🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Rage Pig said:
I guess you're just a hating hater, bro. Madda of fact, talking with DSP about cats and wrestling is the best thing you can do for Christmas, bro. Merry Guntmas and be a sane person, unoffended about that appearance, bro.
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We should invite The Quartering so all 3 appear. In nature we have names for groups of animals like a Murder of Crows, a gaggle of geese or a Crash of Rhinos. I’d say DSP, Ralph and one other we could call a Round of Retards.

I hereby coin the term for 3 or more retards in a group, copyright it and lay claim from hereon throughout eternity.
 
MadStan said:
We should invite The Quartering so all 3 appear. In nature we have names for groups of animals like a Murder of Crows, a gaggle of geese or a Crash of Rhinos. I’d say DSP, Ralph and one other we could call a Round of Retards.

I hereby coin the term for 3 or more retards in a group, copyright it and lay claim from hereon throughout eternity.
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I propose "a dump"
 
MadStan said:
We should invite The Quartering so all 3 appear. In nature we have names for groups of animals like a Murder of Crows, a gaggle of geese or a Crash of Rhinos. I’d say DSP, Ralph and one other we could call a Round of Retards.

I hereby coin the term for 3 or more retards in a group, copyright it and lay claim from hereon throughout eternity.
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A sektur
 
Never before seen footage from Ralph's mid-stream nap.
Look at 'em. Gets drunk on mash (essentially corn). Then rolls over the piss bottles and everything.
 
There was a lot of strange hog tales this December that have been lost due to the overwhelming amount of """shows""" this month. Trying to find these moments again is too daunting of a task, so here's some bullet points instead:
  • The amount of times Ralph took Cldo for 3rd and 4th opinions over every cough and strange blink was unbelievable:
    • One of these trips were late at night and Ralph stated he needed an Uber to get there (truck bros I don't feel so good)
  • Cldo, Smoke, and Ralph appear to have runny noses inside the pig pen. How long this has been a phenomenon is unknown, but it is only now disturbing Ralph due to the Dead Cat Daze.
    • Ralph has ruled out mold, his AC unit, and even the piles of garbage and piss bottles to be the culprit behind this disturbance.
      • The only logical conclusion I could come to is a poltergeist of some sort, with the most likely suspects being the Ghost of Christmas Past/Future/Present and/or Slimer.
  • Smoke is now the new victim of hourly vet checkups thanks to his runny nose.
  • Ralph went into overtime again on the 23rd to hit the goalie-goal-goal-goal-goal-goalie-goalgoalgoal
    • Ralph had to use AI generated hitler speeches to hit the goal, and promised that he would do this again on Christmas Eve.
I did not watch the christmas eve stream, but it appears to be another illustrious 12 hour long stream with lots of dead air, grunts, and Ralph leaving the studio for long periods of time. Ralph was supposed to do a christmas day stream as well, but instead attempted to weasel his way onto a plane to god knows where. The only places he'd be going are the US, Colombia, or Russia. For those wondering why Russia is a possibility, it is because the #301 goallie-goal-goalgoalgoal-goallie-goal-goal-goal (Can. We. Hiddit?!) goal was to visit St. Petersburg.

I'd also like to remind everyone that January, one of the months where Ralph is guaranteed to lose his mind and go berserk, is fast-approaching. Will Ralph survive January? Will Ralph even survive long enough to see January? But most importantly, can we hidda ghooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
ddlloo said:
My bet is that he will start sober, but the seethe will set in once he starts talking about shit and getting trolled live, and then it's anyone's guess.
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Maybe! He's certainly not inebriated at the moment, but he does sound slightly off. I have hope.

He started off coping about the thing he promised he wouldn't talk about, which he proceeded to immediately talk about it on X and now on stream. I didn't listen much, but it sounds like he's sticking to his elaborate story that makes no sense once it's scrutinized. I caught a glimpse of him talking about how he's not drinking because it'd be clearly evident if he was drinking. Whilst true, there's yet hope now that the idea has entered in his mind and begun floating around.

We also already got our first fake dono!
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1600 viewers just showed up in a chunk a little big ago.
Now 2100 totally real people are watching a chair watching a boring interview. And only 6 or 7 of those 2100 are in chat.
 
Noticed some odd things about Ralph's viewers. I joined guntchat and watched da keelstream and saw he was at 2100 and then there's a sudden bleed until Ralph stares silently at the screen for a bit when his sub 1900 is there until it jumps back up to 2100. Very odd. It's happened twice so far.

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It just happened again!
 
Where would he possibly get 1700 new viewers? He has no distribution to potential viewers other than the same 20 retards who always watch him. It's not like he has a guest or scoop or anything that would bring in a casual.
 
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