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alanshaffer3293 said:
I don’t think a lot of you guys really understand how severe this is — you’re dealing with rape, incest, assault, grand theft, and potentially more charges depending on how much is uncovered. Chris could unironically be facing life in prison or a mental ward.
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We don't live in a serious country anymore. Murders are being let loose because a couple fatties and old people got sick. I expect that Chris will get a slap on the wrist, if even that.
 
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thenamestheygivearedumb said:
It’s going to get harder and harder for Chris to keep his delusion going, and eventually he’s going to break.
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If the dose of reality suddenly dumps on him as opposed to gradual realization, I wouldn't be surprised if he an hero'd
WinnieTheJew said:
We don't live in a serious country anymore. Murders are being let loose because a couple fatties and old people got sick. I expect that Chris will get a slap on the wrist, if even that.
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No need to lose hope. They can never take that away from you
 
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YouTwat said:
That's probably not a bad way to detect threats, but aren't you going to have to make exceptions when you meet a nice reasonable crossdresser who doesn't really mind what pronouns you use and shares interests with you?
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If I meet a man in a dress who doesn't destroy my GameStop if I call him "he", why the fuck would I make an exception?
If someone "doesn't really mind which pronouns you use", why would I not default to pronouns based on biological sex?
Chris is a man. He's also one of the worst and most annoying types of men: a transwoman.
 
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I know we all keep bringing this up sporadically but like. Bruh. This is a lot to wrap your head around. Like I know it’s beating a dead horse at this point but, damn. It really ended like this. 10 years I’ve known this idiots antics. Saw him single handedly taint fandom after fandom. For what? My god. What a timeline.
 
Hey quick question
This varies county to county
My county has a thing where you can pop on the TV to a certain channel and see publicly people getting arraigned in the courtroom
It's one of those bullcrap channels that nobody ever watches but we know it's there and we know it can be watched with farmer vision and not cable.

Does Chris's county have that same thing because I know some counties do and some don't.
Like when I went to the big city they had it but another city I went to did not.

Just wondering for all you people in that area that have farmer vision instead of cable

Because if they do and someone can stream it and we can watch it live.

I know I'm going to get people not understanding list it's not for actual court cases it's basically just for arraignments or even parking tickets you know that sort of thing. If this were a full-on trial then absolutely no it would never be featured on television live.
 
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Everyone saying this is the end aren't looking big picture. We will now have the Phoenix Wright Saga and let's be real. Prison or some kind of controlled mental facility/care home, Chris will get a far better quality of living than he had at 14 Branchland. When he does get out he will actually be healthier than when he went in.
And with his inclusion on the Sex Offender Registry, you retards can track him into his 60s. The Farms will outlast the internet.
 
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Sho'nuff said:
Everyone saying this is the end aren't looking big picture. We will now have the Phoenix Wright Saga and let's be real. Prison or some kind of controlled mental facility/care home, Chris will get a far better quality of living than he had at 14 Blanchard. When he does get out he will actually be healthier than when he went in.
And with his inclusion on the Sex Offender Registry, you retards can track him into his 60s. The Farms will outlast the internet.
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I gotta agree. We knew he would end up in prison. For this reason? Bruh fuggin’ no. But this will be good for him. Now we don’t have to guess anymore. The fates have aligned. It might appear to be like the dark timeline, but as biblical Angels always say: be not afraid.

or some bullshit like that. Anyway I’m going to bed wtf is this monster shit anymore I give up.
 
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Dick Pooman said:
PRESS RELEASE

August 2nd, 2021

TO: LOCAL MEDIA OUTLETS

FROM: GREENE COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE
10005 SPOTSWOOD TRAIL
STANARDSVILLE, VIRGINIA 22973
PHONE: 434-985-2222 FAX: 434-985-3373

On July 31st, 2021 the Greene County Sheriffs Office received information involving sex crimes against a family member, who resides in the Ruckersville area. Both the victim and the suspect reside in Greene County. Based on the investigation, an arrest warrant was issued.

On 8/1/2021 , the Henrico Police Department was able to locate and arrest the following individual:
Christine Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA

He is currently charged with the following:
Va Code: 18.2-366 Incest

Christine Chandler is currently being held without bond at the Central Virginia Regional Jail.
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This is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending. Anyone with information is urged to contact Investigator Jason Tooley with the Greene County Sheriff’s Office at (434)531-0866.

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Sho'nuff said:
Everyone saying this is the end aren't looking big picture. We will now have the Phoenix Wright Saga and let's be real. Prison or some kind of controlled mental facility/care home, Chris will get a far better quality of living than he had at 14 Branchland. When he does get out he will actually be healthier than when he went in.
And with his inclusion on the Sex Offender Registry, you retards can track him into his 60s. The Farms will outlast the internet.
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You think they will let him out?

He has lost his fucking mind. He talks to imaginary cartoon characters in public, can and is manipulated by trolls regularly, and wilfully will ignore what he knows is ‘wrong’ because he can. This fuck will be committed and never will get out. They had famous experiment where psychologist entered mental asylum on purpose and the staff wouldn’t let them out. You think a literal motherfucker who lives in an imaginary world and has a rap sheet is getting out?

Prison Saga time niggas
 
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stain-maker said:
There probably won't be too many toys and video games to keep him occupied, It will be hard for him to escape to cwcville without them
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Recalling the video documentation of him actually going to the CWCville dimension, he literally just closes his eyes and plays pretend. All the extra stuff like punching a wall to force open a hole in space-time is the part of him that wants to take the next step and actually fucking go to another plane of existence by some means that he hasn't quite made work yet.

I have no doubt if Chris gets jail time for real, he's going to escalate his attempts to bridge worlds through the dumbest means possible. Remember those Looney Tunes cartoons where the Coyote paints a tunnel on a wall, Roadrunner runs through the tunnel that should not exist, and then the Coyote either then attempts to run through the now solid wall or, sometimes, gets hit by a truck coming out of the tunnel? Chris is going to attempt this if he can mark up his cell wall.

Barb may be the one with actual dementia, but fuck, Chris pretty much is already there by his own volition.
Mariposa Electrique said:
Now, they xan hold Chris down, record his screams, and administer an exorcism.
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Sho'nuff said:
Everyone saying this is the end aren't looking big picture. We will now have the Phoenix Wright Saga and let's be real. Prison or some kind of controlled mental facility/care home, Chris will get a far better quality of living than he had at 14 Branchland. When he does get out he will actually be healthier than when he went in.
And with his inclusion on the Sex Offender Registry, you retards can track him into his 60s. The Farms will outlast the internet.
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Well, the reason people are saying this could be the end is that if Chris gets locked up, it's almost a sure bet our ability to monitor his actions will be cut off, potentially for decades. Right now we don't have a clue what's going on and Chris likely hasn't even seen a judge. Should he be incarcerated in a prison or mental ward, that's it.
 
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