Vows. That's catchy. You could even have these vows read in front of your family in a formal setting. A ceremony of sorts.
I'm liking where this is going. Does anybody know of a similar setup?
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I'm liking where this is going. Does anybody know of a similar setup?
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You might be right, and I might be just a tad on the autistic side.
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It's a tongue-in-cheek joke about marriage.
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Dude its probably all made up anyway
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This cuck is up for a good slap in the face. Throwing your wife in another man's bed and your marriage under it, just so you can fit in with the cool kids and own the small town conservatives, somehow sounds a lot like this was the best way he could put it in words and post it.
I'm certain his cock hungry wife went starving into the big city and started swaying him(or maybe straight up told him) towards an open relationship. And being the cuck he is, he agreed. Shit, he even asked her for a threesome and she told him to fuck off, but now shes going for one and he's seething while wifey's getting her itch scratched.
You just know the penis cap wife is gonna get rawdogged by both Jamal and Tyrone while this coward reads reddit cope posts trying to keep himself from becoming an hero.
Encyclopedia Dramatica explained it great:
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That is not a wheel, the outer elements don't connect to each other horizontally. That is a badly drawn hierarchy, where the center "hub" should be at the top of the tree.
Hey, you know what else is actually a hierarchy but incorrectly described as an interconnected construct? polyamorous relationships
It's fitting, because in poly relationships there are also problems with horizontal connections between the members.
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Dafrunk89
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The guy typing this, besides his obvious language barrier, is the worst writer. Sometimes it takes extra concentration to be able to know who the fuck he's talking about. But here, enjoy this sewer-tier fuckery. Of course there's a kid involved, but barely mentioned because it's more important to talk about "kink camping".
It's a bit long, so "luckily" our hero has a TLDR in the end, describing key events in chronological order:
Someone in the comments isn't 100% accepting of his choices:
It's a bit long, so "luckily" our hero has a TLDR in the end, describing key events in chronological order:
Someone in the comments isn't 100% accepting of his choices:
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imagine being 8 years old and trying to make sense of the relationship drama caused by your landlord cheating on your mom with your uncle while all these people live in the same house
what a clusterfuck
Dafrunk89
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Here we have a husband, a true empath, losing sleep over wife not getting enough compliments on her supposed blowjob skills.
I knew the subreddit was bad, but I thought you'd have to look for the more retarded posts. I was wrong, it's flooded with this shit every day.
I knew the subreddit was bad, but I thought you'd have to look for the more retarded posts. I was wrong, it's flooded with this shit every day.
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"Reddit, my wife sucked another dude off and he didn't thank her enough. What's some advice to make her feel better?"
Can already see the Nintendo Switch and funk pops from here.
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I looked up the user's history just for the lulz and found a number of great details
- He visits /r/deadbedrooms and describes himself as a "Low-Libido Male" [X]
- He can't make his wife cum, so instead of sex she just gives him blowjobs [X]
- He doesn't like vaginas [X]
- He had to talk his wife into starting the polyamory [X]
"Just don't communicate so much," A+ advice reddit. Never change.
Dafrunk89
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Checked out r/polyfamilies which was a mistake. I want to die more than I did 15 minutes ago.
This was 7 months ago, from a user that's now suspended. For fuck's sake:
At least some of the commenters had a trace of sanity left:
OP tries to defend her totally valid position:
This was 7 months ago, from a user that's now suspended. For fuck's sake:
At least some of the commenters had a trace of sanity left:
OP tries to defend her totally valid position:
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Dafrunk89
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r/polyfamilies continues to deliver. Retardation, that is.
12-year old boy surprises his shitty parents by being a secret Christian, not tolerating their poly bullshit. Conclusion? "He's radicalized by the internet"
Godspeed, kid. Godspeed.
12-year old boy surprises his shitty parents by being a secret Christian, not tolerating their poly bullshit. Conclusion? "He's radicalized by the internet"
Godspeed, kid. Godspeed.
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I really have to wonder if more kids won't end up becoming way more conservative and religious over time because of parents like these.
Good on him for calling out their degeneracy and actually wanting normal family values, though. Hopefully he will make his own family with healthy boundaries when he's older.
Good on him for calling out their degeneracy and actually wanting normal family values, though. Hopefully he will make his own family with healthy boundaries when he's older.
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5 years later these rotten brains will cry on the interwebs wondering who radicalised their children, they did all they could to raise them open minded, will screech over republicans and how early childhood exposure to Trump presidency made their kids literal nazis. meanwhile the youngster will just want a normal life far and away from the circus.
Edit: You weren't lying about this sub
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I love the poly "embrace of corporate culture" which makes sense given that both are essentially organizational management. On the flip side, professional corporate culture has yet another reason to ban workplace relationships.
Therapists are getting deservedly shit on in this thread, but being the only animal on earth that has to deal with consciousness is hard and there's no instruction manual so the more talking about and testing of their own thoughts that people do, the better I think.
Shame is an incredible motivator and to paraphrase George Carlin, "jealousy keeps the economy running, leave it alone!"
Totally consistent with troon "you are what you feel" ideology.
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Oof. That's a cry for help if I've ever seen one. Like...kids don't just randomly become Christians out of nowhere. I can't help but think the poor kid wishes his parents would spend some time with him and be a normal ass family but they're too coom brained to notice.