🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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MirnaMinkoff said:
In six months he will be laying in a Mexican gutter, covered in his own piss, purse full of empty Mexican Xanax boxes hollering he made two huwite kids, has a hot Colombian girlfriend and is the host of the world famous KS.
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What do you mean in six months? He's going to be doing that as soon as he wakes up from his blackout in about six minutes.
 
It’s still up. Must be one hell of a slumber

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Still up. Chatters waiting until it’s a death watch

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MirnaMinkoff said:
He really has entered that stage. Drug induced delusions of grandeur and past success is all he’s got.

In six months he will be laying in a Mexican gutter, covered in his own piss, purse full of empty Mexican Xanax boxes hollering he made two huwite kids, has a hot Colombian girlfriend and is the host of the world famous KS.

Ralph has been getting fucked up every night like this for years, but usually waits till after he was done streaming. This is why the KS is a late afternoon stream. This week we have just gotten to see how sloppy Ralph gets after “work” at night. Opting to have people donate to hurry along and watch his self-destruction and humiliation is his only option for much needed income and views. Creating content for clippers helps him hit the goal and clippers help bring in more viewers.

I’m just curious how long it will continue until he pivots to another fake sobriety arc. After the alogs get tired of throwing donos at the drunk monkey he needs to try to milk pity donations from the handful of idiots who want Ralph to “get better.” I just can’t imagine there are many of those left now.
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Nah mate, our boy will dance for us for all eternity

AltisticRight said:
Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.
:gunt:
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you mean pp bottles.

guntlax has no pp left.
guntlax uses struggle.
guntlax passes out!
 
Tiger Jack said:
What better way to honor his dead mother than to showcase what a terrible job she did raising him.
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You must have missed the Mother's Day pillstream where Ralph reminisced about his mother and how bad her road rage was. He fondly recalled that he learned how to brake check large semis from her. It was an authentic white trash moment.

Most of us truly can't recognize how trashy his family is. His mom might actually be supportive of these streams, "you own those faggot niggers at faggot farm Ralph. Keep on shouting Ralph."

The brake story reminded me of that Mark Robson (?) video, the guy that builds glitter bombs to catch porch pirates, and half of them were niggers with their kids doing the wholesome Sunday afternoon family activity of stealing shit from white people. My mind can't even comprehend it
 
AltisticRight said:
I love how he crawled back up covered in crud and shit, and did another round of gunt musicals. :story:
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The best part is there’s a few seconds of quiet after the initial fall, then he yells something and you can hear more bottles clanking as he flounders around trying to get up. And yeah, that floor is filthy. Got to be covered in cat hair and layers of dust with empty liquor bottles on top. I doubt he’s swept or cleaned those floors the entire time he’s lived there.
 
AltisticRight said:
Guntlax used belly drum.
Guntlax lost all of his HP and collapsed into a pool of piss bottles.
:gunt:
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I'm fairly certain Belly Drum actually fails if the user is below 50% HP. What we witnessed was that failure.

The truth is, Ralph holds a Focus Band, and some fucking how, he keeps rolling that 10% chance to hang on by 1 HP. RNG will get him eventually.
 
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The best part is there’s a few seconds of quiet after the initial fall, then he yells something and you can hear more bottles clanking as he flounders around trying to get up. And yeah, that floor is filthy. Got to be covered in cat hair and layers of dust with empty liquor bottles on top. I doubt he’s swept or cleaned those floors the entire time he’s lived there.
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He yelled something along the lines of "get the fuck out of here". The reasonable conclusion is he was talking to one of the cats, but I think he was talking to a piss bottle, lol. Imagine yelling at a piss bottle that you just fell on.
 
It occurred to me that when Ralph was trying to access his Twitter account and needed someone to wire him cash via western union it was mostly for Xanax. Ralph was going to be seizing to death in Tijuana without his daily Xanax dosage.

I mean it sucks when some internet guy stranded in Tijuana hits you up for money, but it gets grim that when you try to politely refuse so he starts explaining the seizures are coming on and he’s going to die if you don’t wire him $25 for a box of Mexican Xanax. Guess a 3 day bus ride with 50 bars was better than a 2 hour flight with none.

Also, from the box Ralph was flashing he can’t even afford Farmapram (the brand name equivalent to Xanax in Mexico) he has to buy the cheapest generic Mexican alprazolam on the market. Sad.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I mean it sucks when some internet guy stranded in Tijuana hits you up for money,
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He did the same thing to Meigh, after she left him. Remember when he begged her for hours to use her credit cards while he was "stuck on the beach". Although, I think the funniest thing is Ralph keeps images of another man's penis saved on his google account to send to people to pretend it is his. He legitimately went penis shopping and decided that yes, that penis, I wish I had that one.

What a faggot.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
He did the same thing to Meigh, after she left him. Remember when he begged her for hours to use her credit cards while he was "stuck on the beach". Although, I think the funniest thing is Ralph keeps images of another man's penis saved on his google account to send to people to pretend it is his. He legitimately went penis shopping and decided that yes, that penis, I wish I had that one.

What a faggot.
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There's no penis he obsesses over more than Johm Potter's though. I think it's one of those situations where, internally, he knows how gay it is to talk about other dude's penises (bananas in modern vernacular), but he has no control over his emotions. So he'll impulsively holler about it anyway because he assumes everyone gets upset at the same things he does.
 
HackerX said:
So he'll impulsively holler about it anyway because he assumes everyone gets upset at the same things he does.
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Well he has PTSD with penis shaming. Ralph's first snakes and real trolls was when baph turned on him and started spreading a fake image of his dick and convinced everyone he had a micropenis. Turns out they were right, which is why I guess it bothered him so much. It's pretty funny in hindsight.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
Well he has PTSD with penis shaming. Ralph's first snakes and real trolls was when baph turned on him and started spreading a fake image of his dick and convinced everyone he had a micropenis. Turns out they were right, which is why I guess it bothered him so much. It's pretty funny in hindsight.
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Oh yeah. I really need to go through a highlight tour of the OG thread, along with the other "big" ones since there's so much context to add with the state of things. Like knowing how much Ralph was absolutely seething at stuff that I thought were blips at the time. I've been occasionally listening to a 'Downfall of Ethan Ralph' (link below) playlist and the added perspective makes it more hilarious. Little did we know how much more worse it could get for Ralph, and yet, here we are.

 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Also, from the box Ralph was flashing he can’t even afford Farmapram (the brand name equivalent to Xanax in Mexico) he has to buy the cheapest generic Mexican alprazolam on the market. Sad.
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Ordinarily I say that people who pay extra for identical active ingredients are chumps, but because the Ralphamale loves to remind us about the 5 star days he gets to enjoy, this is indeed sad.

Where'd all the money go???
 
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