Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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You can't make this shit up
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Birth name Suguru is a male name.
Name changed to Yuu, a female name.

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If you told me 2 days ago that Game Freak has internal documents with Pokeporn written by a tranny, I'd have told you to quit the shrooms and write something more believable. Yet here we are.
Reality truly is stranger than fiction.
 
I desperately need a photo of this individual.

中津井優(なかつい すぐる) プランナー。2003年入社[39]。設定や2Dデザインの監修に携わる[25]。2024年2月末時点でコンセプト&ビジュアルスタジオのワールドコンセプトセクションでセクションディレクターを務める[25]

GOOGLE TRANSLATE:
Suguru Nakatsui (Planner). Joined the company in 2003[39]. Involved in supervising settings and 2D design[25]. As of the end of February 2024, he is the section director of the world concept section of the Concept & Visual Studio[25].

YANDEX:
Masaru Nakatsui (Planner).He joined the company in 2003 [39].He is involved in setting and supervising 2D design.[25]As of the end of 2024, he will serve as Section Director in the World Concept section of Concept & Visual Studio 2.[25]


ポケモンやメガシンカを蔑ろにするなどの露悪なテキストを担当しており、本作では食べ物であるカレーさえも蔑ろにした。顕著になったのは『サン・ムーン』以降。本作では新たに「ポケモンデザインリーダー」も兼ねた。

GOOGLE TRANSLATE:
He was in charge of the vulgar text, such as disrespecting Pokemon and Mega Evolution , and even disrespecting curry, which is a food item, in this game. This became more noticeable after Sun and Moon. In this game, he also served as the new "Pokemon Design Leader."

YANDEX:
He is in charge of the lewd texts, such as derogating Pokemon and Megashinka, and in this work he derogates even curry, the food.It was after "Sun Moon" that it became prominent.In this film, he also serves as a new "Pokemon Design Leader."

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By this point, the TeraLeak is even bigger than the Spaceworld leaks or the 2020 leaks, at least when it comes to Pokémon.

Day 1 started with stuff like the R/S pitch document and Cyrus's official Autism diagnosis

Day 2 went from finding a bunch of unused Pokémon to here's an entire Pokébible with stories of humans copulating with Pokémon numerous times.

To think we could've read those stories in Canalave City's library...
 
How in the absolute fuck would they have not been aware after all this time? Fucking Hasbro knew about bronies wanting to knock up Derpy and shit
This is Jynx's PokéDex entry in Red and Blue:

"It seductively wiggles its hips as it walks. It can cause people to dance in unison with it."

SEDUCTIVELY.
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They always fucking knew.
 
It would be pretty crazy if that app only exists because Gamefreak scrapped the 3D build of Black/White and they still had the resources. From what I remember, the models are different than the ones in Gen 6 and onwards so it's not like they're prototypes for that.
They appear to be different but still incredibly similar. On the right is the Pokedex 3D Pro Snivy with 3,922 polygons compared to XY Snivy with 5,222. I'm not a modelfag, but I can definitely see they used a higher detail sphere to start the head, and where the legs connect to the body appear slightly different. I'm not sure where in the leak is the beta 3D models though, are they in the BW SVNs or somewhere else?

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Remember, Nintendo bought out the rights to a SMB porn parody in an attempt to stop it from being released and often C&D's artists making NSFW art of Nintendo characters on Patreon. If the furries don't learn to keep this discover to their own spheres The Big N and its ninja lawyers will come knocking on a few doors.
I would die laughing if Nintendo hired a furry artist with a contractual obligation to NEVER draw furry porn again. In reality though Big N has basically given up policing porn, as people have made hundreds of thousands, possibly even millions, off of Nintendo porn in just the last decade. You're more likely to get sued for hosting a free-to-enter Smash Bros tournament than you are selling SB porn on Patreon. I mean they even allow porn on the Switch eshop nowadays. The era where they bought the SMB porno was a time where Nintendo was incredibly careful of their image, especially in the West as it was still a new market for them. Consumers however trust Nintendo so completely that there's little controversy that can damage their sales let alone reputation.
Wait a minute, is the same guy who wrote the pokephilia also the one who wrote the "all mega pokemon are constantly suffering" dex entries? That makes WAY too much sense unfortunately.
 
@Punished Magician

Wow you are literally retarded. You know how these aren't the sane continuity? Because it was literally never supposed to be, this isn't a matter of the alternative timelines in gen 6. They just don't care about canonicity because there was never supposed to be one. In the same way that the hard concept of time doesn't exists in pokemon overall. They don't tell you; it took you 3 in game days to traverse route 32 because that was never the point of the story. You can have ash be 10 years old for one thousand episodes and that is fine because they quickly dropped any pretense of canonicity even existing at the first place.

And even when it does happen (pokemon special), it is more because of the internal logic of the story than anything else in the other parts of the franchise. The pokémon anime can add one billion towns between cities in the game not because it is a separated canon, bit because they don't matter at all and there is no canon either way.

I dont think there is anyone who says: "in the sapphire canon of the third gen, new mauville was destroyed at this point" because even pokemon fans understand that there isn't a canon. You can do your gigantic pokemon island, Crystal pokémon, fusions, your pokemon mystery dungeon shenanigans, your legends of Arceus stuff because there never was a pokémon canon.

I posted in this very thread earlier an example of functions that were dropped by the devs regarding the TV function, to the point where they were already at the phase of counting how much space it would take in the cartridge.

"Ah but it is space, not time". Wrong, because if they had time to clear the unused spacefrom the code needed to implement such function, they could use even more that is already on the game.

And we only know this because we have these files, they managed to clear the space from the cartridge so there was very few cut content in the code of the games back then. There are games like GTA SA where they didn't had even time to remove so people actually get to see dialogue, missions, vehicles, modes and so on that was cut from the game. And that is only because they had enough space on the dvd discs.

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And since you mentioned disney and canon, I will say again: canon doesn't exists in pokemon, it is so flexible that you can do whatever you want. And going back to disney: Star Wars. I know exactly what canon means, in star wars canon matters because it is all in a single universe most of it, this was never the case in pokémon. In star wars you cant have two sequel stories existing at the same universe to what happened to Luke skywalker. You have either the old expanded universe or the Disney one. Canon doesn't mean good either. Disney Star Wars is the canon one at the moment and I dont care about it and will prefer the old one. Now pokemon does this happen? No. It never ever happens, you can have all the different stories set here and they all are pokémon with the same characters and all of them just works because there is no canon in pokémon.

Here an example of a completely unrelated manga where there is a super powerful tyranitar that can fly.
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And to finish: the word canon doesn't even exists in japanese, it is a western concept that I've seen time and time again being used in fictional media that the creators themselves just do their thing without giving a fuck.

If a fan uses all these dropped content into a pokémon game, and release a good game, I dont care if it was fanmade or not, if it is a good game, that is the point. Not because of supposed canonicity, official or anything like that. It literally doesn't matter, not because it isn't in the game, but because it could be, and if it could be, id they manage to put it back and be a better experience, so be it.
 
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Birth name Suguru is a male name.
Name changed to Yuu, a female name.

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I wouldn't be surprised if it was written by a tranny, but Suguru Nakatsui and Yu Nakatsui are spelled identically in Japanese. I think those are just different readings of the same character. When I look it up, the wikipedia article says it's a gender neutral name common in japan.
I wouldn't trust MTL either, as someone who's read MTL stuff before, those language models gets their pronouns confused all the time when translating from japanese.
 
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You can't make this shit up
You can't make this shit up
You can't make this shit up
You can't make this shit up
You can't make this shit up

Birth name Suguru is a male name.
Name changed to Yuu, a female name.

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This could just be translation fuckery combined with a clueless weeb adding info to some anime website. Both Suguru and Yu can be written as 優. Looking up the full name, "中津井優", gives me links to several Pokemon related pages. I ran the Japanese Wikipedia page for Diamond and Pearl through Google Translate and it gave me Masaru Nakatsui - but only when I was on the mobile version of Wikipedia. Translating the desktop version gave me both Yu and Yuki.
Considering Japanese writing is complex, most weebs don't understand it, and machine translation is giving out different translations for the same name on the exact same page, there might have never been a name change in the first place. I didn't see anything about one on any of the other links. Then again, I don't understand Japanese either, but this seems like a simpler explanation than a secret Japanese troon.
 
>Attempts to go 3D as early as Gen 4 but kept getting pushed back until Gen 6
>Actual writings about pokephillia that was intended to go in the game and now deemed canon by the internet when it leaked
>So much good potential got wasted from Game Freak's sheer incompetence to the point Nintendo had to step in almost every time up to Gen 5


Where did it all go so wrong?
 
He was in charge of the vulgar text, such as disrespecting Pokemon and Mega Evolution
Holy shit this is the man(/whatever) responsible for those fucking awful edgelord mega dex entries. That's right I'm more mad about that than the porn thing (unless he's also responsible for Salazzle in which case it's just even worse). I hate him, get rid of him right now
 
They appear to be different but still incredibly similar. On the right is the Pokedex 3D Pro Snivy with 3,922 polygons compared to XY Snivy with 5,222. I'm not a modelfag, but I can definitely see they used a higher detail sphere to start the head, and where the legs connect to the body appear slightly different. I'm not sure where in the leak is the beta 3D models though, are they in the BW SVNs or somewhere else?

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I'm not a very experienced modeller, but... I think it's the same model? Or they're at least the same head, and a simplified body. I think the higher count helped make the lower count one.
This looks very schizo, so I'm sorry, but here:
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I tried counting the... "Rings" for the model, and they line up 1 to 1 on the head, arm, and legs. They might line up on the leaves, too.

The major difference I'm seeing, is how each polygon is triangulated. In the lower one, they're connected more, with each cut connecting at the corner. But on the high count, they're more uniform, and facing the same direction.

ETA: did more of my "ring counting" to see if the torsos matched: they do.Screenshot_20241013_220103_Sketchbook.jpg
I skipped some of the rings where they had to cut in the legs and arms, but I skipped the same on each model.
The tails match, too.
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