🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Will Faith and/or Amanda get another DVRO after this pillstream?

  • YES. Suffa piggy.

    Votes: 277 71.8%
  • NO! Another Ralphamale W.

    Votes: 109 28.2%

  • Total voters
    386
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He's gonna troon out to stay relevant.
Are those pride themed? Which one is his flag?
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The gunt pride flag. Fleshy pink to represent the grizzled gunt. The yellow ill-fitting shirt represents the piss-bottles and the black jacket represents Ralph getting blackout drunk and fucked up on xanniberries.
 
6/16/25
Ralph spent this short episode worrying about Cldo because she was hiding under the bed. He assumed she mustve gotten into a piss bottle in attempts to ward off dehydration and spent the entire show worrying about it and staring at her while playing cable news clips off YouTube.
He also spent a lot of time worrying about the goal. So much so that he decided to just not consider today's show part of the streak, thereby letting his pay pigs off the hook today which led to the abysmal dono total of $89.00
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Halfway through the show, Ralph realized no one was watching and decided to half ass the makeup stream now so he can claim it wasn't a scam. Here's Ralph applying the makeup in anger after hearing that the US may aid Israels attack on Iran

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Ralphs stance on Iran is a pretty unique one, for not only does he want the US not to get involved, he also wants Iran to posses nukes.
This is interesting because unlike other grifters in the sektur who just don't want to get involved, Ralph takes the most liberal stance humanly possible (despite shilling all of donald trumps anti terrorism campaigns since he began running for president). Below are all the reasons why Ralph has this belief:
1. Dose 2000 daze...
Anytime Ralph sees a bunch of muslims getting bombed, Ralph is reminded of a time where he was once his campuses world-renowned Triggly Puff who would hoot and holler about racist white america and the poor, poor darkies who just want day welfare an shiet. Ralph got so overwhelmed with the god-appointed duty on his shoulders that he couldn't help but show up wasted for class every single day, and eventually flunked out of college altogether. And while he may not have a degree to prove he went, he does have 10s of thousands of dollars of student debt he, to this day, still hasn't paid a dime too. So I suppose Ralph still feels he must do the needful, and take the same exact stance he did 20 years ago, and apply it to a different conflict altogether. To Ralphs credit however, the ligaments flying all over the camera are still the same color as they were back then, so... Probably too difficult for a college drop out like Ralph to differentiate if you want to know the truth about it.
2. Uncircumsied Penis
Ralphs dick is uncircumcised (🏆). While he did debate heavily in his young adult years to get it lobbed off anyway, he ultimately "decided" (too lazy to leave his room) nawt teww. This is something that separates Ralph from all the other goys, and heightens his spiritual bond with the muslim people.
3. Security
While it is true both sides of the conflict refuse to eat and kill swine, Jews have a much higher rate of abandoning their religion to become athiests who open up fortune 500 companies and slay and eat however many pigs they want. Muslims however, are much more faithful to their connection to pigs like Ethan Ralph, so unlike the majority-christian state that beat, jailed, and kicked him out of their country, Ralph could potentially be living his best life within the ranks of Hamas
4. Potentially Muslim
While Ralph was raised a christian and eventually turned into an athiest, he has found comfort in religion again after mama go diedie (:_(. Ralph to this day however, only eludes to this religion without naming what exactly it is. But I think it's fair to say that this religion is more likely than not Islam. Here's a lit of characteristics of your average muslim that Ralph just so happens to fit into like a glove:
  • Diddled
  • Diddler
  • Multiple Wives
  • Domestic Abuser
  • Wants to die "In the Ring" (Jihad)
  • Closeted Homosexual
5. Daddy Hamas Please GoFundMe
While Ralph was unfortunetly the only person in the sektur to not get paid to shill pro Russian propaganda, he is hoping that maybe this time to be funded by islamic regimes much like Hasan Piker or Frogan. All he has to do is stay sober, book guests, and not die and he may one day win the grift lottery (5 year plans, bitch!)
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Finally, Ralph signs off refusing to mention the goal or any supporters and instead does a gay dance to zoomer music about abusing pills
 
Piggy streamed for 6 and a half hours and made $89, did not bother faking a giant donation at the end, or cutting the stream abruptly and pretending the internet went out, but somehow THE STREAK CONTINUES!
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If you squint your eyes to pig-slit level the Statue of Liberty against the orange sky looks like his gunt.
 
alphs dick is uncircumcised (🏆). While he did debate heavily in his young adult years to get it lobbed off anyway, he ultimately "decided" (too lazy to leave his room) nawt teww. This is something that separates Ralph from all the other goys, and heightens his spiritual bond with the muslim people.
Nat trooo…Muslim are most definitely circumcised.
 
Ethan, aka Jdanks, comes in at 8:42:42 with a clutch $86 donation to hit the goal. Only makes around ten dollars more over the next two hours. The broke Ralph saga is funny from a distance, but holy fuck is it boring day to day. We are getting to the point that trips to TJ, where he gets drunk and rolled, are going to be untenable.
 
3 hours in. 224 mostly bot viewers and a whopping $26. Ralph, this is a sign you need to plan another relapse. The status quo is not sustainable. Also, stop holding your cigarette like a fag. You're supposed to be the Ralphamale FFS.
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One hour later he has 199 viewers left and "made" $70. Jdanks gonna have to save the goal again. His promise to stream every day and to have a guest every show - aborted. Watching boring clips while fighting the urge to fall asleep is all that's left.
It's amazing how this pig doesn't even has a light tan after living in Mexico for years. Literally sits in his concrete bunker 24/7.
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One hour later he has 199 viewers left and "made" $70. Jdanks gonna have to save the goal again. His promise to stream every day and to have a guest every show - aborted. Watching boring clips while fighting the urge to fall asleep is all that's left.
I can't imagine how depressing it is to occasionally juice yourself with $20-$30 donos throughout a stream only to end up doing another $100 one towards the end. All of it in effort to pretend he's a failed streamer, journalist, or whatever profession he thinks he is. It's just so crazy that he can't even larp that he's successful because that's too unbelievable, so he has to larp as a failure!!!

I'll optimistically guess he rakes in $600 a week, but what are piggy's mandatory expenses anyway? Shack, food, water, electricity, phone, blue checkmark, Internet, Xanax? You can easily throw child support, credit card bills, and loans out for obvious reasons. Probably no insurance of any kind which I'm sure nothing bad will come from that. If Ralph wasn't so radioactive, him doing a show with a financial YouTuber would be entertaining.

Edit: 2 hours more and he made an additional $27. I also noticed him using fucking duct tape as a lint roller. Jesus, Ralph.
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today's numbers:

Rumble view count: 205

Unique chatters: 6

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I had to rewind almost 2 hours to count that amount of unique chatters, btw.
ROFL. $100 donation by jdanksrespecter coming in clutch. Instant pause as soon as it came in so Ralph could felate himself over how sly he thinks he is. He's even smiling like a child that has his hoof caught in the cookie jar. Thankfully, his true n' honest 6 viewers are too retarded to know da troof.
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