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Kosher Dill said:
It's kind of like Christian fundamentalists who think that if you don't teach the Ten Commandments in school, everyone will go around raping, murdering, and coveting their neighbors' oxen. Says more about their mindset than anything else.
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I have to say, that this thread, and all the threads on trannies and furries, has started to make me think that a certain percentage of the population does need strictly enforced social rules to not make terrible life choices.
 
So I found from the trans community thread a Tumblr blog that details what it's like to be a lesbian on Tinder. Although the main focus is men pretending to be troons to sleep with lesbians, there's also a section dedicated to poly couples spamming the lesbian section looking for unicorns to fuck.

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Solzhenitsyn said:
So I found from the trans community thread a Tumblr blog that details what it's like to be a lesbian on Tinder. Although the main focus is men pretending to be troons to sleep with lesbians, there's also a section dedicated to poly couples spamming the lesbian section looking for unicorns to fuck.

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Well either Ayla or TJ (probably TJ) is a trans man. So here we have a homophobic lesbian pretending to be a straight man and another probably homophobic lesbian pretending to be a straight woman so neither have to be gay. And they seek a third homophobic lesbian to have not-lesbian lesbian sex with. I honestly don't know if I would call that lesbianism, but it's fucking gay for sure. I suppose it still counts though because if you want everyone to pretend you're a man, fine, you're a man. GTFO of lesbian dating apps then.

Honestly, I know people say trans men pass better but it's mainly at a glance because "beard". Trans men do not generally pass, though I will concede trans women are far more horrific looking in general.
 
BigRuler said:
it's because a hairy androgynous blob (which both kinds of trannies often resemble) can easily pass as male, but not as female. ftm really have it pretty easy in that regard.
also, an ftm will actually develop a male sounding voice on HRT, which also helps her pass as a man. mtf on the other hand can never have a female sounding voice, because the effect of male puberty on the vocal cords is not reversible.
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FTMs only pass if you've never met one before. If you have, they rarely do.
 
Crunchy Leaf said:
FTMs only pass if you've never met one before. If you have, they rarely do.
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Yeah the longer you live in an area with lots of them the quicker the thought process of "that's an oddly short little man" and/or "that guy kind of looks/talks like a dyke" to "oh, FTM, for sure" goes. The voice is deep but the feminist vocal fry tends to stick around.
 
Solzhenitsyn said:
So I found from the trans community thread a Tumblr blog that details what it's like to be a lesbian on Tinder. Although the main focus is men pretending to be troons to sleep with lesbians, there's also a section dedicated to poly couples spamming the lesbian section looking for unicorns to fuck.

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Andrew Rice Clay over here!
 
Nekromantik2 said:
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Poly can mess up friendships too, because they can't keep it in their pants.
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Sounds like the friend is wise to this thots shenanigans and correctly predicted the "professional experience on a project" was gonna be this dudes dick in her friends vagina. After lying to her friend, it's now totally unexpected that she's getting together with the dude, but pretends like she's just passively going along with it and it's the guy's idea, because poly people have poor impulse control so she thinks that works as an excuse.
Now, she's run online to shit on her unreasonably emotional (according to her) friend who correctly called out her behavior beforehand and seek asspats from one of the few communities that probably won't raise an eyebrow at her lying to her friend or how a supposedly professional work project almost immediately turned into her dating her friends ex. Though, at least some people tenderly point out she's being kind of shitty so her little "uwu am I in the wrong guiz or is my overly emotional friend being overly emotional with her silly human emotions like jealousy? Did I mention she's overly emotional and I didn't do anything wrong?" ploy didn't work out so well.
 
Nekromantik2 said:
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I think you're the side piece, dude.

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Poly can mess up friendships too, because they can't keep it in their pants.
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I have seen polys charge through whole friend groups being sexually forward and gross until they have no friends and just fuckbuddys, basically. This one gal I knew long ago was pretty normal until she became a born again poly and kept hitting on friends who had no interest in dating women, trying to force people to try going out with various sleazy guys she had hooked up with (refer a friend, get a finder's fee?) etc. Soon everyone hated her and all she had was her equally deranged orgy friends.
 
Nekromantik2 said:
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"sent me a text afterwards noting his attraction, I reciprocated"
alright so im a bit out of the loop but is this how the youngins talk these days? "Noting his attraction" the fuck is this alien shit

melty said:
Sounds like the friend is wise to this thots shenanigans and correctly predicted the "professional experience on a project" was gonna be this dudes dick in her friends vagina. After lying to her friend, it's now totally unexpected that she's getting together with the dude, but pretends like she's just passively going along with it and it's the guy's idea, because poly people have poor impulse control so she thinks that works as an excuse.
Now, she's run online to shit on her unreasonably emotional (according to her) friend who correctly called out her behavior beforehand and seek asspats from one of the few communities that probably won't raise an eyebrow at her lying to her friend or how a supposedly professional work project almost immediately turned into her dating her friends ex. Though, at least some people tenderly point out she's being kind of shitty so her little "uwu am I in the wrong guiz or is my overly emotional friend being overly emotional with her silly human emotions like jealousy? Did I mention she's overly emotional and I didn't do anything wrong?" ploy didn't work out so well.
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>poly
>expects friends to be loyal, but not the SO's
these people are snooker loopy
 
RadicalCentrist said:
"sent me a text afterwards noting his attraction, I reciprocated"
alright so im a bit out of the loop but is this how the youngins talk these days? "Noting his attraction" the fuck is this alien shit
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Not youth, just autism.
 
Nekromantik2 said:
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Poly can mess up friendships too, because they can't keep it in their pants.
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I'm just going to make a quick suggestion here: post some replies. The exceptional OPs are quite a thing to behold, but at a certain point, anyone stumbling across these could also dismiss them as a few crazies popping into a subreddit.

The replies often show that a significant chunk of the other sub-Redditors are honestly on board with the OP's delusions/bad decisions.
 
MediocreMilt said:
The replies often show that a significant chunk of the other sub-Redditors are honestly on board with the OP's delusions/bad decisions.
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Subreddits like this exist to house people who have made shockingly bad life decisions and want reassurance from other people who have made the same shockingly bad life decisions that those were actually good decisions.
 
AnOminous said:
Subreddits like this exist to house people who have made shockingly bad life decisions and want reassurance from other people who have made the same shockingly bad life decisions that those were actually good decisions.
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And this is why censorship and deplatforming is bad, because these people deserve to be mocked endlessly.
 
RadicalCentrist said:
"sent me a text afterwards noting his attraction, I reciprocated"
alright so im a bit out of the loop but is this how the youngins talk these days? "Noting his attraction" the fuck is this alien shit
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He sent me a text message on my wireless communication device indicating that his hormone levels rise when he sees me, his genitalia begins to swell with blood and his face becomes flushed and feels warm to the touch. I responded that I had observed the same effects in my own body, both face and genitalia, to which he replied in a most jubilant manner.

He then sent me a text message that read "send n00ds"
 
Nekromantik2 said:
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'I refuse to edit my behaviour to make her feel comfortable'

That may be the most singularly selfish thing I've ever seen someone write with the utmost self importance and righteousness. That's their friend who is understandably upset about them attempting to fuck their ex.

No wonder they treat their partners like absolute garbage. They can barely treat anyone else with respect.
 
Varg Did Nothing Wrong said:
He sent me a text message on my wireless communication device indicating that his hormone levels rise when he sees me, his genitalia begins to swell with blood and his face becomes flushed and feels warm to the touch. I responded that I had observed the same effects in my own body, both face and genitalia, to which he replied in a most jubilant manner.

He then sent me a text message that read "send n00ds"
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I answered to confirm if a captured image from reflective surface, that is digitized and stored as a computer file, of my unclothed mammary glands would be sufficient.
 
Amber the Hedgehog said:
I answered to confirm if a captured image from reflective surface, that is digitized and stored as a computer file, of my unclothed mammary glands would be sufficient.
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He replied that this would indeed be necessary, and if I failed to send such a picture, I would be required to leave the establishment at once.
 
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