🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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In honour of the happy couple I took to MS paint highly advanced editing software and combined my favourite Gunt still with my favourite Scarlett still. Congratulations Ethan!!!

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Um... said:
Ralphie’s been penciling in a jawline on his thumbnails lately.
erasing two of his chins too.
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poor thing doesn’t have a jawline. Just a single glob of fat from his chin to his neck.
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give it up, ralphie. no one’s buying the fake jawline.
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I love how the gunt desperately tries to return to it's natural position even with the AI touchup thing in place.
just makes him look like one of those WW1 jaw amputees with the 1920s fake wooden jaw prosthetics.
 
BinaricHate said:
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I love how the gunt desperately tries to return to it's natural position even with the AI touchup thing in place.
just makes him look like one of those WW1 jaw amputees with the 1920s fake wooden jaw prosthetics.
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Yeah you can see the line he drew in and where he clumsily chiseled away one of his chin fat rolls
Thanks for the laughs ralphie. Keep it up. ❤️
 
Sea Monkey said:
Meigh can't do the whole divorce in absentia thing because you have to prove to the court you've made every effort to contact your spouse. This includes documented "diligent efforts" followed by a court-approved alternative service which requires a sworn affidavit, although if Ralph is refusing to disclose his address which prevents personal service, his deliberate refusal could potentially be classed as some sort of evidence that strengthens the case. It could be a matter of proving that you want a divorce but him being uncooperative by not disclosing his address. Getting a default judgment has a lot of hoops and is difficult.

Ralph brought this upon himself fleeing in secrecy to prevent being served any sort of legal documentation because he's a BISH. He'll be married to Pantsu forever and won't be able to elope with his porn star queen.

Bigamy is an interesting arc, though. Very on brand
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The problem with divorce is a quickie divorce is when 2 people dont have significant divisible assets oh AND A FUCKING KID. A parenting agreement schedule and some sort of plan moving forward are usually in such a document IN NYS. He in no way shape form or fashion was able to secure the paper and this is going forward as a commitment ceremony they will play off as a wedding.
REGENDarySumanai said:
Ethan Ralph would be the final boss or an extremely tough post-game boss if there was a video game about white trash.
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Forget the mods like super gunt we need triple A studios on this a YESTERDAY.
Raul Peed Smith said:
I’ve never understood why Ralph wants to die on the hill of being able to visit Rosie.
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It wasnt about anything other than control she left him and was able to start anew while hes mired in the same pig slop. He had figured that she'd want to be the one to start her life over and need his blessing. He calculated poorly.

He also knew that divorce created leverage because if they WERE to discuss it then they had to discuss what happens with cozy.tvrozy because its obviously part of the divorce decree. In that regard it was almost beneficial to steer clear of letting him anywhere near that child at all ever.

If they are smart the Morris clan would leverage this ask by Ralph into him relinquishing his rights. Keep a little girl away from those 2 humans. Use the law Harry seems like a good egg amd can be a male role model
 
Indrick Boreale said:
Chances are Ralph already sees this coming. One can interpret that line about "you already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, whatever" as resignation.
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The Ralphamale is up to abandon his second Child while James Au-gustine has NO CHILD OF HIS OWN.

The Ralphamale keeps stacking those W's daddy Gym. He just needs to get Scarlet Pregnant and it's a Knockout
 
NicoFountaine said:
The Ralphamale is up to abandon his second Child while James Au-gustine has NO CHILD OF HIS OWN.

The Ralphamale keeps stacking those W's daddy Gym. He just needs to get Scarlet Pregnant and it's a Knockout
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:diddler: HOW MANY WHITE CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE, BISH!? I HAVE TWO, AND I GUARANTEE DAT'S TWO MORE THAN YOU CAWKSUCKER! AND NOW I'M GONNA IMPREGNATE DIS BLONDE BOMBSHELL BISH! WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT DAT AYLAWGS???
 
Indrick Boreale said:
Chances are Ralph already sees this coming. One can interpret that line about "you already stole my daughter, your granddaughter, whatever" as resignation.
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I think that's an excellent take. He fights for Xander as his male offspring like he thinks carrying the ralph name (does Lil xanduh even qualify as a ralph) is a badge of honor.

He makes no such effort for cozy.rozytv when NYS is actually against conventional wisdom a fairly lenient state for dad's if you get a paid lawyer who can use a crayon. Even the big one the one for retards with motor skill issues. I know this from having worked with in the system there prior.

If you even do some cursory leg work he would know this I am am also sure as wet brained as he is he has weighed the pros and cons of court from his financial and personal perspective.

TL;DR: I think thats youre right and that line is his trade his parental obligation for a blown out Crack head
 
Um... said:
Ralphie’s been penciling in a jawline on his thumbnails lately.
erasing two of his chins too.
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poor thing doesn’t have a jawline. Just a single glob of fat from his chin to his neck.
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give it up, ralphie. no one’s buying the fake jawline.
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Principal component analysis of this 1st image suggests he is in fact slightly editing the left side of his jaw and HEAVILY editing almost his entire face to hide its dermatitis / rosacea. In the interest of good faith SOME of this can be chalked up to the default settings of a contemporary smartphone, whose camera applies mild filters by default, but the result from the side of his face in particular suggests some degree of intentionality.

Amanda is the sort of person who would know all about Asian beauty apps like Meitu so I suspect he learned these techniques from her and went to his usual gratuitous and unsubtle lengths and made it look absurd.

(he looks fully demonic in the postprocessed / analyzed image, but that is to be expected from analyzing a photo under a lossy form of image compression, and anyone would to some degree under this scheme; the point is that the artefacting is not anywhere close to homogenous and is concentrated in one area, namely the right side of the face as photographed, which suggests targeted manipulation by external factors)
 
sufferhorse said:
we are 24 hs away from ralph securing LOTY 2026 and its not even mid april.
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Problem is it is April, even if its the craziest crash out trainwreck ever, by December people will be insisting that Ian farting on stream is so much funnier because it happened the week before.
 
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