally. They haven't a single clue why Ralph streams for 12 hours, gets completely fucked up, and constantly has bad things happen to him. It's part and parcel as king of the sektur!


Uhh ohh, Ralph. It looks like she's snakin' on you. Better get that hoe in line real fast.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

I imagine that's when he came back for a split second to put the chips down and purse up.

Huh, maybe he's not passed out on the floor, maybe he got stabbed on the way to the liquor store.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Huh, maybe he's not passed out on the floor, maybe he got stabbed on the way to the liquor store.

Maybe he ran into a tranny on the way to the liquor store and was like
Uh meigh have gonorrhea of the throat but I'll suck yer dick if you fuck my ass

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

The worst thing could happen is his death isn't caught on camera

 

[Telemeter]

Let the record show by Ralph's own words he claims to be 5'7". The source is a grill stream from April 30th, 2022.

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I remember this stream, also one of the best ways to measure Ralph's height, cause he stood right next to that grill.



Came up to about 5'2"

 

[GuntPatrol]

The worst thing could happen is his death isn't caught on camera

There are worse things that could happen. He could regain consciousness, forget the stream is still on, and then start one of his goon sessions (that he's bragged about in the past... I'm surprised people don't bring it up much, it's probably one of the most embarrassing things he's said).

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

He's not dead, he just came back to shut it down.

 

[Telemeter]

There are worse things that could happen. He could regain consciousness, forget the stream is still on, and then start one of his goon sessions (that he's bragged about in the past... I'm surprised people don't bring it up much, it's probably one of the most embarrassing things he's said).

For all of his talk about degeneracy, Ralph's T levels are so low and his blood circulation is so poor he probably doesn't really have much of a libido left and he definitely can't get it hard anymore.

He just chases the idea of gooning, much like a troon who must cum but has no dick.

He's not dead, he just came back to shut it down.

Remember, he's only 39 years old.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Ethan finally wandered back into the view of the camera after being gone for several hours to turn the stream off with wet marks and what appears to be vomit all over his shirt.