POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Aciddab]

While I love your sprit, there are some people who have been lurking for years but never bothered to create an account, because, well, they had to lurk moar. Sometimes creating an account to have quality discourse is like a nice loaf that took some time in the oven.

Don't look at my signup date though.

Yeah. Im like 2015 but cant get my details.

 

[Sentient Vaccum]

What if someone paid her to this?

Obviously a Weinstien gay op.

 

[Niggernerd]

I think it will be a triple whammy of incest, rape, and elder abuse.

Would negligence also be a charge since the chandler chateau is a health hazard and he was barbs caretaker making her sleep in filth?

 

[anon4890201]

It's like God kept giving him chances to improve himself and take advice, and now he finally has to pay for his sins.

 

[Pringles Can]

What if someone paid her to this?

Oh no. Here comes the schitzo

 

[Cream of WHAT!?]

Weird. I just got another email from VINE saying he's been transferred from the Henrico office.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

What if someone paid her to this?

 

[Aciddab]

Weird. I just got another email from VINE saying he's been transferred from the Henrico office.

Screen it

 

[Seahorses]

Somehow this is Michael Snyder's fault. I just know it. He and Megan conspired to get Chris to perform cunnilingus on his own elderly mother. Chris was MANIPULATED.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Didn't barb spend thousands on a real lawyer to defend herself after the Oct 28 2011 GAMe PLACe incident and leave her son to the care of Pubic Defenders? There is no way the narcissistic potato would implicate herself in class 5 felony incest to save her offspring.

While she did spend thousands of dollars, it was on Delegate Rob Bell. The worst part about this was the money she used for Bell as their attorney came from Bob's will.

 

[duckshelter]

Weird. I just got another email from VINE saying he's been transferred from the Henrico office.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Don Juan El Tardo]

Anyone with information is urged to contact Investigator Jason Tooley with the Greene County Sheriff’s Office at (434)531-0866.

Hoo boy are they going to regret that

 

[Cream of WHAT!?]

Screen it

 

[Beowulf_Polaris]

Didn't barb spend thousands on a real lawyer to defend herself after the Oct 28 2011 GAMe PLACe incident and leave her son to the care of Pubic Defenders? There is no way the narcissistic potato would implicate herself in class 5 felony incest to save her offspring.

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That woman is so far gone. She probably has no clue on what is currently happening.

 

[Symalsa]

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[Realistic Elephant]

Would negligence also be a charge since the chandler chateau is a health hazard and he was barbs caretaker making her sleep in filth?

Not likely, there were no charges filed when Bob was hospitalized despite being covered in bug bites and having to be quarantined. Failure to maintain a property is more of a civil matter/minor misdemeanor though.

 

[Swamp Thing]

I wonder if there will be a case on Law & Order: SVU based on Chris Chan in the near future

Hey, "Mommy Dearest" isn't an episode title yet!

 

[Crinoids]

I think it will be a triple whammy of incest, rape, and elder abuse.

Wasn't Chris smoking weed at one point in the last few years? Did just the teen troon squad bring him weed, or does he have his own weed?
The wiki won't load for me. I doubt he has his own stash in his room, but if he does-- extra random whammy.

I'm not sure if he's more likely to have weed or CP honestly. I know Chris likes big boobs, but it wouldn't surprise me if he downloaded a bunch of shady hentai indiscriminately without looking at what it was, the same way he likes to acquire shiny looking plastic junk.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Chris just got a new mugshot from the jail they moved him to

He is still smiling like a moron

Unfortunately reality has not sunk in for him yet

I enjoy his new mugshot because at first glance, the watermark makes it feel like an old 90’s school photo with laser beam background, and his prison stripes are just a fun prop, like holding your band instrument or leaning on the pretend rustic fence.

Also, have to say…this isn’t how I imagined the Merge finally going down. But I’m not sure if it’s more than I expected, or less.

 

[Stationary Tevin]

Evan Hayes (Secret Agent Dusty Poncho) was acting like a retarded faggot in here

I mean, I'm not sure if that was his twitter profile, but it's a pretty unique username, and he's using it all over the internet

Apparently this retard has a steam account and possibly a discord with the same username, not calling down the mob on him but I'm just curious what kinda guy would use the same username for everything and then try to start shit on the farms with the same username. https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046631477