...but so would May, given her documented history of being a cloutchasing lesbian loliphile, eagerly marrying a sex offender and naming her baby in honor of a dead streaming service started by a fake white nationalist - the sort of things that Ralph would bring up compulsively even if it was against his interests. Because she's left the Internet she doesn't have any proof to the contrary.
I know judges can be fussy but it's hard to imagine someone looking at this
and thinking, 'yeah you should have a kid'.