🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

When he dies I hope scientists are able to study his brain to figure out how he's incapable of feeling shame.

 

[Braphamut]

He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He also has tonsillitis after sucking ass-to-mouth dick in Colombia.

.. does Ralph have mono?

 

[sufferhorse]

he didnt puke on himsef, he didnt swim in piss on the ground. he got dizzy, laid down in bed, bottle in hand, and fell asleep while taking a swig.

the most common type of alcoholic blunder there is.

Either that, or he forgot he was live while going to get the booze, wich would mean that he has no short memory retention anymore.

 

[jewsernotfound]

He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He also has tonsillitis after sucking ass-to-mouth dick in Colombia.

.. does Ralph have mono?

then once every few days he casually mentions "ive been up for 43 hours, sooo, uhhh..." like it's fuckin normal at all

 

[Tiger Jack]

When he dies I hope scientists are able to study his brain to figure out how he's incapable of feeling shame.

That's his secret. He's always ashamed.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

When he dies it's going to be the sektur version of whale fall. A new ecosystem is gonna form for like. A month or two just feasting on his corpse.

 

[GaryGray]

Notice how the wet spot was in no way blocked by his purse. Either he vomited after getting back or the purse was lost/stolen while he was out. If only Twitter still showed if a Tweet was posted from a mobile device or the web client then it would be easy to determine which theory is true.

 

[W@rui]

He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He also has tonsillitis after sucking ass-to-mouth dick in Colombia.

.. does Ralph have mono?

>Does Ralph have [X]
Yes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What’s his cope going to be for this vomit stream “It’s NAWT even hawt outside so I was sweaty”?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

What’s his cope going to be for this vomit stream “It’s NAWT even hawt outside so I was sweaty”?

"I'd make a thousand dollars if I puked myself live right now!"

And he's probably right.

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

I can’t decide if he’s gonna stroke out, OD or fall and hit his head, which will happen first and take him out. We should have a poll on it.


Yeah he’s the poster boy (pig) for Cushing’s. The skinny atrophied arms and legs, the back hump, the big obese trunk, he’s the real deal. Only thing he doesn’t have is the moon face, in fact it his face is looking haggard and deflated these days. Sucker is speedrunning aging. He looks 70.

After last night I'm banking on him choking on his own puke.

 

[HackerX]

"I'd make a thousand dollars if I puked myself live right now!"

And he's probably right.

It's absolutely right. He's already proven that being a disaster on the Internet is profitable for him. It's the last profitable business model he's got left. The only thing that's stopping him from committing is his pride, which ironically, is the same reason he's a mess in the first place. Talk about a catch-22.

 

[Braphamut]

What’s his cope going to be for this vomit stream “It’s NAWT even hawt outside so I was sweaty”?

he was out getting all the bishes wet with his NY swag and indomitable rizz.

... well, at least one bish got wet.

 

[Cranjis McBasketball]

The only thing that's stopping him from committing is his pride

I'm not sure about that. Last night, even when he was drunk as a skunk, he was obviously trying to have an out to stop drinking. He didn't want to get more drunk than he was and I don't think it was pride stopping him. I think he's legitimately scared that it's going to kill him but he knows that pill streaming is the only way he can make money. I mean it will, but what, he can't handle a bit of liquor and xans? What are you Ralph, bishmade? Drink more, pussy.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I'm just confused why he didn't simply make $5k per stream like he said he would have if he streamed in Colombia.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph is very smart and rich, with diameter. He definitely has $5,000 (and more!)

in fact, its probably Josh who doesn’t have $5,000 dollars.

 

[Mynameisdark]

The wet streak is up to his collar and there's no hint of digested food. I think he went to drink something and just missed his mouth entirely and poured whatever it was down the front of his shirt.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Are oral bet agreements enforceable across international lines? Can Josh send Harry Morris to enforce payment?

 

[Um...]

After last night I'm banking on him choking on his own puke.

That falls under the ‘OD’ category. The fourth possibility would be liver failure/cirrhosis.

a) acute vascular event (stroke or heart attack)
b) fall/head injury
c) OD/aspirates vomit
d) liver failure/cirrhosis

doesn’t have to be just one, multiple etiologies are possible.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He routinely insists that he sleeps well at night and is unburdened.

Yet despite having zero physical demands and even less exercise he is chronically fatigued.

He passes out due to booze and Xanax which is actually terrible quality sleep. Zero physical activity and demands ensures he is chronically tired. Sitting on your ass 24/7 means you get deconditioned to the point sitting on your ass is tiring.

I'm just confused why he didn't simply make $5k per stream like he said he would have if he streamed in Colombia.

I thought it was 15k per day his stream was supposed to rake in.

I'm not sure about that. Last night, even when he was drunk as a skunk, he was obviously trying to have an out to stop drinking. He didn't want to get more drunk than he was and I don't think it was pride stopping him. I think he's legitimately scared that it's going to kill him but he knows that pill streaming is the only way he can make money. I mean it will, but what, he can't handle a bit of liquor and xans? What are you Ralph, bishmade? Drink more, pussy.

He’s been on a bender, he was already drunk, but was too tired. Being egged on to get more shitfaced was the main interest of his chat. He needs the money but his drunken hollering heart wasn’t into it.

His motivation fades once he gets enough money to cover his bases..The previous two pillstreams were the most donos he’s gotten in ages, so he’s not as motivated by day three but knows he’s got to milk whatever he can before starting a new fake sober LARP.