🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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As a Milwaukeean, I'm desperately curious as to where he was and why. Did Scarlett get sick of Chimpcongo and like all FIBs get the urge to go northward?
 
It’s a shame Cesar Chavez is dead, this poor migrant XaniBerry farmer from Guadalajara has been imprisoned for doing nothing wrong by the evil gringos. I’m betting $10 dollars Jim rises up out of his grave today or tomorrow to point and laugh.
 
Wendy Wheelchair said:
As a Milwaukeean, I'm desperately curious as to where he was and why. Did Scarlett get sick of Chimpcongo and like all FIBs get the urge to go northward?
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One rumor going around was there was a drugs and porn (production) contact up in Milwaukee they were going to see.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Honestly Ralph is better off rotting in jail. Not like he can afford so much as a flea bag motel even if he somehow bails out.
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Unironically the year of probation after getting out of jail in 2018 was easily the best time of Ralph's life both personally and professionally, some people are basically animals who can't control themselves without the threat of being locked up.
 
Wilson The Ball said:
Is this it? Is this the end of the Keelstream?
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Assuming Ralph doesn't FUCKING DIE from withdrawals, new episodes of the Killstream will be recorded via prison phone, on Analwulf's tape recorder, and then distributed via a 2-deck boombox. Bring your own blank tape, or just listen as the copies are made.
 
My god the Ralphacurse is too powerful. Guy gets this massive W by proving all his haters wrong and getting a blowie from a blacked porn star which, lets be real, was Ralph's dream scenario. Then that fucking curse nails him again.

The scary thing for Ralph is that they police said he's not only 5'10" but he's got BLUE EYES BISH.

They're already reset the fucking curse...
 
Judge Holden said:
Dang, RedLetterMedia really have gotten desperate
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AAAAAAAAIDS!
 
YautjaWeeb said:
Booze ages you hard, as well as obesity and indolence. Stress as well though its debatable if he genuinely feels stress given his life.
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He's been miserable most of his life. We've seen glimpses behind this ridiculous act that he's a very sensitive man in a lot of pain. You don't drink and seek oblivion like that so constantly because you enjoy it. Desperate escapism is all he has, escapism that he tries to play off as 'based' and manly instead of impulsive and self-destructive.

That said, he's done everything in his power to deserve this. Arrested by a female black sheriff in Trump's America as a Mexican immigrant for being screwed over by a 20 year old porn star that had his meal ticket. There's more dignity in rape.
 
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