POLICE ISSUE A STATEMENT

[Pringles Can]

The mood of the thread right now.

 

[CeeusBeeus]

Just skipped 20 pages.
Rape charge yet, or still just incest?
Any other charges?

Thank you.

My guess is barb's still being evaluated. once they have that evidence (or lack thereof) they'll take a statement. once there's a statement, then they'll figure out whether they've got the evidence for a rape charge. patience, grass hoppa.

 

[Reverend]

Eh. Ramis is gone, won't ever be as good in my eyes.

His son is doing it and has the backing of the remaining cast. Bill Murray is in it which is a fucking miracle.
I have hope, the smallest of hope the size of whatever is left of Chris Chan's penis, but it exists.

 

[Anstiv]

I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Something as universe shattering as a dimensional merge needs an equally big catalyst. I for one, will be fully anticipating animes and video game sprites to burst forth from Chris' body in the place of blood when his rectum is fully breeched by Daquan. Or when he's shanked in the throat for not shutting the fuck up.

 

[ogmudbone]

His son is doing it and has the backing of the remaining cast. Bill Murray is in it which is a fucking miracle.
I have hope, the smallest of hope the size of whatever is left of Chris Chan's penis, but it exists.

Bill murray was also in the failure all female one also, so your point is moot.

 

[lil retard]

Sorry if this has been asked before, but since I don't know how America's legal system work, I was wondering if there's a reason why there's no bond? Does that imply that they believe Chris would try and run away regardless of bond?

My guess is because he hasn't seen the judge yet in order for them to set a bond. If he sees the judge and the judge decides not to set one, that means they think he'll run or what he did was so bad they want to keep him in jail.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

The mood of the thread right now.
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I thought it was pretty funny this time too. In fact, I'm still laughing just thinking about it.

 

[Constellationzero]

I wonder if Megan Schroeder is witnessing any of this - and if so, she's probably glad she dodged a bullet.

Either way, Doopie also dodged a bullet.

 

[StraightShooter2]

My guess is barb's still being evaluated. once they have that evidence (or lack thereof) they'll take a statement. once there's a statement, then they'll figure out whether they've got the evidence for a rape charge. patience, grass hoppa.

I guess this implies Barb probably won't likewise receive an incest charge, as some have speculated.

 

[Rekkington]

Since Chris has already tried to lie that this was consensual I think the only way to shift the narrative to survival purposes later will be to claim his mother molested him and we can't let that happen. He will lean into mental illness for all it's worth. Despite his Insanity and autistic nature, he is extremely conniving and shifty.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Either way, Doopie also dodged a bullet.

Right, though Doopie never had any in-person contact with Chris did she?

 

[Reverend]

Bill murray was also in the failure all female one also, so your point is moot.

Only seen two movies. I'll rescind that singular point.

 

[The Last Stand]

Who the fuck designed their website?
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Web 1.0 Gen X. I knew they were behind, but God damn.

 

[XYZpdq]

I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."

I can respect the fun I've had over these many years, but I also respect the idea that it's a certain unique outlook to be enthused about learning of these happenings. Especially all at once.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Don't you get it? the mould from the medallion is his ticket out of jail, it's gotta be hazardous by now so all he has to do is shove it in the guards faces for an instant kill, then he just walks out the door.

Calculated, Planned, Masterful.

COVID ain't shit, anyone who uses that medallion is cursed by his giga-autism

 

[BustinBiden]

I somehow feel that I'm partially to blame for this. If only I was able to capture that HEDGEHOOOOOOOG!

THAT DAMN SONICHU AND HIS BENT PINGAS

 

[Constellationzero]

If she doesn't already know, she will soon. She still lives in Charlottesville and you just know this will be all over the local news and everyone will be talking about it.

Same deal with Michael Snyder, and possibly Mary Lee Walsh as well.

I already figured that Barb and Bob were both talked about more than a preacher's knocked up daughter anyway. I can just imagine the conversations from the neighbors right now...

 

[Awaken My Masters]

My guess is because he hasn't seen the judge yet in order for them to set a bond. If he sees the judge and the judge decides not to set one, that means they think he'll run or what he did was so bad they want to keep him in jail.

Ok that makes a lot of sense. I didn't know about the judge thing. Thanks for the answer.

 

[TheMan21]

I don't know why everyone's saying "oh that poor investigator." Imagine getting PAID to read up on Chris-Chan all day, read the cwcki (or archives, rather), and then draft papers to prosecute Chris for incest.

Y'all think you have funny work stories, but this detective has pretty much everyone beat. He's gonna go home to his wife, or talk to his frirnds at a bar and be like "you have no fucking idea who I'm investigating at work right now."

People on here are just jealous of the investigator cause he's living their dream