Poll: Where is Phil?
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- Feb 25, 2013
In a police cell squealing that no-one wants to give him surprise butt sex and that da man is evul for putting a proud spud in the pokey merely for assaulting a medical professional after he turned him down for surgery because of his filth.
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- Dec 28, 2014
That coroner? Adolf Hitler.
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- Nov 26, 2014
After going to an unlicensed veterinarian for the surgery, his penis was accidentally removed instead of his balls. Currently he is laying low until he figures out how to explain this to us and his asspatters.
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- May 27, 2013
I dunno. It always seems to change every 5 months between Philadelphia, Oakland, and Portland.
He really is so unfunny he can't stay in one spot.
He really is so unfunny he can't stay in one spot.
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Upside down in a revolving door.
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Gangrene of the crotch.
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- Aug 22, 2014
Drunk in a ditch, like all fat white hobos.
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Probably had a tard rage and is now 'stimming,' no doubt to an ever growing audience that wonders who let the retard in bondage gear out in public.
To be honest, I'm amazed at Phil's restraint. He seldom sticks to anything this long, be it names, politics or sexual identities. I suppose Ravenor may be correct and Phil is migrating to greener pastures. On the other hand, it's just as likely he needed to get off and tied himself up in bondage gear but couldn't get back out. If so, he'll probably be found dead in a gutter or overpass in the next few days. I'm not even joking. Phil is such a marginal human being that his death will go unnoticed for a long time, and his little 'self-care' hobbies may very well be what does him in.
To be honest, I'm amazed at Phil's restraint. He seldom sticks to anything this long, be it names, politics or sexual identities. I suppose Ravenor may be correct and Phil is migrating to greener pastures. On the other hand, it's just as likely he needed to get off and tied himself up in bondage gear but couldn't get back out. If so, he'll probably be found dead in a gutter or overpass in the next few days. I'm not even joking. Phil is such a marginal human being that his death will go unnoticed for a long time, and his little 'self-care' hobbies may very well be what does him in.
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