🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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How tf did he get out? Did they just drop everything and let him go?

This can't be real!! IT'S NAWT TRUUUUU!!!!
No, he bonded out
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One of the greatest to ever do it tbh. This is like watching an all time great athlete show out just to prove they still can. It's a shame he's had this potential in him for so long and wasted it decaying in Mexico.
 
Btw I am sanctioning a gay op, and I'm saying this in public because I don't want a bunch of people doing this behind the scenes and annoying local resources.

If Ralph's stay goes on much longer his cat will probably run out of standing water and food. He mentioned that last time he traveled Cleo developed kidney problems due to a lack of water. I don't know what animal protections are like in Mexico but if anyone does and has an idea I am greenlighting rescuing the heckin catarino.
I'll go out on a limb on behalf of my fellow Kiwis and assert that ensuring humane care of an animal in a bad situation rises well above and outside the realm of "gay op," and more into "being an above-average, caring human being" territory.
 
Like a cockroach, Ralph always lives to suffah another day. Through some combination of white trash genetic adaptation and lolcow plot armor, he often sidesteps the worst outcomes one would expect given his behavior. He may look ~15 years older than he is, he may live a miserable lonely life as a subsistence streamer in a Mexican shack, and he may be totally estranged from his children, but he presses on.

The indomitable spirit of the ragepig cucaracha cannot be broken, and the retort cannot be aborted! No prison can hold him bish! Not for long, anyway.
 
Is he out on bail or charges dropped? If on bail, he's still stuck in Wisconsin with no money and no friends. He may as well have stayed in jail, at least he'd have a bed and food.
 
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