Plurals / Clusters / Systems - Pronouns: we / us / ours

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I went through selfies in the #pluralgang hashtag so that you wouldn't have to. Here are some of my favorites. Proceed with caution.
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Damn that Poe and Lovecraft shirt I once saw being worn by an (totally normal) American guy, and I wanted one. Now I feel like it had been sullied by this totally insane rabbit hole of crazy.

We need asylums. We needed them yesterday. The worrying thing is, that these people may think that they can do crimes and just blame the non existent alter ego for all that CP they downloaded.
 
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Small Kelli update:
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Last time I checked in, Kelli's whatever was a plural thingy. So this is a bit of a shock! Maybe the couple's house isn't big enough for the eight of them.
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Okay, come on now, what is this? I thought everyone was valid. You're not giving it up that fast, just because your partner's blatantly borrowing your ploy for attention, right?
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What's your favorite thing you've done recently besides not fuck your insane girlfriend?
 
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Small Kelli update:
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Last time I checked in, Kelli's whatever was a plural thingy. So this is a bit of a shock! Maybe the couple's house isn't big enough for the eight of them.
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Okay, come on now, what is this? I thought everyone was valid. You're not giving it up that fast, just because your partner's blatantly borrowing your ploy for attention, right?
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What's your favorite thing you've done recently besides not fuck your insane girlfriend?

She's engaged? :cryblood:

I hope the fiancee splits because holy shit, you can do so much better than a multiple personality impersonator.
 
She's engaged? :cryblood:

I hope the fiancee splits because holy shit, you can do so much better than a multiple personality impersonator.
Kelli's greatest desire is to be a literal human cow with giant tits. If that didn't raise any red flags before, I doubt his fiance is going to care much about his herd of retarded OCs.
 
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Here's some food for thought. What if the fiancee is just another brick in this person's autistic world, and doesn't actually exist? Frankly, someone posting a bullshit pity-me-clickbait thing like "Partner mad I wouldn't fuck, sitting on my couch trying to be okay, anyone wanna talk?" makes my drama-queen-dar alarm go off like somebody hitting the big mega jackpot at a Las Vegas casino.
 
Wasn't the fiancee exceptional as well to begin with? Crazy attracts crazy.
Edit: I was wrong about some of the info here. Lauren is one of Kelli's partners, but he is not Kelli's fiance. I explain the mix-up a couple posts down.

Yes. Like Kelli, his fiancée also has a fetish for pretending to be a female cow with large breasts.

Kelli's fiance is a 19-year-old troon who goes by Lauren. Here is his Twitter account. They refer to one another as fiances, but I don't know that they're actually planning on getting married at any point, tbh. Both of them are super into the polyamory shit, so they frequently add/drop new partners to their little clusterfuck. (If you read Kelli's thread, you'll remember he was also dating someone who claimed to be a cow/snake hybrid.)

Also, it appears that Kelli now has a second Twitter account for his headmate, Rose.
 
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Small Kelli update:
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Last time I checked in, Kelli's whatever was a plural thingy. So this is a bit of a shock! Maybe the couple's house isn't big enough for the eight of them.
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Okay, come on now, what is this? I thought everyone was valid. You're not giving it up that fast, just because your partner's blatantly borrowing your ploy for attention, right?
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What's your favorite thing you've done recently besides not fuck your insane girlfriend?
at least this is proof that even someone willing to be engaged to someone that wants to become a big titty cow sex slave has their limits as to what crazy bullshit they’ll tolerate. assuming she wont end up apologizing and accepting kelli’s sudden plurality.

personally, if i think of this as just an extreme, immersive form of roleplay instead of them legit believing they have headmates because they have this thing called a conscience, it doesn’t make me lose faith in humanity as much :optimistic:
 
Correction to my earlier post: Lauren is not the fiance that Kelli is referring to. They are indeed dating one another, but the fiance is someone else. I realized this after searching the #pluralgang hashtag and realizing that Lauren is also a plural.
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That being said, I have no fuckin idea who Kelli's supposedly-horrible and unsupportive fiance is now. I thought it was Lauren but I can't keep track of all these polyamorous lunatics when they're ~singlets~ let alone when they start coming up with new identities.
 
In other news - those of you who remember Jakob/Amanda Bing from the OP will be excited to learn that he has a brand new headmate named Viola. Viola is "sisters" with Jakob's other headmate, Erin.
In some weird display of Jakob's incestuous lesbian dominance fantasies, Viola and Erin are sexual with one another and are "gay for each other." Additionally, Jakob's irl partner is Erin's "girlfriend," although this partner apparently also "borrows" Viola for periods of time. (For those of you who are newer to the thread, Jakob is known to make new accounts for each of his headmates. So, while these are separate accounts interacting with one another, keep in mind that these Tweets all come from one person.)
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In other news - those of you who remember Jakob/Amanda Bing from the OP will be excited to learn that he has a brand new headmate named Viola. Viola is "sisters" with Jakob's other headmate, Erin.
In some weird display of Jakob's incestuous lesbian dominance fantasies, Viola and Erin are sexual with one another and are "gay for each other." Additionally, Jakob's irl partner is Erin's "girlfriend," although this partner apparently also "borrows" Viola for periods of time. (For those of you who are newer to the thread, Jakob is known to make new accounts for each of his headmates. So, while these are separate accounts interacting with one another, keep in mind that these Tweets all come from one person.)
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That... that's just sad.
It reminds me of a distant time when I was still a kid and everyone I knew had a blog. A lot of people would just create false accounts to post comments under their own photos in order to make the others believe they had lot of friends. I think the situation is similar here. They want to be accepted, they want to have friends... but they're so insufferable that not a lot of people really want to hang out with them. So they have no other choice than creating their own "friends" and act like they're real to feel loved by someone... and to pretend to have people caring about them in front of the rest of the internet.

"Look how many people liked my last tweet !" she says without telling that half of them where just accounts of her "headmates".
 
Correction to my earlier post: Lauren is not the fiance that Kelli is referring to. They are indeed dating one another, but the fiance is someone else. I realized this after searching the #pluralgang hashtag and realizing that Lauren is also a plural.
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That being said, I have no fuckin idea who Kelli's supposedly-horrible and unsupportive fiance is now. I thought it was Lauren but I can't keep track of all these polyamorous lunatics when they're ~singlets~ let alone when they start coming up with new identities.
Oh look another Twitter loudmouth outrage hound turns out to be a nutjob. Colour me surprised.
 
That... that's just sad.
It reminds me of a distant time when I was still a kid and everyone I knew had a blog. A lot of people would just create false accounts to post comments under their own photos in order to make the others believe they had lot of friends. I think the situation is similar here. They want to be accepted, they want to have friends... but they're so insufferable that not a lot of people really want to hang out with them. So they have no other choice than creating their own "friends" and act like they're real to feel loved by someone... and to pretend to have people caring about them in front of the rest of the internet.

"Look how many people liked my last tweet !" she says without telling that half of them where just accounts of her "headmates".
Oddly I think you're a bit off the mark. The hugbox is extremely real. I think the only reason they do the back-and-forth is for attention, but boy do they get it from all the other nutjobs who need to see someone roleplaying with themselves to feel validation.
 
That... that's just sad.
It reminds me of a distant time when I was still a kid and everyone I knew had a blog. A lot of people would just create false accounts to post comments under their own photos in order to make the others believe they had lot of friends. I think the situation is similar here. They want to be accepted, they want to have friends... but they're so insufferable that not a lot of people really want to hang out with them. So they have no other choice than creating their own "friends" and act like they're real to feel loved by someone... and to pretend to have people caring about them in front of the rest of the internet.

"Look how many people liked my last tweet !" she says without telling that half of them where just accounts of her "headmates".

You're right, it is sad. The equivalent of a soldier writing themselves a letter so they aren't embarrassed when they get left out at mail call, or an unpopular kid in school sending themselves valentines to pretend they have loved ones. But this idea of multiple phony Twitter accounts isn't new.

There was a time (in the mid-'00s) when webcomic artists would create Twitter accounts for each character in their comic's cast. It was meant to be a fun thing where the characters (in character), would interact, argue, whatever, as if they were real people using Twitter, and fans could follow them and enjoy the extension of the comic. It was also meant to be a promotional thing to push the comic and hopefully expand readership in an out-of-the-box sort of way. Looking back, I don't think it was ever truly successful, and I don't know of many webcomic artists still doing it today. The problem was that it was a hell of a lot of work to maintain, and took time and creative energy away from working on the comic itself, so the practice fell by the wayside. Now and then, a new comicker will give it a whirl, but it quickly fails just as it did for everyone else. No doubt there are many, many webcomic character Twitter accounts you can still find, that were abandoned to wither away and die, as dead as many of the aborted comics that spawned them.

I'm certain a similar fate awaits the fake Twitter accounts of all of these Tumblr Generation morons playing at having multiple personalities. Even if you had every waking hour and all day free to make this kind of content, it gets tiresome fast. It's work, even if you're crazy. Not work just to make, but work to follow. So don't be surprised when they announce some character in their headspace "moved away" or otherwise "left." Or perhaps, the Twitter accounts just get abandoned and forgotten about after the mental illness cosplayer gets bored, and moves on to the next attention seeking fad.
 
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God, Jakob Bing is just getting weirder and weirder by the fucking day. For some context, Kai is his irl partner, but I'm pretty sure Kai is only considered Jakob's partner. His other headmates - such as Erin, here - have their own partners separate of Kai.
 
Has Jakob's grammar always been that horrendous? Or is he degenerating mentally to the age of a 3 year old. He was already low to begin with, he can't afford to lose any more IQ points.
 
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