🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Angry Shoes said:
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ham and cheese.webp
How did I not notice this? That was a perfect line.
 
Angry Shoes said:
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Josh really abused Ralph in this it was kind of amazing.

My favorite part was Ralph calling Josh a nigger in like twenty different ways and Ralph repeatedly stating his intention to come to the US to kill Josh which is a crime.

"I'm going to kill you."
'You aren't going to do anything.'
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!"
 
I love the approach Josh used with Ralph. There is something extra brutal about being calm pointing out someones complete life failings. Gave me flashbacks to when Ralph's daddy Jim did the same to him.
 
Bland Crumbs said:
Ralph repeatedly stating his intention to come to the US to kill Josh which is a crime.
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That's why Josh is Ralph's best buddy. Just about anyone else who fights with Ralph would try to get him to catch charges over that. Depending on who it was it would be varying degrees of, "He broke the law and I called the Mexican police" to "I don't know who called the cops but he did break the law, tee hee". Imagine it was someone like Cog or Vickers.

Good old generous Josh would never do such a thing to Ralph and kindly points and laughs at him instead.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That's why Josh is Ralph's best buddy. Just about anyone else who fights with Ralph would try to get him to catch charges over that. Depending on who it was it would be varying degrees of, "He broke the law and I called the Mexican police" to "I don't know who called the cops but he did break the law, tee hee". Imagine it was someone like Cog or Vickers.

Good old generous Josh would never do such a thing to Ralph and kindly points and laughs at him instead.
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Watching this, Ralph and Josh are made for eachother. Josh is literally the only person on earth that gives a fuck about ralph and puts up with his abuse. I feel like im watching a fucking skit.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
That's why Josh is Ralph's best buddy.
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You're joking, but I unironically think that Ralph really wants to be friends with Josh again. Not because of any sense of kinship, but because he's desperately lonely and wants someone around to make him have to dust the cobwebs off of his brain through banter. They say that a drunk man has a sober conscience, and Ralph has twice called out to Josh to try and smooth things over while he was pilled out of his mind. The first was him insisting that their comradery was necessary to fight against Zionism, and the second was the recent stream with him seeming to lament their status as enemies as he compliments their "chemistry." If Josh were to offer to be his cohost for the Killstream, Ralph would be over the moon while trying to play it off.
 
Bland Crumbs said:
Josh really abused Ralph in this it was kind of amazing.

My favorite part was Ralph calling Josh a nigger in like twenty different ways and Ralph repeatedly stating his intention to come to the US to kill Josh which is a crime.

"I'm going to kill you."
'You aren't going to do anything.'
"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WAIT AND SEE!!!"
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I guess ol' Ralphy boy has never heard the term Terroristic Threats before. How many people has he threatened to kill this week alone? We know Josh and Harry at least. Must have been a slow week.

* Also, doesn't he have a suspended sentence hanging over his head based on not violating his probation in Minnesota?
This dude is begging to get locked up it seems.
 
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Douglas Mortimer said:
I love the approach Josh used with Ralph. There is something extra brutal about being calm pointing out someones complete life failings. Gave me flashbacks to when Ralph's daddy Jim did the same to him.
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Ultimately, it's the only logical way to talk to Ralph because you can't talk to him like a normal person. For Ralph, whatever he says is twooo and whatever he says is not twooo isn't twooo, even when there's explicit evidence to the contrary. Conversations go nowhere. It's just him looping on shit no one cares about. He doesn't even care about it outside of hoping it'll somehow manage to spark a tardrage out of the person he's hollerin' at.

The easiest example is the "you wrote a manifesto to kill your mom" loop. Null didn't give a fuck since it was essentially a 15 year old making a forum post, but Ralph would lead you to believe Null stapled a 'Supreme Gentleman' manifesto to his mom's forehead before chopping her head off. It's so ludicrous and draws no reaction so there's no way to push the topic further, and all Ralph does is say it again because he WOULD get mad if someone did the same to him. Obv, Null's brain isn't fried, so he can just pivot the topic to whatever and rile Ralph up until Ralph gets mad and tries to do it all over again.

It's why Ralph is boring as fuck unless he's drunk or pilled out because of the performative retard making a fool out of himself aspect. He is an awful, awful conversationalist, which is why he's more successful with a panel beside him instead of 1-on-1. Unfortunately for Ralph, he's made sure he'll never have a panel format again so the downward spiral of a career is kinda all he has.
 
HackerX said:
Ultimately, it's the only logical way to talk to Ralph because you can't talk to him like a normal person. For Ralph, whatever he says is twooo and whatever he says is not twooo isn't twooo, even when there's explicit evidence to the contrary. Conversations go nowhere. It's just him looping on shit no one cares about. He doesn't even care about it outside of hoping it'll somehow manage to spark a tardrage out of the person he's hollerin' at.
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You summed it up very well. Instantly reminded me of this master class in rhetoric, logic, and linear thinking put on by Ethan Oliver Ralph, Ph.D, leaving a poor Joshua Moon as a mere puddle on the floor.
 
Ralph was happy Null called in to give his rotten stream a spit-shine of respectability.

But Null was just a stop-gap, Ralph still dreams of Metokur. Jim will always be the ultimate lover who scorned him.
 
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