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Hopefully he flies direct to Mexico to take care of his cats. Now he just has to make it through 3 days of airport troubles before he gets home.
Thanks for checking.Ralph has told me that:
(1) Cats are fine.
(2) Taking first flight back.
(3) Public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
Re: #3 and indecent exposure, claims that Mersh is a "lying faggot".
He's bonded out, which could be via cash or by signature.Is he out on bail or charges dropped? If on bail, he's still stuck in Wisconsin with no money and no friends. He may as well have stayed in jail, at least he'd have a bed and food.
NOTHING CAN STOP THE RALPHAMALLLLLLEEEEEEEEERalph has told me that:
(1) Cats are fine.
(2) Taking first flight back.
(3) Public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
Re: #3 and indecent exposure, claims that Mersh is a "lying faggot".
If he's skipping bail I guess that means his dreams of weaseling his way back into the US are officially over. Time to move to Columbia.Ralph has told me that:
(1) Cats are fine.
(2) Taking first flight back.
(3) Public intoxication and disorderly conduct.
Re: #3 and indecent exposure, claims that Mersh is a "lying faggot".
He might have permission to fly home?If he's skipping bail I guess that means his dreams of weaseling his way back into the US are officially over. Time to move to Columbia.
According to the slag he was visiting, the police have taken him to the airport.He might have permission to fly home?
He might but there's no way he's coming back.He might have permission to fly home?
If Ralph's recounting of the charges is accurate, I don't think they'll care too much where he is, provided he show up to court (virtually).He might have permission to fly home?
I mean if scarlet is telling the truth that the police are dropping him off at the airport. He'll probably be fine going back home to mexico.If he's skipping bail I guess that means his dreams of weaseling his way back into the US are officially over. Time to move to Columbia.
Lolcows are modern day jesters, and thus have jester's privilege. They simply do not go to jail. Another example is Bossmanjack. He's violated his probation like eight or nine times already, and has even been caught calling his crack dealer on livestream. And yet, somehow, he manages to keep walking away as (more or less) a free man.Like a cockroach, Ralph always lives to suffah another day. Through some combination of white trash genetic adaptation and lolcow plot armor, he often sidesteps the worst outcomes one would expect given his behavior.
The victory lap was short but sweet.God this pops up all over my timeline when I open Twitter. What an amazing day.
Also a couple more victory lap tweets from Daddy Jim.
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HOLY SHIT THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NOW?! No wonder he wears glasses and a hat.Ralph has been arrested?
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Can be searched here: https://incustodysearch.milwaukeecountywi.gov/
My screenshot, appears to be real. The website is complete shit, couldn't manage to archive...
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Edit: Mugshot released
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Edit 2: King of da Sektur Mersh called the Milwaukee Country Sheriff's office on stream and claims that Ralph was arrested for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure. His stream was muted while he did this, so it has yet to be officially confirmed.
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https://x.com/GooningOnRumble/status/2032035996833857593 (A)
Freebird references left and right, first bossman's stream run-up and now ralph getting out.