🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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I really don't get why Ralph won't do Blade style firesales.

Him being sober isn't going to fix his life. He may as well just do $20 shots, $50 xannie bars.

Even after he passes out, the donos will come in from people trying to wake him up and what not.

It's a proven, money making venture. Sober Ralph is just pathetic. He would make more money panhandling in the states.
 
I really don't get why Ralph won't do Blade style firesales.

Him being sober isn't going to fix his life. He may as well just do $20 shots, $50 xannie bars.

Even after he passes out, the donos will come in from people trying to wake him up and what not.

It's a proven, money making venture. Sober Ralph is just pathetic. He would make more money panhandling in the states.
I don't think he's ever sober for long, he just hides his drinking. Right now I think that he powers through the show and then goes and does whatever substance he's doing at any given time.

I think the big reason he doesn't do firesales is because he doesn't want it to be used as an example in court. If he did firesales then the next time Faith or Vickers starts doing court shit they can point at a recent video and go, "See, he's a drunk and doesn't even care, give me my legal decision".
 
Ralph's version of "sober" is drinking slightly less while compensating by taking more Xanax. I don't believe he has been truly sober since he was in jail after trying to punch that female cop in 2016.
 
I think the big reason he doesn't do firesales is because he doesn't want it to be used as an example in court. If he did firesales then the next time Faith or Vickers starts doing court shit they can point at a recent video and go, "See, he's a drunk and doesn't even care, give me my legal decision".
That is silly. That implies that Faith or Vickers aren't retarded and that has been proven again and again in court not the be the case.

Ralph, I know you check out your thread. You seriously that much of a scared bish? Hell, chances are you could show up, drunk to court, and somehow Vickers would be the one found in contempt.

Ralphamale don't scare.
 
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Look at these views vs. runtime. Even with his botting this is absolutely pathetic numbers.

Tick tock, Ralph, time is running out. Better start those firesales soon before all your viewership dries up.
 
After an unbiased, weighed and careful analysis of his killstream views, comments and interaction, I have determined that there are 16 people that actually watch Ethan Ralph. If we count the people who are watching it for content and who are trolling him it comes up to 52.


So it's negative 36. Sorry, the science and methodology is sound on this.
 
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Look at these views vs. runtime. Even with his botting this is absolutely pathetic numbers.

Tick tock, Ralph, time is running out. Better start those firesales soon before all your viewership dries up.
Hot take it's easier to fix piggertits career than super balldo.

Ralph has made it passed acknowledging his behavior is deplorable and he has half assedly went to rehab. There is that cognitive recognition.

Nick swears hes never wrong hes the type of unfixable who will never pull up when in a downward spiral because it requires admitting he fucked up..
 
Hot take it's easier to fix piggertits career than super balldo.

Ralph has made it passed acknowledging his behavior is deplorable and he has half assedly went to rehab. There is that cognitive recognition.

Nick swears hes never wrong hes the type of unfixable who will never pull up when in a downward spiral because it requires admitting he fucked up..
it's sad that we have no proof he ever did go to rehab, but the fact that he doesn't have enougb self control to stay off twitter for two weeks is pretty solid evidence.
 
it's sad that we have no proof he ever did go to rehab, but the fact that he doesn't have enougb self control to stay off twitter for two weeks is pretty solid evidence.
That's true but the mere admission he needed to go is still a step ahead of rackets who would never make that admission

Im by no means a Ralphamale and hope he steps on a Home Depots worth of rakes this year solely for my enjoyment. Its just a testament to how far gone Nick is.
 
With how dead Ralph's show and career is I don't know know if he belongs in the Prime Cuts category anymore.
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My proposal:
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Hot take it's easier to fix piggertits career than super balldo.
I agree but not because Ralph knows he's a drug addicted alcoholic with a penchant for human waste products that checks into rehab once every couple of years. He could fix his career by going full Ralphamale again and drinking and doing drugs on stream causing chaos for himself and other people like at his height.

He's been missing shows this past so he can drink and do drugs without being shamed for it. If instead he did the drugs on stream he'd make money at the same time and he'd be entertaining again.
 
With how dead Ralph's show and career is I don't know know if he belongs in the Prime Cuts category anymore.
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I agree but not because Ralph knows he's a drug addicted alcoholic with a penchant for human waste products that checks into rehab once every couple of years. He could fix his career by going full Ralphamale again and drinking and doing drugs on stream causing chaos for himself and other people like at his height.

He's been missing shows this past so he can drink and do drugs without being shamed for it. If instead he did the drugs on stream he'd make money at the same time and he'd be entertaining again.
The problem is he can't afford the coke that gives us pilled-out drunk Ralph with the "rage" modifier anymore, so we're stuck with the pilled out drunk Ralph with the "sad" modifier.
 
After an unbiased, weighed and careful analysis of his killstream views, comments and interaction, I have determined that there are 16 people that actually watch Ethan Ralph. If we count the people who are watching it for content and who are trolling him it comes up to 52.


So it's negative 36. Sorry, the science and methodology is sound on this.
TBH, I'm confident it's less than 50. There's probably only around 20 consistent viewers. Ralph can buy all the bots he wants, but the chat doesn't lie. When there's there's only around a dozen-ish or so people who participate in that, and frequent periods where it doesn't move for minutes, you're not convincing anyone.

What I love is him just randomly juicing it up to occasionally double/triple (or 10x+ if it's a big stream) with no discernable reason for why it happened. It's to be believed it spiked, not from hot drama nor a hollerin', but Ralph normal, boring ass content. Him being miserable and silently looking at his phone for 8+ hours while playing random videos in the background. Because that kinda riveting content definitely draws in people to da KEELSTREAM! Obviously, he's doing it with the intent of fooling someone (a woman, an e-daddeh, da gaylogs), but it's not fooling anyone that's vaguely aware of da situation. Combine that with his dead chat and its *muah*, chef's kiss.

In related news, Null has approx 3,000 viewers across YouTube, Kick, and Rumble right now, doing the type of content Ralph would KEEL(STREAM) for. I'm so glad he let on how butthurt he was with his xeet. Makes you all warm and fuzzy inside.
Hot take it's easier to fix piggertits career than super balldo.

Ralph has made it passed acknowledging his behavior is deplorable and he has half assedly went to rehab. There is that cognitive recognition.
Well, it depends. I'll agree Ralph has acknowledged some of his failings to an extent, but he's also deluded into thinking he'll be able to repair his career back to a pre-2020 state. That ain't happening. He lacks the energy, knowledge, network, and a million other things to make that happen. Ralph's peak was solely from fulfilling a niche interest at the right place, right time, and with the right people.

The single positive trait he had going for him was charisma, which was filtered though interacting with a handful of other people, all while having some level of control over his various negative traits. Once the latter's bubble popped, it was game over. Downward, irrecoverable spiral to da extreme. Even if Ralph miraculously gained 5,000 true n' honest new fans of da KEELSTREAM, he'd crack all over again because he's emotionally incapable of handling the criticism that comes with it.

Now do I think Ralph could somewhat stabilize himself with a hundred-ish regular viewers and ride that out until he dies? Because God forbid he doesn't die relatively soon. Imagine a 70 year old Ralph streaming. LOL. If he's miserable now, think how much worse if he has to continue the charade for 30 years. TBH though, it's a very bold assumption that any content creator, much less Ralph, could remain relatively successful for 30 years.

He'd definitely need to define 'fixing his career' to something that isn't trying to replicate where he was 10 years ago. As well as reorient the direction of da KEELSTREAM because no prospective viewer is gonna click on his channel and go "Wow. This is great. I'm so glad I found this guy. I want to donate to him and watch every day!". Da KEELSTREAM as it is now is the rambling, decayed corpse of a dead show that died almost 5 years ago. Ralph doesn't necessarily have to abort it and do a 180 (content wise, although him changing careers would absolutely be the right choice), but he has to make huge, wholesale changes if he wants to gain a single new viewer ever again. Because right now he's relying on his couple dozen or so regulars to not die.
That's true but the mere admission he needed to go is still a step ahead of rackets who would never make that admission
This right here is what makes Ralph such a fascinating story. (Well, when he was entertaining at least.) Yes, he's a retarded, white trash, West Memphis wigger but he's not retarded in the traditional lolcow sense. He's very aware of his circumstances. He's very aware that his past deeds and actions led him to these circumstances. Whether he's actually contrite or not, who knows, but he's certainly aware he played a role in all of it.

However, there's something in his little piggly brain that refuses to accept he played the driving role. Something in his piggly brain compels him to lay the core blame elsewhere, on anyone else but him. That it's never his fault, and his fault alone, because he's a BPD woman who can't control his emotions and simply has to impulsively respond to any/every perceived slight. (Zap) To the exteme no less. It has to be scorched earth every single fucking time no matter what. Regardless whether the other person shook a pill bottle on stream, made a stinky face after a shart video, or prophesized Ralph's sacrifice for a bountiful corn harvest. They must DIE BISH DIE.

The fact that Ralph is intimately aware of all this, yet still surrenders all control to his emotions and ego, is what makes his story so intriguing.
 
TBH, I'm confident it's less than 50. There's probably only around 20 consistent viewers.
I don't even know if Ralph even realizes his low double-digit viewers are because nobody hate watches anymore. Ralph's IBS audience is long, long gone. His sektur era numbers where IBS leftovers still hanging around to hate watch. Now that there's nothing left to see he's pulling 20, tops. If it wasn't for gunt chat he'd be single digit.

Haruuuuuu!!
 
Now do I think Ralph could somewhat stabilize himself with a hundred-ish regular viewers and ride that out until he dies?
The less donations come in, the more he hates what he's doing and his remaining audience. He managed to do 3.5 streams last week and is today again using the sick cat cope to abort the show. He's absolutely miserable, his shows are 10 hours of the most boring shit imaginable and he hasn't even got the energy to do something and take selfies and post about it. His twitter is just envious seething about his enemies like Harry and Jersh. No more senoritas, restaurant meals or tourist locations to point his fingers at with his filtered melon head protruding out of a dandruff covered niggerball team shirt. It's just sad.
 
I don't even know if Ralph even realizes his low double-digit viewers are because nobody hate watches anymore.
Oh be has to realize it. There's no way he doesn't correlate faking $100+ (maybe even $200 on some days) to him being boring as fuck and unwatchable.

Now what I don't think he recognizes is him magically being successful, entertaining, and raking in money, as he is right now, is pure schizofrenic delusion. TBH, I think he understands that (to an extent ), but Ralph's modus operandi, his entire history, is coping poorly and either making the worst decision possible (because his BPD, womanly impulsion) or no decision at all. He never had to learn how to cope properly, or deal with any of life's struggle whatsoever, because he didn't need to. Sandra, or the government, always did. Then Amanda. Then no one. Look back at every decision Ralph has ever faced and you can see it. Either he has himself a hollerin', immediately escalating XYZ needlessly and pouts when he faces the long-term reprocrussions (notably the Fuck Fuentes Festival, which he is still groveling fruitlessly). Or he makes no decision, which is exactly how you end up living alone in a Mexican shack.

Out of all of Sandra's failures, never putting Ralph in the position of learning that life skill (learning how to deal with problems like an adult) is by farrrrrr the most damaging one. (Well, I'd argue sending the wrong son to the tard home is worse, but I digress.) It's such a core, fundamental skill for a human adult to function in society, and Ralph is reaping the results. (Note, it's ultimately not her fault. It's still Ralph's, but it's one of those things you absolutely can not sit idly by as your child matures while never learning it, and it's various aspects, progressively.)
Ralph's IBS audience is long, long gone. His sektur era numbers where IBS leftovers still hanging around to hate watch. Now that there's nothing left to see he's pulling 20, tops. If it wasn't for gunt chat he'd be single digit.

Haruuuuuu!!
The dude is reliant on special needs retards not dying, or forgetting their login information, to survive. Whenever we peek behind the curtains of his actual fans, they always turn out to be spectacular, truly exceptional, individuals.
 
with his filtered melon head protruding out of a dandruff covered niggerball team shirt.
lol
The funniest/saddest part of all this to me is this pitiful individual still trying to sell the RALPHAMALE/e-celeb fictional persona when irl he’s a timid, meek, submissive, effeminate little piggy limping around on a bum knee.
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“plz don’t hurt me, scary bouncer man.”
poor thing.
 
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