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[Free the Pedos]

The law does not countenance cuckoldry and one is presumed to be the father of one's wife's children even if they are Tyrone's, as explained by cuckoldry-hating Justice Scalia in the celebrated case of Michael H. v. Gerald D.

I'm only sorry I didn't know about this case in time to take "Cuckoldry-Hating Justice Scalia" as my username on KF>

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Not Reddit but this article made me laugh;

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/17/thomas-middleditch-says-swinging-saved-his-marriage/

 

[Kosher Dill]

From the Newspaper of Record: "How To Propose an Open Relationship"

How to Propose an Open Relationship

Raise the topic gradually. Talk about famous attractive people.

www.nytimes.com

If you’re in a monogamous relationship and want to explore making it nonmonogamous, raise the topic gradually. Conley doesn’t drink, but she thinks these exploratory conversations might benefit from the loosening effects of alcohol.

I'm not usually the type who goes around ranting about "degeneracy", but... wow

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

My one friend that got talked into this by his schlubby homely wife is basically who you're describing. He's addicted to socializing though, so there's no second thought to the exhaustion that comes from having to constantly interact with other humans on a more intimate level because he's hooked on it. It makes zero sense to me and is annoying to hear about since my perspective is someone who treasures every second of free and quiet time.

But most of these encounters also boil down to booty-calls that someone his age should have outgrown but I still find it fascinating when he lets slip some detail about the various broads he's nailing on the side despite working 40+ hours a week (the wife doesn't work, shocker!) along with all the rest of the obligations. Don't get me wrong, a hot piece of ass is outstanding but it borders on an addiction as far as I'm concerned, an almost animal-like obsession with sex and other people's company.

As a hyper-social person who likes to be with people every second of the day (I try to spread my conversing around so I don't exhaust any one person) I never fucked anybody on the side in my life. So I think they're fucked in the head in some way other than me. Narcissism?

 

[Black Waltz]

As a hyper-social person who likes to be with people every second of the day (I try to spread my conversing around so I don't exhaust any one person) I never fucked anybody on the side in my life. So I think they're fucked in the head in some way other than me. Narcissism?

autism?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

autism?

I mean that's what most of us have and I think prevents more sex than it causes if the Virginity thread in Deep Thoughts is to be believed.

 

[NoReturn]

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/17/thomas-middleditch-says-swinging-saved-his-marriage/

wat
His wife is so pretty and he looks like a joke character I'd make in Dark Souls.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Not Reddit but this article made me laugh;

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/17/thomas-middleditch-says-swinging-saved-his-marriage/

The weirdest thing about that article is that apparently Playboy magazine is still a thing.

 

[DumbDude42]

From the Newspaper of Record: "How To Propose an Open Relationship"

How to Propose an Open Relationship

Raise the topic gradually. Talk about famous attractive people.

www.nytimes.com

I'm not usually the type who goes around ranting about "degeneracy", but... wow

archive to get around the nyt paywall:

How to Propose an Open Relationship - The New York Times

archived 20 Sep 2019 10:29:31 UTC

archive.is

also, an older nyt article shilling for open marriage:

Is an Open Marriage a Happier Marriage? - The New York Times

archived 10 Apr 2018 00:14:58 UTC

archive.is

 

[madethistocomment]

Not Reddit but this article made me laugh;

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/17/thomas-middleditch-says-swinging-saved-his-marriage/

But when it comes to fans wanting to sleep with him and how that affects Gates, Middleditch admitted it’s a slippery slope.

“That’s one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn’t get that and yet she has to witness it. I’m like, ‘Come on, what about this chick who’s obviously really into me?’ And Mollie will say, ‘Yeah, she’s into you, but where do I fit in?’ That question comes up.”

From his own words it sounds like his poor wife isn't even happy or willing in the arrangement, but goes along with it to make him pleased. He just wants to whore around while she just wants to be with him. It's obviously hurting her to do this, but this guy ignores it because all he wants is to get his dick wet. This shit is fucking abusive, straight-up.

 

[drtoboggan]

The weirdest thing about that article is that apparently Playboy magazine is still a thing.

Even weirder: magazines are still a thing.

 

[break these cuffs]

Even weirder: magazines are still a thing.

There needs to be something to read in the dentist's office.

 

[Imperialist #348]

There needs to be something to read in the dentist's office.

that or a pile of weeks old newspapers to sift through.

 

[Spastic Colon]

The weirdest thing about that article is that apparently Playboy magazine is still a thing.

Don't they just do the articles now? You know the only reason anyone ever looked at one? No, honey, I wasn't looking at the centerfold. I ONLY read it for the articles! I swear!

 

[break these cuffs]

Don't they just do the articles now? You know the only reason anyone ever looked at one? No, honey, I wasn't looking at the centerfold. I ONLY read it for the articles! I swear!

Yeah, and it's all progressive shit. I think they might do the occasional photoshoot, but it's clothed. The internet killed them as porn so they decided to become Rolling Stone. I'm sure it's going well for them.

 

[Beluga]

As always, The Guardian brings us more wokeness and stuff to laugh at (although to be fair even the comments are calling out the OP's cuckholdry). Behold: "My life in sex: ‘My partner’s lover visits our place once or twice a week’". Archive is here.

My partner and I have been very much in love for about seven years. Early on, she told me about a man she had met briefly, years earlier, to whom she felt a sexual attraction unlike anything she had experienced before. Nothing happened, so it stayed an unexplored fantasy.

A year ago they met again by chance, and the chemistry was (she explained) instantly electric. We had a frank discussion about her desire for him, which resulted in her taking him to bed one afternoon for what she described as the best orgasm she had ever experienced. This was followed by weekly lunchtime sex (at my apartment in London).

Soon afterwards, my partner and I decided to live together, and her lover began to visit our place once or twice a week. The challenge, for me, was to recognise that the chemistry she had with him was no threat to her love for me. I could not ask her to forgo such enjoyment (he is 20 years younger than me, 15 years younger than her, so there is a huge difference in the pleasure she gets from each of us). I recognised that the problem was mine, not hers.

We interact comfortably and they feel unselfconscious about showing their mutual attraction in my presence. I enjoy seeing their foreplay or hearing them having noisy sex in the spare room – not as a matter of eroticism, simply two people having a good time.
She would not want me to have the same, and so I remain happily monogamous. Through honesty, openness and trust, we have found the formula for a perfect model relationship.

 

[Not an NSA Plant 69]

But when it comes to fans wanting to sleep with him and how that affects Gates, Middleditch admitted it’s a slippery slope.

“That’s one of the trickier elements of it all, because Mollie doesn’t get that and yet she has to witness it. I’m like, ‘Come on, what about this chick who’s obviously really into me?’ And Mollie will say, ‘Yeah, she’s into you, but where do I fit in?’ That question comes up.”

From his own words it sounds like his poor wife isn't even happy or willing in the arrangement, but goes along with it to make him pleased. He just wants to whore around while she just wants to be with him. It's obviously hurting her to do this, but this guy ignores it because all he wants is to get his dick wet. This shit is fucking abusive, straight-up.

Oh I agree, she isn't happy about it. Obviously he's done the math and its cheaper to keep her, the tricky part for him is getting her to allow him to get his strange and not having her sign the papers. But don't kid yourself about her reason to stay, I doubt it is anything to do with wanting to please or be with him at this point and more likely that she is sticking around for the money and the connections he has, if he didn't have those she would be long gone.

 

[Monika H.]

She would not want me to have the same, and so I remain happily monogamous. Through honesty, openness and trust, we have found the formula for a perfect model relationship.

Bitch, at least be equal about it.

 

[break these cuffs]

Bitch, at least be equal about it.

The man is a cuckold too much of a pussy to even watch his wife get railed off or suck off the bull, why would he want to have sex with another woman?

 

[DumbDude42]

As always, The Guardian brings us more wokeness and stuff to laugh at (although to be fair even the comments are calling out the OP's cuckholdry). Behold: "My life in sex: ‘My partner’s lover visits our place once or twice a week’". Archive is here.

Anonymous
Fri 20 Sep 2019 10.00 BST Last modified on Fri 20 Sep 2019 11.44 BST

is it normal for newspaper writers to publish their articles anonymously? seems fishy to me
then again, i can understand the guy not wanting the whole world to know what a pathetic cuck he is