Jack Garland
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- Apr 16, 2025
THAT'S RIGHT BISH! NOBODY CAN KEEP THE RALPHAMALE LOCKED UP! I'M FREE TO ROAM THE STREETS, HOW'S THAT MAKE YOU FEEL BIIIISH?!
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That's the indecent part.How can it be indecent exposure if it's so small?
Source?No, he bonded out
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He's already out? So what you're saying is that a Tomlinson-Ralph crossover is possible. God please let this happen, it would be so funny.How tf did he get out? Did they just drop everything and let him go?
This can't be real!! IT'S NAWT TRUUUUU!!!!
You beat me to it by a minute bishMY ARRIVAL IS FUCKIN IMMINENT
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So there is still hope they can make up and get back together
I'll go out on a limb on behalf of my fellow Kiwis and assert that ensuring humane care of an animal in a bad situation rises well above and outside the realm of "gay op," and more into "being an above-average, caring human being" territory.Btw I am sanctioning a gay op, and I'm saying this in public because I don't want a bunch of people doing this behind the scenes and annoying local resources.
If Ralph's stay goes on much longer his cat will probably run out of standing water and food. He mentioned that last time he traveled Cleo developed kidney problems due to a lack of water. I don't know what animal protections are like in Mexico but if anyone does and has an idea I am greenlighting rescuing the heckin catarino.
With the amount of cheap Mexican hooker box and over the counter Xanax he has to be at least a quarter-spic at this point. A quadroon goon.
Like a cockroach, Ralph always lives to suffah another day. Through some combination of white trash genetic adaptation and lolcow plot armor, he often sidesteps the worst outcomes one would expect given his behavior. He may look ~15 years older than he is, he may live a miserable lonely life as a subsistence streamer in a Mexican shack, and he may be totally estranged from his children, but he presses on.
Like that stop the RALPHAMALEIf he's out on bond, is he unable to leave the country?
Bonded out, my badIs he out on bail or charges dropped? If on bail, he's still stuck in Wisconsin with no money and no friends. He may as well have stayed in jail, at least he'd have a bed and food.