🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Um... said:
Today is the one year anniversary of this:

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#neverforget
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There is art of all things natural. For instance here is a shot of Ralphs profile from that video, now if you turn it counter clockwise you get a nice, landscape photograph, a mountain range if it were as perhaps seen on a lunar landscape. You can see the lower right looks like a body of water, I call it the "Sea of Despair" that is overlooked by Mount Shameless.


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MadStan said:
There is art of all things natural. For instance here is a shot of Ralphs profile from that video, now if you turn it counter clockwise you get a nice, landscape photograph, a mountain range if it were as perhaps seen on a lunar landscape. You can see the lower right looks like a body of water, I call it the "Sea of Despair" that is overlooked by Mount Shameless.


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It's like his fat is making his body so hot it makes his fat melt off in globs. It's almost a perfect system.
 
MadStan said:
There is art of all things natural. For instance here is a shot of Ralphs profile from that video, now if you turn it counter clockwise you get a nice, landscape photograph, a mountain range if it were as perhaps seen on a lunar landscape. You can see the lower right looks like a body of water, I call it the "Sea of Despair" that is overlooked by Mount Shameless.


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That could almost pass for a scene from Begotten.
 
Rage Pig said:
All this talk about his substance abuse reminded me of this episode, absolutely hilarious in hindsight. He even posted a few pictures (most likely fake) of his sobriety coins to then never mention any of it ever again. He's so full of shit, always announcing these grand plans and projects and never following through. November 14th 2024.
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There was also a nearly 10 minute video attached.
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If he had been to an AA meeting and had a sponsor, I think they'd give him the sensible advice that anyone would: Get off the fucking internet.

Step 9 would be killer for him though.
 
woc_krava said:
If he had been to an AA meeting and had a sponsor, I think they'd give him the sensible advice that anyone would: Get off the fucking internet.

Step 9 would be killer for him though.
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i have a friend who did AA and didn't shut up about it for a while. One of the things you have to do is basically evaluate all your shortcomings and write them down. Ralph is terrified of what a failure he is as a person and is too lazy to write all of that stuff down, so he'll never make it no matter how many meetings he goes to.
 
woc_krava said:
If he had been to an AA meeting and had a sponsor, I think they'd give him the sensible advice that anyone would: Get off the fucking internet.
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Shit, he doesn't need AA to tell him that. Every person, where helping Ralph is their primary intent, would tell him that's the very first thing he needs to do. Well before accepting his own faults, or any of that shit, because Ralph is incapable of controlling himself when his emotions get riled up. I'm fairly certain he's admitted as much as well.

Unfortunately, completely through Ralph's own intentional doing, he's chained himself to the Internet in every shape or form. Socially, financially, professionally, personally, are the big ones, but you name something that ends in 'ally', it's true as well. While funny for numerous reasons, the funniest one popping in my head at the moment is the fact Ralph is also a moron when it comes to technology. If you're entire profession is so fundamentally an Internet thing, you probably want to at least be good enough to do your own overlays, backgrounds, or that type of shit. Or else you'll end up with links to social media accounts and websites that have been dead for years.
woc_krava said:
Step 9 would be killer for him though.
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Wait. Physically 9 steps or the AA 9th Step? Oh what does it really matter? Both would kill him regardless.
 
Funnily enough I queried chatgpt the other day for how Ralph could start getting his shit together. The response was unsurprising, but funny for showing how fundamentally incompatible with recovery and self-improvement Ralph's entire personality is.

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Hilarious that even chatgpt thinks Ralph is unlikely to ever change.

woc_krava said:
If he had been to an AA meeting and had a sponsor, I think they'd give him the sensible advice that anyone would: Get off the fucking internet.
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One of the things that AA hammers on is that in order for the programme to work, the person has to admit their powerlessness over alcohol. Fundamentally (and this is what AA is supposed to be about) alcoholism and addiction in general are symptoms of something deeper. The point of AA and other similar therapies is to teach addicts to confront those issues and to equip them to handle the problems that led them to their situations in the first place.

Which is part of why I think Ralph will never seriously commit to recovery. Ralph's full throatedly embraced that manosphere-lite brand of toxic masculinity (I don't use this term lightly) that discourages self-reflection, constructive self-improvement, and seeking outside help. Therapy is womanly, talking about your feelings is womanly, admitting your mistakes and asking for help is, you guessed it, womanly too. It's better and easier to pour liquor on it and double-down, because hedonism is cool and based. Funnily enough, for the people who champion this attitude that Ralph has embraced (e.g. Daddy Daxipad), it's just an act to grift their audience and to project the "bad boy nihilistic libertine with a wicked sense of humour" persona to further their brand. Behind closed doors they've all got therapists and life coaches.

HackerX said:
Unfortunately, completely through Ralph's own intentional doing, he's chained himself to the Internet in every shape or form. Socially, financially, professionally, personally, are the big ones, but you name something that ends in 'ally', it's true as well.
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He could and should have diversified his skillset when he had the chance. He could have hired a financial advisor back when the Killstream was raking in money, made some investments, hired real writers for his blog,, hired a producer for the show, expanded his brand. Instead he chained himself to his little stream and now dances for pennies while wasting away in the third world.

Ralph should audition for Caleb Hammer's show. It'd make great content for both him and Caleb. That will never happen since Caleb requires guests to submit all of their financial information and Ralph couldn't bear being made fun of and bullied for his dumb-shit decisions.
 
Pale Empress said:
Ralph should audition for Caleb Hammer's show. It'd make great content for both him and Caleb. That will never happen since Caleb requires guests to submit all of their financial information and Ralph couldn't bear being made fun of and bullied for his dumb-shit decisions.
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Never going to happen. He won’t be able to handle the scrutiny and da troof about his life getting exposed as a poor broke piggy. And him trapped in that studio? Caleb will be passing out from the stench.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Never going to happen. He won’t be able to handle the scrutiny and da troof about his life getting exposed as a poor broke piggy. And him trapped in that studio? Caleb will be passing out from the stench.
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BUT, Caleb (opinion formed from current evidence) likes to offer money for sexual favors. It IS their way.

So, if Ralph switches to meth for a while, he could knock this poverty out.

There's hope. 🌈
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Never going to happen. He won’t be able to handle the scrutiny and da troof about his life getting exposed as a poor broke piggy. And him trapped in that studio? Caleb will be passing out from the stench.
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Also, what financials could Ralph even offer? He's a broke bum living on pennies in Mehico. At best he makes $500 a month these days.

I checked out todays CNN watch-along stream. 4 hours in, $153 dollars and ~335 totally real viewers. In the minute or two I could stand the snoozefest the chat did not so much as twitch.
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Also, what financials could Ralph even offer? He's a broke bum living on pennies in Mehico. At best he makes $500 a month these days.

I checked out today'sCNN watch-along stream. 4 hours in, $153 dollars and ~335 totally real viewers. In the minute or two I could stand the snoozefest the chat did not so much as twitch.
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Shut the forum down. He's just a sad little man desperately trying to pretend his life is slightly less pathetic for the benefit of no one.

All of his big donations come from people other than the 6 active chatters he has. They're such big fans and want to give you $10-$15 at a time but don't want to interact with the other Ralphamales in chat? They just sit there for 8 hours waiting to give money?
 
Ralph is more than 7 hours in and sitting at $160, and until a flurry of 2 donations totaling $12, he hadn't received any donations in hours. The last dono before the drought? You guessed it!
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A totally real $50 from the totally real person who definitely isn't Ethan Ralph, Mr. jdanksrespecter!

Can't wait until he swings by to save da goal so that people who donate real money become complacent because they think Ralph is doing fine and not down bad. Which is ironic considering Ralph pretending he's not down bad does nothing but make him even more down and even more bad.
 
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