🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[AGL Blue Bros]

All the substances he has abused and some Wisconsin gas station boner pill is gonna be what takes him out..

Ralph's cursed biology, all the drugs and alcohol in his system, and lolcow plot armor is going to activate a new form before it would kill him

 

[W@rui]

If she keeps the baby, there's no way the drug use is slowing down.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Ethan Ralph is gonna dab on all you incel gaylogs by stuffing a 2 inch length of rope into the nigger dick gay-aids-filled porn-reject hooker that turns tricks at the super 8 by the airport. Big Ralph W.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

So where is the christmas tree salesman dad in all of this? Shouldn't be heading downtown with a sturdy young yule log so he can beat Ralphamale to death then shove the log up his ass?

Welcome to the gunt. Never know what is gonna happen on the killstream.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I can't wait for it to show up on tube sites as "slow-minded teen takes ugly grandfather's laughable cock"

 

[Gator_Aids]

If she keeps the baby, there's no way the drug use is slowing down.

Evan Ronald Ralph, due Jan '27.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How does one go even lower than this?

 

[WelperHelper99]

How does one go even lower than this?

I don’t know, but Ralph will certainly find a way

 

[Super Malario]

Please God don't let Ethan impregnate another woman
The world doesn't need more demon babies

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ill give you all an idea as to how this is gonna end:

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Please God don't let Ethan impregnate another woman
The world doesn't need more demon babies

Welcome to Idiocracy

 

[Autistic Integrity]

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Surely he couldn't mean...

I just assume he's talking about bodycam footage of ralphs latest police encounter. clearly he knows how to streamline the bodycam obtainment process in Milwaukee.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

I can see it in my mind's eye now:
Because those mother fucking cocksucking airlines won't let me fly, the stunning Scarlett and I will be taking the RalphaRoadTrip down to the boarder! Look out America! Can't wait to see Cleo and Smoke lol!

All you haters are just JEALOUS at how much road head I'm getting lol

That fucking cunt just left me in a road station in Des Moines! Like I give a fuck, bitch! Cocksucking skank!

How is Nick Rekieta gonna feel when the world finds out he likes taking skiing trips too, bitch!

I apologize, I was lured away from my sobriety. I promise to be better. Now if some of the OGs could come pick me up, that would be epic

 

[CervixHammer]

Ralph's cursed biology, all the drugs and alcohol in his system, and lolcow plot armor is going to activate a new form before it would kill him

if you're on enough different drugs at once, you get to start rolling for Gifts of Slaanesh.


Ethan Ralph's Best Ending:

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

King Mersh is really earning his points lately

If he delivers on the double feature that'll really be something

 

[innocent jogger]

Jackie Brown. Watched it the first time this week lol. It's pretty good

Oh shit, I saw that years ago and didn’t even recognize it. Time for a rewatch.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

So basically he has AIDS now

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Jackie Brown. Watched it the first time this week lol. It's pretty good

It's Tarantino's best film. Easily.

 

[Um...]

I can only imagine what the deflated gunt looks like now

Like two pendulous sagging titties hanging below his belt

When he leans forward they sit in his lap

Like a morbidly obese woman.
That belly fat gives off a lot of estrogen too. That’s why he has those effeminate limp-wristed mannerisms.

and his overly emotional BPD personality.

 

[Raven-621]

Gifts of Slaanesh

Ralph is an obese mutant who lives in his own filth, smells like unwiped ass, eats feces and seems to be nigh unkillable. He belongs to Nurgle.