Ralph is completely allergic to success. He finally scored the blacked pornstar of his dreams, who's ten times hotter than his hideous clan of troglodyte exes, who even tolerates his faux-masculine hollering because she can't hear him over her endlessly yapping mouth, and he couldn't help himself but do a little cheeky DV. There's something in his goblin brain that is just DYING to blackmail, beat and keylog bitches even after years of being stuck in Mexico subsisting off of crumbs of trafficked Latino pussy. The Ralphamale state of mind is a nightmare. How someone can be so desperate for female attention yet so comically cruel when he gets it, it's beyond me.
