🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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"We had a good thing Ethan, we could have stayed in your Mexican shack with an unlimited supply of semi legal Xanax. But you, with your pride, and your ego!"
 
Honestly Ralph is better off rotting in jail. Not like he can afford so much as a flea bag motel even if he somehow bails out.

That said I fully expect her to be visiting him in jail before long and asking for conjugal visits. She’s sick in the head.

For some comparison with the Scarlett arc, I’m looking on YouTube for the raw clips of Ralph & Meigh vs. Riley & Digibro and Ralph getting pounded in Lisbon. Everything is a reaction video or remixed with retarded music. Any leads greatly appreciated.
 
So once ICE deports this Mexican back to his crack shack, I'm guessing we will be back to a new sober spring arc, combined with a celibacy arc. It is all so formulaic, just like the fat faggots soap operas. 5-Bar Days of Our Lives.
 
Mr Moonface said:
Mugshot released

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Jesus, maybe I'm retarded or I don't pay attention to most stuff involving or from the killstream. But piggy boy looks fucking disheveled in that mugshot and jumpsuit. Fucking aged him by 20 more years, he looks like someone's grandfather who got dumped at the nursing home.
 
ben gvir said:
So 2 minor misdemeanors? People were acting like he got charged with murder.

Sounds like the biggest Ls are the mugshot and the Scarlett "work" turning into real charges.
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Legit, the way people are reacting you'd think he's looking at a fucking dime piece upstate. Hell, it's Wisconsin, he'll probably be out by sunrise.

I would, however, like to see the bodycam footage. It'd be fucking hilarious if one of the big high profile bodycam channels posted it - Code Blue Cam mostly seems to get footage out of Wisconsin and Minnesota, so it is a possibility. It'd be even funnier if EWU gets it, they do like to focus on whatever's being hyped at the moment.

That mugshot really is the face of a man who is quickly realizing that there aren't any Percs or bars in jail, and that the next couple days are going to fucking suck with a capital 'S' if he doesn't post bond. Dude's gonna be having a rough time. There's a possibility they won't give him the opportunity to post bond since he resides in Mexico, they have to know damned good and well that the second they let him out, he's off to Mexico.
 
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Did Ralph have enough foresight to let anyone know to feed and water his cats while he was away. Or are two(?) cats currently starving too death? Maybe after he sorts all this out and goes back to Mexico the mexican gov can charge him with animal abuse and re arrest him. The cats are the real victims here. All the pain from withdrawals are karma
 
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Two of my favourite cows seeing bizarre forms of justice in one day. Magic.
Is he a flight risk?
Will they check his full history or is it just State level stuff?
What will happen to the fluffy kittens?
Does the Mexican Lawyer, Landlord, Plumber, Astrophysicist, Mechanic, Snake Charmer have a friend who can help?
 
Ralph may want to stay in jail, he can’t even swing a hotel room.

Ralph’s going to end up in a Milwaukee homeless shelter begging his Uncle to buy him a plane ticket and WU him $300 after his BFF Hunter stops replying to his begging texts.
 
sufferhorse said:
ralph is gonna catch a charge and try to bail back to meheeco. then down to colombia.


that fight didnt end there. you jut KNOW he choked that bitch as soon as they got to the hotel


i just want to add: the last bish that big leagued him on air, got a coupla handfulls of neck grabbin. and no videogame.
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this was tuesday afternoon. i know some of yews hate my guntheories but since i keep being right...


Can we talk about the nest egg (tm) now?
 
The Great One said:
Jesus, maybe I'm retarded or I don't pay attention to most stuff involving or from the killstream. But piggy boy looks fucking disheveled in that mugshot and jumpsuit. Fucking aged him by 20 more years, he looks like someone's grandfather who got dumped at the nursing home.
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Booze ages you hard, as well as obesity and indolence. Stress as well though its debatable if he genuinely feels stress given his life.
 
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