🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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All jokes aside, good fucking God, is he really only 40 years old? That's horrifying to age that way. I don't follow him that closely, just know he's a shithead, I didn't even recognize him in the front page picture until I thought about it for a minute. Dude genuinely is so greyed out he looks like he's in his late 40s, mid 50s. Drugs? Poor hygiene? Both?
 
He's still sniffing his thumb counting his wins all the way back to his beaner crack shack.

Suffa, gay-lawgs!
 
Ralph hollering about charging Jersh with criminal harassment and (probably lying about) knowing his dox underlines the complete futility of doing anything at all to attempt to help Ralph or any living thing in his orbit. Who actually gives a shit if his cats are dead? He’s going to neglect them to death Sandra style whether he’s in Mexico with them or not.
You know i dont always agree with dear sneeder and sometimes I give him shit. Alot sometimes. But what he did for the animals knowing who he was dealing with and now having to deal with his insufferable ass after that.....he deserves a break from the shit that gets flung at him. I am changing my tune to be a null respecter for this....for now lol
All this to say is Ralph's peaks were/are LotY material, but what held him back was those peaks were too early in the year and kinda hyper-concentrated. Now you can easily argue that shouldn't be the case since it's 'Lolcow of the Year' and not 'Lolcow of the Last Few Months of the Year', but it is what it is.
I make the argument all the time that in order to maintain the level of lolcow excellence Ralph gives us even tho in spurts out weighs what people do in a year.

Inevitably ralph will do aome more stupid shit this year but if you use this arc as the metric youll end up disappointed.

Babe Ruth didnt hit a homer every at bat
Jordan didn't sink every shot
Gretzky didnt score every goal
Not every pass for Montana was a TD

But they like Ralph are all legends
I kind of wonder about who spent what. I mean she supposedly spends a bunch of money to bring him up from Mexico (hundreds of dollars) and then the best she can afford as far as a meet-up for them is the worst dirty bedbug infested shitbag hooker & drug motel within walking distance of the airport. Something doesn't quite add up in the spending.

It could just be her BPD. But it seems odd to spend that much on airfare and then so little on a meet-up spot.
She got conned ahe was supposed to front cash and Ralph was supposed to pay half back LOL....as this would drag on Ralph was like her child for whom she had to pay all expenses because he cant even care for himself.
 
R.I.P. the Scarlett arc :( (sorry if I'm late. Woke up about 20 minutes ago and saw this)
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I was highly entertained by this arc but I'm afraid we've all lost the plot here.

Most people would call someone who takes something into their possession without paying a thief. Now what would you call a man who has sex with a woman in exchange for money but doesn't pay? What about in exchange for clout that doesn't exist? What if the woman is drugged out of her mind? What if the woman is under threat of blackmail such as doxing and SWATTING friends, family, drug hookups and celebrity clients (Jason Beghe)? What would you call a man who did all those things but is only pretending to have had sex with the woman?

People can say what they want about Scarlett, she obviously has a ton of problems but I find her to be a sympathetic figure. If you took away the drugs, properly medicated her and put her in treatment she'd probably be a nice girl. As crazy as she acts doesn't seem completely irredeemable. She obviously has people in her life she cares about.

Ethan Ralph literally only cares about himself, if even that. It's fun to point and laugh at the ragepig but when you realize what he truly is, it's a lot less funny. Every ounce of his being is an alarm bell to normal people that there's something wrong and it's no wonder he has so many police interactions and that they don't usually go well for him. He is evil and proud of it. He only cares about his cats because they're the only living things he still has in his life and if something happened to them the Alogs would never let him hear the end of it. He's such a bottom feeder (heh) that even a dirt bag like the most hated man on the internet, Hunter Moore, has seemingly deleted fucking everything. The most terrible part is he's not even special, there are a lot of Ethan Ralphs running around out there. We just rarely hear about them.

Ethan Ralph, I hope you have a slow, torturous and embarrassing death.
 
Why the hell she brought Ralph up in the first place? Stupid crack ho logic. I was thinking there was some sort of genius plan to use Ralph, but it's clear the only use was feeding her BPD cycles.
I posted my guess in the Rekieta thread but for a blacked pornstar she most likely saw the boost of people who wanted to see her degrade herself. Stumbling on Ralph must’ve felt like pay dirt. She’d seen how the alogs would chime in, focus their attention, she retweets their tweets. I mean just look at how it rejuvenated the sektur in one fell swoop. She’s gunted and loving every minute of attention.
 
And to think people doubted his ( spiritual) Memphis nigger bona fides :story:
 
Is it her birthday? Multiple people mentioned his mom and monday last night.
Her birthday is sometime in September.

No idea why people were talking about Sandra, I assume somebody just got the date wrong and the rest of the chat ran with it.

But Xander's turning 5 on the 27th of this month! I wonder what neat presents his dad will buy him! Isaiah seems like a stand up guy, Faith has mentioned that Xander really likes him, too.
 
Too bad for Ethan that everyone knows his threats are toothless these days. The Gunt Who Hollered Revenge is a story well known in Da Sektur by now. Nobody is afraid. Nobody believes he has anything. What news is he going to break next? Nick still does drugs?
We'll never have that battle for Jim's driveway....
:(
 
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