🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AnOminous]

Baseball hats, ruined. Sunglasses ruined, Freebird ruined, Stranglehold, definitely ruined.

You can unruin Free Bird by watching the end of The Devil's Rejects.

 

[Die For Me!]

8/5/25 - Ralph Loses Mind Over Minor Inconvenience​

Ethan Ralph had one of his most insane showings in Keelstream history today, all completely fueled over hearing that his senorita day has been postponed to Sunday. This would be the only thing needed to have Ralph show up to work in a fit of tard rage while slapping his gunt and stating he wanted to fuck Brianna Wu. After hearing Ralphs lust for bussy, big fans of the Killstream immediately began ringing the pillstream emergency alarm. A-logs quickly piled into Guntchat and Ralphachat to observe one of the best temper tantrums Ralph has thrown in years.

Rape Is Funny, Until It's Not​

How long has it been since Ralph discussed needing to beat women with clubs and enslaving women for generations? 12, 13 hours maybe? Far too long either way. It was time to spice things up with an old Sargon clip, which would make a pig who is the """victim""" of FAKE RAPE allegations incredibly upset:
Ralph screeches and gurgles over hearing a woman being too ugly to be raped (0:20), Ralphs tranny voice filter malfunctions and reveals his real voice (7:30), Ralph brings up a philosophical question: If no one has tried to rape you, does that mean you're ugly? (16:00), Ralph was watching Cogs stream this entire time (18:10)

Ralph takes his lighter out while listening to Cog raps (0:30), Ralph brags that Mc Jarbo is dead and that he's still alive, which means he won (1:55), Ralph makes fun of MC Jarbo for having a normal job and serving his community instead of being a complete leech (6:30), Ralph brings up the Gunt Files, a collection of black mail on every single person Ralph is friends or enemies with "but I looked through my files, and I think I have a few files on him... just in case he did pick something up" (7:20), "I don't even know what kippers are!" (8:05), Ralph goes on and on and on about the gayest fucking drama trying to get people to unblock other people on twitter for about 5 minutes (10:45), "I wanna bring comedy back, like this bitch is too ugly to rape. That's the type of comedy I like!" (13:50), Ralph pumps new life into the rape joking scene by bringing up Alice (15:50), Ralph singles out the a-logs and tells them that there's no statue for rape in Mexico (16:30), Ralph tells Alice to take it to court (18:00), Ralph taunts Alice and tells her to go to the police right now, but also states they'll laugh her out of the building (18:25), It's a crime to file police reports if you want to know the truth about it (19:40), Ralph tells the a-logs to make it happen, and that he would love to go to court and defend himself on rape allegations, even retorting that he would make lots of money, clear his name, and make Alice commit suicide (20:00)

Rape is now all of a sudden not a very funny thing, and incredibly serious topic, wherein Ralph really has no idea why anyone would rape a woman (0:00), "You don't have to rape a whore" (0:25), "I'm into jacking off" (0:45), "There's no joke at all, I don't understand Rape Mindset at all" (2:05), The reason Alice went on the Kino Casino and admitted Ralph raped her was actually because Pantsu would not make stickers with her if you want to know the truth about it (4:10), Ralph threatens that he has all the texts and that they will be taken to court (4:35), "I mean--she [Pantsu] was also mad that I went outside of our relationship and got my dick sucked, without her permission--even though she told me it was okay but she said I needed specific permission--whatever. Total bullshit." (6:10), Ralph admits that Alice filing a report on him troubles him deeply (8:10)

Ralph Loses Sanity Over KoP Drama​

Have you been bored to tears watching the same odd 10 people day in and day out do the same exact shit over and over again for well past a decade? You're not alone. Ralph is also bored to tears and incredibly agitated at everyone in the Sektur. This place fucking sucks, and if there was anyway for Ralph to get out of here that doesn't involve suicide or getting a job, he would. Watch Ethan Ralph lose it over having to hear Bryan Dunn leak a call he had with Persip for the trillionth time:
over sized drinking jug of fail appears (4:30), Ralph burns the bridge with Bryan for the last time (5:35), The only liar worse than Bryan Dunn is Alice according to Ralph (6:30), After a long rant on why Bryan continues too exist in the Sektur, Ralph admits he is jealous of people with "a regular existence" (14:55), "There's no way out, it's like the mafia, dude" (15:05), Ralph copes about how he gets "the positives" of being in the Sektur and how they make him smile, despite not having smiled once this entire podcast (15:35), "What am I gonna do otherwise--Nothin'! Be homeless probably!" (16:25), Ralph removes his entire chat off the stream over 1 user's comment (19:10), "I'm getting too crazed..." (20:05), Ralph clenches his fist like Chris Chan and states "I can feel myself getting crazed" (20:45)

Ralph begging for donos while pretending he's any better than Aaron Imholte (2:10), Ralph audibly stomping his hoof in frustration (8:55), Bryan Dunn is audibly sperging the fuck out and clapping loudly like a tard on a recording he uploaded to the internet (12:35), Ralph brings back his chat (14:20), "I WISH IT WOULD'VE RUINED YOU -- I WISH IT WOULD'VE KILLED YOUUU, FUUUCK!!" (18:10), "I DON'T HAVE TO IMAGINE IT-- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I'VE DONE THAT!? WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?! I HATE HIIIIM!!" (18:20), "THESE PEOPLE OVER THE WEEKEND -- ohh why're saying this about Bryan? -- YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE BY THE WAY -- ohhhhh woaahh why're saying this? -- BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING CRAZYYYY!!!!!" (18:35), "I literally wrote the book on making peace with this fag!" (19:15), "Adam Green is on tonight fuck-- Do you not see the title? Why do you think I would have Adam Green LIVE in the title, do you think that was a mistake!? Do you think I have some type of fucking brain aneurysm!? Do you think I'm King of Pol? That I would sit here and tell you that he was going to be on the show, and he's not going to be on the fucking show???" (20:00), KoP enters the chat and Ralph begins screaming at him (21:10), "Go fucking drown yourself, drown your fucking kids first you fucking loser 'cuz I don't want you to propagate your fucking DNA, FAGGOT!" (21:35)

Ralph yells at KoP in chat who is named Oversnow (0:00), "I hope your fucking kids get raped by a pack of N****** that's what I hope, give a fuck about you?" (0:25), "It's funnier when I user the censor button. Just like it'll get funny when your kids are wrapped-- raped by a pack of N****** that'll be pretty funny too" (1:05), "Nigga i'm the dark lord what the fuck?!" (4:25), Ralph brings up Kinochets twitter being deleted again as some kind of W for some reason? (5:00), Ralph returns after bailing from the stream for 5 minutes to state that he left his front door wide open once again (9:55), Ralph admits that the reason AdolWulf has been missing for so long is because he has his own Senorita (13:30), Ralph gets so mad at his chat he starts spamming stickers to clear it (17:25)

Randbots wife is a beauty queen compared to Suveroks wife (2:45), Ralph still defending Nick Fuentes (4:10), Hausemeister joins (5:20), Ralph turns on Hausemeister (6:30)

Ethan Ralph Vs. Bryan Dunn​

"You should die Bryan, that's what you should do! You have always been a loser, you have always been a faggot, You've always been a poser, you've never been on my fucking level -- and you're still not on my god damn fucking level, you never will be! AND YOUR FAT FUCKING WIFE WITH THE GOD DAMN NOSE RING WILL NEVER FUCKING GET IT DONE, SHE'LL NEVER GET IT DONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK -- THAT'S WHY SHE'LL NEVER GET IT DONE BRYAN! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK, AND SHE CAN'T PLEASE YOU, SHE CANT PLEASE YOU LIKE DADDY WITH THE COCK" (2:20), "YOU SHOULD BLOW YOUR GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT SO YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER, THAT'S WHAT YOU [SHOULD] DO, YOU SHOULD SUFFER INSTEAD! BUT YOU SHOULD SUFFER FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME" (3:25), "Get a real job like you? Why should I do that?" (3:40), "Your dad literally fucked you, and you're faggot! AND THERE'S A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OF EVIDENCE PROVING THAT! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE ASS BRYAN! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE FUCKING ASS!! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE ASS BRYAN! (10:15), "DO YOU WANNA DOME UP? DO YOU WANNA DOME UP?" (11:10), "BRYAN, DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?" (11:20), Bryan rage quits, Ralph W (14:10)

Adam Green Crashes Car To Abscond Killstream​

Adam Green all of a sudden has a "event" going on (1:00), Ralph states it was a "car problem" and assures his audience it's not a big deal even though the a-logs think it will be (4:55), Ralph all of a sudden starts begging for KoP to call back in (5:25), MORE begging (8:30), "Adam doesn't bullshit me, he never has" (9:35)

Ralph removes his entire chat again after 1 a-log mocks him for his desperate attempts at getting back on Dax Herrera's good side (3:15), Ralph quotes a post made by @HackerX (3:40), Ralph admits to sending 5 DMCA claims to gaylogger (6:00), "Of course I love @Colonel J " (6:40), "So I sent about 5 nukes over the wall there, he hasn't been around since." (7:00), Ralph remembers he can make everyone stop watching his show by playing wrestling podcasts in silence (9:15)

While watching a wrestling podcast in peace, Ralph admits Adam Green has aborted the #Killstream

bonus pigs:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Man. That prostitute leaving Ralph on read so she can fuck wealthier clients really messed Ralph up. I hope she cancels again to fuck another wealthier client

 

[GaryGray]

Now I cannot confirm anything other than the day this was screenshot being June 19th 2020. Oh boy what a different world. Ralph only looking fat, Dick not looking like a bloated alcoholic, and Tiny looks like someone kicked his dog. Most important they are all in the same place of Dick's Mansion's TM basement studio. Now it is 2025 Ralph is shadow banned from the studio, Vito is shadow banned from the studio, Nick is shadow banned from the studio. Tiny is getting the cosmic justice of fucking BPD non stop.
As forward as it is to say those people are banned for their e-father's studio notice that none of them since the medallion cursed Marie with a child has been over to the mansion studio. Clearly the lord of the manor Marie has put her foot down and banned all creeps. Back to Ralph he has not mentioned his surrogate father Dick Masterson despite multiple trips to California. Fair to say the Mexican Blueberry Boy cannot see or talk to his e-daddy.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph tells the a-logs to make it happen, and that he would love to go to court and defend himself on rape allegations, even retorting that he would make lots of money, clear his name, and make Alice commit suicide (20:00)

This got a chuckle from me. Ralph W.

 

[sufferhorse]

tried to pocketwatch him again last night but Adam Green was on. and im not tunning into that shit.

 

[Gator_Aids]

I’ve been giving this some significant thought lately and I think I’ve come to two possible options to save Da Illustrious Keelstream. I hope you’re paying attention @theralph.

1) After watching an episode of Hot Ones I realized it’s the perfect format for a regular paywalled bonus episode series unironically called “The Pillstream with Ethan Ralph.” As he reaches subscriber goals, he invites special guests down to Merida (you’re going to have to shell out for travel Ralph) to spend a long weekend to experience Ralphamale living. One night of IRL streaming and then a special Pillstream episode.

The episode would consist of Ralph and the guest going round after round of popping a xannie and taking a shot of mezcal as Ralph attempts to interview his guest as they slide further and further into oblivion on livestream. No holds barred, nothing off the table, hard core investigative journalism.

Ralph attempting to interview people in studio as they’re both progressively getting wrecked off their ass would actually get a monthly sub from me.

2) Ralph goes full World of T-Shirts and livestreams himself giving drunken tours of Merida to the locals.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

When you get right down to it, the current state of da keelstrim is about as perfect a reward as Nemesis could concoct for a homunculus like Ethel.

This is a "guy" who through sheer luck, and without even a smidgen of talent, charisma, or intelligence, drunkenly stumbled into a a short lived career in streaming that, if managed sensibly, could have set him up for life.

But because he's a small, mean, stupid little piggy who thought his success was due to his own innate talents, he proceeded to alienate everyone who was actually responsible for the success of his show. The end result is him living in a crack shack in old mexico, streaming for less than minimum wage, with no friends or family, his only real connection with humanity being when he can afford a cheap mexican whore.

I guess what I'm saying is, Karma aint just an exotic dancer, but much like the stripper, she sure is a bitch.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I guess what I'm saying is, Karma aint just an exotic dancer, but much like the stripper, she sure is a bitch.

I read that in Ralph’s voice

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I read that in Ralph’s voice

Funny, I read it in PPP's Ralph voice.

 

[Spergichu]

"You should die Bryan, that's what you should do! You have always been a loser, you have always been a faggot, You've always been a poser, you've never been on my fucking level -- and you're still not on my god damn fucking level, you never will be! AND YOUR FAT FUCKING WIFE WITH THE GOD DAMN NOSE RING WILL NEVER FUCKING GET IT DONE, SHE'LL NEVER GET IT DONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK -- THAT'S WHY SHE'LL NEVER GET IT DONE BRYAN! SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DICK, AND SHE CAN'T PLEASE YOU, SHE CANT PLEASE YOU LIKE DADDY WITH THE COCK" (2:20), "YOU SHOULD BLOW YOUR GOD DAMN BRAINS OUT SO YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER, THAT'S WHAT YOU [SHOULD] DO, YOU SHOULD SUFFER INSTEAD! BUT YOU SHOULD SUFFER FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME" (3:25), "Get a real job like you? Why should I do that?" (3:40), "Your dad literally fucked you, and you're faggot! AND THERE'S A HUNDRED THOUSAND PIECES OF EVIDENCE PROVING THAT! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE ASS BRYAN! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE FUCKING ASS!! YOU TOOK COCK UP THE ASS BRYAN! (10:15), "DO YOU WANNA DOME UP? DO YOU WANNA DOME UP?" (11:10), "BRYAN, DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?" (11:20), Bryan rage quits, Ralph W (14:10)

Using this next time Queen of Poz gets uppity or tries to be relevant again in a thread. Thanks Ralph.

 

[alan thicke]

When you get right down to it, the current state of da keelstrim is about as perfect a reward as Nemesis could concoct for a homunculus like Ethel.

This is a "guy" who through sheer luck, and without even a smidgen of talent, charisma, or intelligence, drunkenly stumbled into a a short lived career in streaming that, if managed sensibly, could have set him up for life.

But because he's a small, mean, stupid little piggy who thought his success was due to his own innate talents, he proceeded to alienate everyone who was actually responsible for the success of his show. The end result is him living in a crack shack in old mexico, streaming for less than minimum wage, with no friends or family, his only real connection with humanity being when he can afford a cheap mexican whore.

I guess what I'm saying is, Karma aint just an exotic dancer, but much like the stripper, she sure is a bitch.

Ralph is the architect of his own destruction and I don't think anything could have saved him due to his retarded brain, but there are various inflection points where things could have gone differently.

What if he never swung on that lady cop? He and nora could have continued building the killstream, instead of her holding down the fort by herself (this would still have ended the same unless we also go "what if ralph didn't have a taste for fat black hookers")

What if Knoxville had never happened, and the gunt pic never appeared? I remember the shit he got for that being relentless, and he didn't handle it well. Prior to that, he'd gotten a lot of credit for "slimming down" in jail.

What if Dick had never convinced him to facecam? I always felt like dick was a huge secret alog, and getting ralph's gross piggy face out front and center nightly did him no favors. If he never hooked up with Dick, there would have been no child bride, no rad roberts, no demon baby. Likely no Meigh arc either, since Dick was the connection to digibro too.

I could go on, but that's more than I really want to type about Ralph already. He really has made the worst decisions at every turn.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“How would a fat retard’s life change if he managed to stop being a fat retard” is an exercise in futility really. If Ralph never got KEELSTREAM WORLDWIDE FAMOUS then he’d just be Cog but in America. I’d argue that him becoming that large, due in no part of his own doing, was the most damaging thing that ever happened to him. He’s a loser and he’s just returning to what would’ve been his baseline where he’d always end up being.only thing different is he got a modicum of fame and because of that absolutely created a hell of his own making with that.

 

[woc_krava]

I’ve been giving this some significant thought lately and I think I’ve come to two possible options to save Da Illustrious Keelstream. I hope you’re paying attention @theralph.

1) After watching an episode of Hot Ones I realized it’s the perfect format for a regular paywalled bonus episode series unironically called “The Pillstream with Ethan Ralph.” As he reaches subscriber goals, he invites special guests down to Merida (you’re going to have to shell out for travel Ralph) to spend a long weekend to experience Ralphamale living. One night of IRL streaming and then a special Pillstream episode.

The episode would consist of Ralph and the guest going round after round of popping a xannie and taking a shot of mezcal as Ralph attempts to interview his guest as they slide further and further into oblivion on livestream. No holds barred, nothing off the table, hard core investigative journalism.

Ralph attempting to interview people in studio as they’re both progressively getting wrecked off their ass would actually get a monthly sub from me.

Okay, but after the first guest inevitably dies on stream, who helps Ralph bury the body and escape the authorities?

 

[lester]

You can unruin Free Bird by watching the end of The Devil's Rejects.

Well, now I know where Zakk Wylde stole his look from

 

[niggercattle]

Ralph was watching Cogs stream this entire time (18:10)

The drug abuse-induced brain damage must be reaching a terminal phase.

 

[Truly Rural]

Real Mexicans are stretching Ralph's "girlfriend" the ENTIRE WEEK.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Using this next time Queen of Poz gets uppity or tries to be relevant again in a thread. Thanks Ralph.

Bryan is so low in the sektur food chain that even Ralph chews him up and spits him out. SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Real Mexicans are stretching Ralph's "girlfriend" the ENTIRE WEEK.

He’s only upset because he couldn’t afford the price to let him watch from the cuck chair

 

[sufferhorse]

was gonna pocket watch him today but the thunderstorm took him out early

GOAL STATUS: CARRIED OVER THE NEXT STREAM