Plurals / Clusters / Systems - Pronouns: we / us / ours

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Paging @Hellfire - Irene Knapp, Liz Fong-Jones, and Kevin Batman have published a "Plurality Playbook" containing guidance on how people can better understand their plural colleagues and co-workers. It was originally published as an internal document at Google, where all three of these nutjobs somehow managed to get jobs, but they've decided to share it with the world.
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That hurt my soul.
As a thank you, enjoy this person assuming headmates and undiagnosed autism are good excuses for malingering.

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";Lily,=Julie,+Julia,*Cynthia" a.k.a "Toby" has been posting that his parents found out he's "plural."
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I'd give you that whole conversation but it's strung out over the course of several days and isn't terribly interesting. In summary, his parents shut off the internet and even called the police to their shared home to confirm he isn't suicidal or "hearing voices." At some point he stole one of his parent's phones and, somewhat lacking in introspection, censored and posted the relevant texts between his mom and dad about himself.
What follows is extremely funny.
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Gengar said:
Paging @Hellfire - Irene Knapp, Liz Fong-Jones, and Kevin Batman have published a "Plurality Playbook" containing guidance on how people can better understand their plural colleagues and co-workers. It was originally published as an internal document at Google, where all three of these nutjobs somehow managed to get jobs, but they've decided to share it with the world.
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Omg just fire these insane and lazy degenerates.

Hurr durr I forgot how to do my job!1!1

Fucking unbelievable. :mad:
 
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Gengar said:
Paging @Hellfire - Irene Knapp, Liz Fong-Jones, and Kevin Batman have published a "Plurality Playbook" containing guidance on how people can better understand their plural colleagues and co-workers. It was originally published as an internal document at Google, where all three of these nutjobs somehow managed to get jobs, but they've decided to share it with the world.
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If you're logged into the account that can't edit the code, log out, and log into the account that can. If you can't, contact the sysadmin. Simple as that.
 
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Of course these cunts have their own flag. rme.
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I genuinely don't get these morons. I really don't. they're at best mentally unwell. At worst totally oblivious, socially spastic little shits whose parents didn't love them/beat them enough when they were little.

The flag, to me, if the shit covered cherry on a festering pus and human waste sundae
 
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Gengar said:
Paging @Hellfire - Irene Knapp, Liz Fong-Jones, and Kevin Batman have published a "Plurality Playbook" containing guidance on how people can better understand their plural colleagues and co-workers. It was originally published as an internal document at Google, where all three of these nutjobs somehow managed to get jobs, but they've decided to share it with the world.
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How is Google still a thing if so many of their employees are delusional nutjobs ? These dumbfucks must sit on the lowest echelon possible, emptying trash cans and serving coffee, any task requiring more competence would send them into meltdown.
 
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How is Google still a thing if so many of their employees are delusional nutjobs ?
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This is what I wonder. At what point do they draw the line? They have troons, plurals, that guy who thinks he's a building - is there any point where they would just stop and say 'enough'?

Other than someone being a conservative man, obviously.
 
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This is what I wonder. At what point do they draw the line? They have troons, plurals, that guy who thinks he's a building - is there any point where they would just stop and say 'enough'?

Other than someone being a conservative man, obviously.
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My understanding is that in certain types of programming jobs all your coworkers are exceptional individuals. In making accommodations for incontinent Ted and nonverbal Nancy, making space for Headmate Kate seems trivial.
 
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I can't stand these people. Imagine having the gall to take someone else's work and then twisting it into something completely different and oftentimes toxic. It's fine to pretend that your precious fictional character is every sexuality/gender under the sun. It's not hurting anyone. What's not fine is when you say you're now that character and therefore can control the author/artist's work however you please. Some of them even demonize the original creator if they disagree with the alter thing. I don't know, it just feels really disrespectful and selfish to me.
 
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This is what I wonder. At what point do they draw the line? They have troons, plurals, that guy who thinks he's a building - is there any point where they would just stop and say 'enough'?

Other than someone being a conservative man, obviously.
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Who's the building guy? Haven't heard of him.


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That hurt my soul.
As a thank you, enjoy this person assuming headmates and undiagnosed autism are good excuses for malingering.

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Edit: May as well throw some more in.

";Lily,=Julie,+Julia,*Cynthia" a.k.a "Toby" has been posting that his parents found out he's "plural."
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I'd give you that whole conversation but it's strung out over the course of several days and isn't terribly interesting. In summary, his parents shut off the internet and even called the police to their shared home to confirm he isn't suicidal or "hearing voices." At some point he stole one of his parent's phones and, somewhat lacking in introspection, censored and posted the relevant texts between his mom and dad about himself.
What follows is extremely funny.
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At this point the parents shouldn't be pushing him more to get a job, he is nuts, nobody will hire him, they should be looking for therapy, maybe even commitment for a time (I'm not bashing the parents, I'm sure they are flabbergasted and don't know what the fuck to do, nobody is prepared for this stuff)
 
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