🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Cranjis McBasketball said:
I just can't get over how old and fucked he looks, he looks worse than usual. Normally he just looks fucked up, now he looks like a fucked up 70 year old. Isn't he barely 40?
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The oddest thing about Ralph is that he doesn't look like a nigger retard of the wrong color. He just looks like a normal fat white manlet. Most 'cows of his caliber tend to be very obviously wrong in some way, you can tell by the face. But with the ralphamale, if he could stop chimping out every 3 seconds, you could never tell
 
Just finished watching the Killstream.
- He's still very sad about his break up with Fuentes, was crying like a little baby about it for 15 minutes. Tried to blame Milo for his rage pig behavior. Talks about his time on Cozy.tv as if was some golden age of the Killstream, sad and pathetic.
- The sex stuff is just gross. This 40 year old father of two sitting in this shabby motel room going on and on about his cum dripping out of her pussy and his need to film a porn scene nearly made me throw up. The thought that anybody would want to see that and make him 10k or 100k just shows how far he's gone.
- The part with his children and his ballsack, jfc.
- His gay mannerisms are getting gayer and more frequently, a thoroughly ridiculous creature.
- It's not only that his body looks 70 years old, his brain is the same age. A drooling old pervert.
 

Thank you to the Ralph alogs who dedicated their time to record this Pillstream. IRL took over, and I wasn't able to check my own. Turns out mine was missing one hour of footage.
 
Most of the easy flights to Cancun have now left MKE. Assuming Ralph made it through, he'll likely have made Scarlett pay for a direct or single transfer route. He should be back in Merida by mid to late afternoon... If he has enough pesos for the bus from Cancun.
 
To quote my friend whom I subject to the Ralphalore, "I'm playing my Switch and hearing news about Ralph. Welcome back, 2020".
 
Ralph just spent a lot of time, a little money and a ton of energy to prove he’s impotent in more ways than one.

1) Didn’t have sex with the prostitute because he couldn’t get it up and she was repulsed by the idea of kissing him.
2) has no money because he had to rip off said prostitute for transportation and lodging on the cheapest airlines and hotels.
3) Scares easy when he’s in a red Swedish race car.
4) At 5’1” with lifts he Easily gets mogged and talked over on stream by an emaciiated woman. I.e. couldn’t intimidate said woman.
5) Is a bish that can’t be trusted with any information at all as it will be used against any and all collaborators as soon as it’s convenient.
6) Doesn’t abide by the outlaw code, snitches on those in the life as he absconds to a foreign country like the scared little bish made coward he is.
7) Doesn’t properly care for the pets in his charge.
8) Has no dirt on Dax or Rackets because he has no impulse control and would’ve used it by now. Trying to control them with the fear of dirt but the fear is diminishing.
9) Hates the country his daddy game him.
10) Has no women at home in Mexico.
 
Scarlett is great solely because Ralph needs a decent foil to be entertaining. Sure falling out of chairs, passing out on stream, and being so deep into drugs he starts hollering at a speech thinking it’s real is funny, but the bouncing back and forth between him and Scarlett is as entertaining as it is disgusting while his fans get annoyed at Ralph. This is providing enough corn and relevance to a Sektur that’s been on life support.
 
thebigdream said:
There's something in his goblin brain that is just DYING to blackmail, beat and keylog bitches even after years of being stuck in Mexico subsisting off of crumbs of trafficked Latino pussy. The Ralphamale state of mind is a nightmare. How someone can be so desperate for female attention yet so comically cruel when he gets it, it's beyond me.
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Being serious for a moment I honestly think that there has to be some kind of "brain hardwiring" or genetic component to being a spouse abuser. Domestic abuse goes hand in hand with all violence/anti-social behavior in general but sometimes you do encounter people who are evil to their partners but not so to anyone else.

Sometimes people are like this because of their upbringing. But sometimes it's like they literally can't help themselves but to do it no matter what. It doesn't matter how good their partner is...they still have to beat and berate the shit out of them. Same thing with serial cheaters.

This does not absolve them of responsibility at all of course.
 
These fragments are arranged out of order to make more sense than the two were making on their own. Neither can tell a story from beginning to end and both drift off into discussing penises at the slightest provocation.

Ralph: "We're the number one story online, these last few days, among this sektur, which I created and not only that we were into the normie sektur as well, so- you know, could it have done in a different way? Sure..."

Scarlett: "There were no charges!"
R: "They literally gave me a ride to the airport, which- I don't remember the ride, to be honest."
S: "With him throwing my laptop, we worked it out. And it's none of your guyses business."

R:"If you've never been arrested, I have been many time. so... Some people- first they [the cops] tried to act like it was something between us, which it wasn't. They tried to convince her to say things about me that weren't accurate and all this type of thing, unfortunately. Fortunately for me she did not do that and the first call I made [...] I called her up. [...] We settled up and here we are."
S: "We reconciled."
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S: "You can't drink at the airport?"
R: "Well, I was drinking out of the bottle of like a two litre vodka bottle."

S: "We listened to [the leaked audio] last night together. [...] I did not necessary remember everything I said and a lot of what I said it was because Mersh had texted me [...] I found out [Ralph] was in jail because of Mersh. [...] The last I heard from the police there was no case, [...] nothing charged, nothing wrong between me and him. They were driving him to the airport [...] I'm glad though I got to meet up with him, because he has some clothes in my car and then Icedancer said 'don't give him his clothes back'.
R: "They said 'don't bail him out'. They were trying to sentence my cats to death! Keep that in mind. Keep that in mind. Icedancer and Mersh, Micheal Chilelalay(?) were trying to sentence my cats to death. Because if I was not able to get home tomorrow [...] my cats would almost assuredly die. And so they wanted that to happen, that's how much they care about cats."

R: "She was the first call that I made. And by the way, she had just talked to Icecancer 30 minutes before."
S: "Yeah, and that's when I dropped that fucking recording-
R: "She dropped the recording because I put out the DMs-"
S: I didn't know that. I just saw the mugshot and I didn't know what the hell was going on. [...] I think I was being taken advantage of. I'm sick of being taken advantage of in my situation [...] and then I still choose you, because I'm sick of people trying to fucking fuck with my mind when I make decisions on my own."

R: "They expect me to mad at her. Well, we both said some things about each other. At this point, whatever. The important thing is she was there for me when I got out of jail and we've been together since and she didn't have to do that."
S: "The Shit that came out happened before he went to jail and I was a bit confused about that was because I had nothing to do with it." *giggles like Sponge Bob*
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Where the charges dropped?
R:"No, they weren't dropped. But they will be I'm sure. Well, I mean, we'll settle it- these are the lowest charges- [...] It's disorderly conduct and public intox, they're like the lowest charges you can possibly get. [...] I have a court date, I think it's May 18th. I'll figure it out. I'll either come back here and settle it up or I hire a lawyer and I won't have to come back here, so regardless, It might be a good idea to come back here for some content when you see that sweet little pussy ass over here."

R: "Jessie called me up, literally within 45 minutes of me getting released. And I knew he was either live or he was reporting, she didn't know that, but I did. And so, I picked up the phone, he got the first exclusive which he deserved, honestly.
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"I talked to Josh in DMs and he's like 'Do your cats need help?' and this and that. And first of: no, and second of: I'm not going give you my fucking dox you absolute nigger. Are you fucking kidding me? Like, I'm gonna give you my ID? They don't need help and even if they did(!) I would not give you any information about my fucking life and I told him this and I will say it again publically. If somebody comes to my house and fucks with me in Mexico I will make sure you're charged with criminal harassment in the United States, because you personally called for people to come to my residence in Mexico. So I'm telling you this now and I'm not playing I'll make sure you'll catch a charge for criminal harassment. I'm not usually that type of guy, but you know that's how it has to be. I'll be home tomorrow, it is what it is."

"'Give me your dox so I can help your cats!' Nigger, fuck you. I'd rather blow my fucking brains out."
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"You know if it was somebody I could actually trust or whatever. You know have my lawyer- look into..."
He didn't leave his cats with anyone, and no one is checking in, but he's "sure they're both fine." They'll also be dead by tomorrow if he doesn't get there, apparently.
More praise for Josh:
"I know where you live in Georgia, motherfucker. I have the exact adress. I know your grandfather's adress. I know where the fuck you're hiding out and so- I didn't tell you this in DMs yesterday, but I know exactly where you are. And I've know this for about six to eight weeks. [...] I know where you live, I know the red pick-up truck. [...] I don't really want to dox the guy, even though I hate him, I hope he dies."
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"When I take a picture of Smoke and Cleo tomorrow, all you niggers can smoke my dick."

Family Affairs:
"Honestly my kids, if they watch this one day. I love you Rozanna, I love you Xander. I'm an entertainer and if it wasn't for my ballsack you wouldn't be alive. [...] It's unfortunate, the ill will between me and their mothers and all that, but whatever, shit happens. So, that's what I would tell them though, if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be breathing, you would not even be here, you wouldn't have had a conceptional- you wouldn't be able to even un- like, there would be no you! Without my sperm, and I decided that."

R: "I was in court today, by the way. [...] I had a civil hearing out in California where I won, but I didn't win as much as I wanted to, so we continued it and I'll have a chance to win even more. Thank you, anti-slapp laws and thank you, Your Honah! That's the only reason I didn't leave today."
This is about the ongoing Vickers slapfight he mentioned on Monday.

"You know what's funny is, I wish I coulda- I shouldn't say that in public, but I wish I was in Chicago for three or four days and... I don't know, it just wasn't appropriate, maybe some day we'll be able to settle up, me and Nick. But I have nothing but respect... It is what it is."
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Trouble in Paradise:
Ralph mentions Icedancer, Scarlett starts ranting, SHOUTING about "that bitch". Ralph desperately tries to shush her, tackles her and holds her mouth shut.
"Don't yell like that, goddamn.
We can't- We cannot have the police-"
*Ralph is flustered, takes his glasses off, looks terrified*
"That was a joke, to be clear. [...] Also, I'm live on camera, you see I'm not... At least if they do come in they'll have this record. Anyway..."

Scarlett is screaming at the top of her lungs again. Ralph tries to shush her.
S: "No! Don't tell me to shush the fuck up!
*Ralph goes offf screen to shut her up*
S: "I told you what I thought and what I know! That's- that's- what's off. That's all I had to say. That's all I had to say! THAT'S ALL I HAD TO FUCKING SAY!
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"We are like Kim and Eminem."

Sexy Times:
R: "She just kissed me on the mouth. Do we have to do it again?
S: "What's your problem? My mouth was used for a lot more on him."
R: "We didn't have to go there, but-"
S: "Well, I didn't do the backdoor yet, like-
R:"No we did not do backdoor."

"You guys don't understand. She bit my ear earlier and I was like 'ugh, fuck' that's the hottest thing you can do."

R: "If we hit the goal: Sex tape!"

"So, we're like halfway there to the goal... do you understand?"
*she does not understand, she's rapping about ass brazilian lizards or something *
R: "We actually have to film it. S: "I don't know why." R: "We actually have to film it." S: "Why?" R: "If we hit the goal..." S: "Yeah" [mumbles something] R: "Well, you said-" S: "I said I would try." R: "What does that mean?"
*communication breaks down as Scarlett goes back to rapping*
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*a chatter accuses him of wearing an "inflatable swimming tube" under his shirt that covers his "dick, balls and upper thigs."
Wrong! She can tell you it does not cover my dick- well, at a certain angle- [...] We fucked twice overnight, yes. And I penetrated her from the side while she was right next to me, I forgot what the position was called, but yes, that did happen and I came inside her this morning, this is true.
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R: "I don't even know where we're at or what's going on. I'm ready to go back to Mexico, I'll say that. [...] Where they treat bitches the way they're supposed to be treated, by the way."
S: "[something] legal there."
R: "That's right. They don't give a fuck about a dumb-ass whore in Mexico, so thank goodness."

R: "We hit the goal. So what's your excuse not to do it now?"
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S: "We don't owe you guys anything."
R: "Well, we do, because we made this goal."
S: "Our personal sex life is none of you guyses fucking business."
R: "That is true. But we owe them this, now."
S: "We don't owe you guys anything."
R: "We owe them one scene."
*no progress is made, Ralph gets increasingly irritated*
R: "Attack her, dox her family, do whatever you want to do."

S: "We're gonna go, we're gonna fuck you fucks."
R: "That's what she says. I don't know."
S: "Yeah, we see if you can get it up."
R: "Nigger, are you fucking kidding me?"
S: "No, I'm not."
R: "What do you mean can I get it up? That wasn't a question this morning when I fucking came inside your pussy [...] when you were fucking begging me to come inside of you [...] yeah, when my cum was dripping out of her pussy, there was no question about it."
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