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That video was actually hilarious. Her mom just acted like how a parent should. Well, sans the actual throwing Pixy out on her doughy ass for real thing. The best correction for a problem is action after all.
 
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BatNapalm said:
It's probably been posted in this thread before, but maybe not. Mic doesn't come on until 1:30 in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3np_lIL5D4
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Wow, she's actually breaking down crying because... she doesn't want to take a shower?

How dedicated do you have to be to laziness for that to happen?
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I think it's more she wants to take Japanese showers, except she doesn't know how they work and doesn't get clean as a result.

Still, you wouldn't think rubbing yourself with soap and water would be that hard, but apparently Pixy begs to differ.
 
Springblossom said:
I think it's more she wants to take Japanese showers, except she doesn't know how they work and doesn't get clean as a result.
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I don't think so. Even if your entire knowledge of Japanese cultures is stemmed from anime you'd still realize it's called a traditional bath because it's not the typical bath. I think it's because "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" (which, incidentally, are words sung by another person who probably didn't care for showers).
 
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Still, you wouldn't think rubbing yourself with soap and water would be that hard, but apparently Pixy begs to differ.
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But that wouldn't be super kawaii sugoi desu if Pixy did it and we all know how being super kawaii sugoi desu she is in real life. :lol:
 
Pixy's mother should have just taken her out back and attacked her with a super-soaker filled with soap. Apparently it's the only way to get her clean.
 
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Christ-ian said:
Springblossom said:
I think it's more she wants to take Japanese showers, except she doesn't know how they work and doesn't get clean as a result.
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I don't think so. Even if your entire knowledge of Japanese cultures is stemmed from anime you'd still realize it's called a traditional bath because it's not the typical bath. I think it's because "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" (which, incidentally, are words sung by another person who probably didn't care for showers).
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Zack De La Rocha is even less happy now!
 
Shower 101 for complete fucking idiots

1. Disrobe. This includes under garments :briefs:

2. Get a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. If you've spent your pay on clothes you can't into and Japanese Kit-Kats, go to the non-food pantry. They will also provide you with clothing, tooth paste, and female hygiene products.

3. Turn the shower on. Most prefer a hot shower but you can go crazy and choose a temperature to suit you.

4. Step into the water, still completely disrobed.

5. Rub the soap on your body until a lather appears. Wash it off. Repeat until you don't smell like rotten ass.

6. Use a small amount of shampoo for your hair. Work it in a lather. Wash it off. Now your hair won't be greasy like a crow's feather.

7. Get out of the tub. Dry yourself off with a towel. Put on appropriately sized clothing.

8. Now you're basically kinda clean. Go out and succeed!
 
A-Stump said:
Shower 101 for complete fucking idiots

1. Disrobe. This includes under garments :briefs:

2. Get a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. If you've spent your pay on clothes you can't into and Japanese Kit-Kats, go to the non-food pantry. They will also provide you with clothing, tooth paste, and female hygiene products.

3. Turn the shower on. Most prefer a hot shower but you can go crazy and choose a temperature to suit you.

4. Step into the water, still completely disrobed.

5. Rub the soap on your body until a lather appears. Wash it off. Repeat until you don't smell like rotten ass.

6. Use a small amount of shampoo for your hair. Work it in a lather. Wash it off. Now your hair won't be greasy like a crow's feather.

7. Get out of the tub. Dry yourself off with a towel. Put on appropriately sized clothing.

8. Now you're basically kinda clean. Go out and succeed!
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8 a. Being successful doesn't work like Highlander, insulting a more successful person does not lead to their success going into you.
 
A-Stump said:
Shower 101 for complete fucking idiots

1. Disrobe. This includes under garments :briefs:

2. Get a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo. If you've spent your pay on clothes you can't into and Japanese Kit-Kats, go to the non-food pantry. They will also provide you with clothing, tooth paste, and female hygiene products.

3. Turn the shower on. Most prefer a hot shower but you can go crazy and choose a temperature to suit you.

4. Step into the water, still completely disrobed.

5. Rub the soap on your body until a lather appears. Wash it off. Repeat until you don't smell like rotten ass.

6. Use a small amount of shampoo for your hair. Work it in a lather. Wash it off. Now your hair won't be greasy like a crow's feather.

7. Get out of the tub. Dry yourself off with a towel. Put on appropriately sized clothing.

8. Now you're basically kinda clean. Go out and succeed!
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I'm not so sure she'll understand this. Could you maybe translate it into weeb?
 
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Count groudon said:
I'm not so sure she'll understand this. Could you maybe translate it into weeb?
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DESU DESU SHOWER CLEAN FUN TIME BATHE NOT UGUU~

My weeb is a bit rusty, but that may work.
 
Christ-ian said:
Seahorses said:
Aren't there pictures of her looking like a normal human girl in high school?
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This is the most "normal" picture of her I could find:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v637/ ... 1038-1.jpg
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ugh that's actually a hella cute dress. like the filthy weeb i am i actually like a lot of her clothes and accessories and i wish i had disposable money to spend on lolita dresses and cosplay and other kawaii japanese shit *SIGH*
 
Burning Love said:
Christ-ian said:
Oh my God, I just found this:
http://imageshack.com/a/img401/8508/tyac.png

Have you ever seen a bigger jellymonster?
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Jelly aside, the woman doing the cosplay is absolutely beautiful. :D
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Beautiful? Hell, a woman like that makes me want to get into cosplay just to be able to see more of her.

Now if Pixy actually lost some weight and put effort into looking good maybe she'd have more fans. And a real shower every day wouldn't hurt.
 
^You can scrub the body until it shines but if your soul is a garbage pit, you'll never hide the stink of fail and bitter feelings from others AUGH YEAH
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Now if Pixy actually lost some weight and put effort into looking good maybe she'd have more fans. And a real shower every day wouldn't hurt.
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A good way to earn fans is to not act like a bitch to people, and to show apprecation and give support to those who help you. Appearances aside, being nice will always get you further than acting nice, and she isn't even acting.
 
The problem isn't her weight, there are plenty of above-average-weight cosplayers who look good and have fans. It's the attitude.
 
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