🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Sneed Force One]

Honestly I know everyone has said this for years but his brain is truly running on fumes.

 

[AltisticRight]

Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.

It wasn’t effective.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is entering that weird neurological twillight realm, where he barely exists in the present anymore, has no concept of the future and the past is whatever the fuck he needs it to be. His brain has been grinded down so much that he's basically running on spine marrow. Even when he Sees a picture of his kid, all he can do is jerk his dick and reminice about momeries of her conception, lingering in the primordial soup slushing around his fucked up, oversized skull. He's more water balloon than human at this point.

He really has entered that stage. Drug induced delusions of grandeur and past success is all he’s got.

In six months he will be laying in a Mexican gutter, covered in his own piss, purse full of empty Mexican Xanax boxes hollering he made two huwite kids, has a hot Colombian girlfriend and is the host of the world famous KS.

Ralph has been getting fucked up every night like this for years, but usually waits till after he was done streaming. This is why the KS is a late afternoon stream. This week we have just gotten to see how sloppy Ralph gets after “work” at night. Opting to have people donate to hurry along and watch his self-destruction and humiliation is his only option for much needed income and views. Creating content for clippers helps him hit the goal and clippers help bring in more viewers.

I’m just curious how long it will continue until he pivots to another fake sobriety arc. After the alogs get tired of throwing donos at the drunk monkey he needs to try to milk pity donations from the handful of idiots who want Ralph to “get better.” I just can’t imagine there are many of those left now.

 

[RollingRock2]

Bottles.wav

 

[Gator_Aids]

Bottles.wav

As is tradition.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

In six months he will be laying in a Mexican gutter, covered in his own piss, purse full of empty Mexican Xanax boxes hollering he made two huwite kids, has a hot Colombian girlfriend and is the host of the world famous KS.

What do you mean in six months? He's going to be doing that as soon as he wakes up from his blackout in about six minutes.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It’s still up. Must be one hell of a slumber



Edit:

Still up. Chatters waiting until it’s a death watch

 

[FiveStarAce]

He really has entered that stage. Drug induced delusions of grandeur and past success is all he’s got.

In six months he will be laying in a Mexican gutter, covered in his own piss, purse full of empty Mexican Xanax boxes hollering he made two huwite kids, has a hot Colombian girlfriend and is the host of the world famous KS.

Ralph has been getting fucked up every night like this for years, but usually waits till after he was done streaming. This is why the KS is a late afternoon stream. This week we have just gotten to see how sloppy Ralph gets after “work” at night. Opting to have people donate to hurry along and watch his self-destruction and humiliation is his only option for much needed income and views. Creating content for clippers helps him hit the goal and clippers help bring in more viewers.

I’m just curious how long it will continue until he pivots to another fake sobriety arc. After the alogs get tired of throwing donos at the drunk monkey he needs to try to milk pity donations from the handful of idiots who want Ralph to “get better.” I just can’t imagine there are many of those left now.

Nah mate, our boy will dance for us for all eternity

Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.

you mean pp bottles.

guntlax has no pp left.
guntlax uses struggle.
guntlax passes out!

 

[budgetcandle]

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This perfectly catches who he is in a single video
The gunt, the glasses on to hide his fucked up eyes, the erratic behavior followed by falling down hyped on something as usual, into bottles.
All that's missing is his domestic abuse

 

[Tiger Jack]

What better way to honor his dead mother than to showcase what a terrible job she did raising him.

 

[free_protons4u]

What better way to honor his dead mother than to showcase what a terrible job she did raising him.

You must have missed the Mother's Day pillstream where Ralph reminisced about his mother and how bad her road rage was. He fondly recalled that he learned how to brake check large semis from her. It was an authentic white trash moment.

Most of us truly can't recognize how trashy his family is. His mom might actually be supportive of these streams, "you own those faggot niggers at faggot farm Ralph. Keep on shouting Ralph."

The brake story reminded me of that Mark Robson (?) video, the guy that builds glitter bombs to catch porch pirates, and half of them were niggers with their kids doing the wholesome Sunday afternoon family activity of stealing shit from white people. My mind can't even comprehend it

 

[Um...]

I love how he crawled back up covered in crud and shit, and did another round of gunt musicals.

The best part is there’s a few seconds of quiet after the initial fall, then he yells something and you can hear more bottles clanking as he flounders around trying to get up. And yeah, that floor is filthy. Got to be covered in cat hair and layers of dust with empty liquor bottles on top. I doubt he’s swept or cleaned those floors the entire time he’s lived there.

 

[Albert Speerchucker]

Can someone PLEASE edit all his chair falls back to back? Is this #3 now?

 

[Nick Gars]

Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.

I'm fairly certain Belly Drum actually fails if the user is below 50% HP. What we witnessed was that failure.

The truth is, Ralph holds a Focus Band, and some fucking how, he keeps rolling that 10% chance to hang on by 1 HP. RNG will get him eventually.

 

[HackerX]

The best part is there’s a few seconds of quiet after the initial fall, then he yells something and you can hear more bottles clanking as he flounders around trying to get up. And yeah, that floor is filthy. Got to be covered in cat hair and layers of dust with empty liquor bottles on top. I doubt he’s swept or cleaned those floors the entire time he’s lived there.

He yelled something along the lines of "get the fuck out of here". The reasonable conclusion is he was talking to one of the cats, but I think he was talking to a piss bottle, lol. Imagine yelling at a piss bottle that you just fell on.

 

[_Chicken_]

View attachment 7372927

Holy shit, I think he has almost 5 moobs!
Truly a rage piggy.

 

[Die For Me!]

I think people are overlooking the most important part of the last nights stream:

link
HE WORE WOMEN'S CLOTHING ON THE ILLUSTRIOUS KILLSTREAM!
HE'S TRANS!!!

 

[niggercattle]

RALPH JUST FELL, MASSIVE BOTTLES.WAV THEN DID THIS OUT OF EMBARASSMENTView attachment 7372909

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It occurred to me that when Ralph was trying to access his Twitter account and needed someone to wire him cash via western union it was mostly for Xanax. Ralph was going to be seizing to death in Tijuana without his daily Xanax dosage.

I mean it sucks when some internet guy stranded in Tijuana hits you up for money, but it gets grim that when you try to politely refuse so he starts explaining the seizures are coming on and he’s going to die if you don’t wire him $25 for a box of Mexican Xanax. Guess a 3 day bus ride with 50 bars was better than a 2 hour flight with none.

Also, from the box Ralph was flashing he can’t even afford Farmapram (the brand name equivalent to Xanax in Mexico) he has to buy the cheapest generic Mexican alprazolam on the market. Sad.