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God, much as this thread is a good place to laugh at smug people with a fetish and how it blows up on them, boy does it remind you of everything you hate about Reddit:
NoReturn said:
Title is "My completed poly family portrait! Hope you like it!"
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...pleted_poly_family_portrait_hope_you_like_it/
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Look closer. This degenerate shit was posted in the sub for a cartoon show. They can't help themselves. Even when you find a subreddit where people are acting "normal", you wind up with these sorts of people infesting the place with their pozzed bullshit (I've seen this in a lot of art-related and, interestingly, productivity-related subs, usually involving tranny stuff that should probably be quarantined to tranny subs). And the worst part is: massively upvoted. Every damn time.

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"I'm not sure how we have the information for this conclusion based on this post."
I have never spent a single day living in the real world, but I looked up Logic on Wikipedia once.

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"Oh look! See this species that's not human? They naturally do one of the degenerate things I'm into so it's a good idea."
 
AnOminous said:
This sounds like advice to a date rapist or a how to guide for a domestic abuser. Abusers also often "raise the topic gradually," starting out with a honeymoon period where they act perfect, then slowly introduce emotional abuse and controlling behavior, ramping up to the actual beatings.

And seriously, alcohol? This is literally date rapist shit. Get the bitch drunk so she'll do anal. What the fuck? And this is presented as legitimate advice, not a horrifying date rape and abuse manual.
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For people who claim to have limitless love, they don't seem to give a fuck about others.

Sure, she will do it while drunk and then regret it later because sober her clearly wasn't into it. But who cares, right?
 
Captain Hastings Official said:
I'm sorry, but I don't follow this reasoning at all. Why it is more unfair for one man who has been abused by his wife to be forced to pay for all of the costs of this random, unrelated child than it is for those costs to be split among tens of thousands or millions of strangers who have already agreed to contribute to the general welfare of their neighbors? The latter seems much less burdensome than the former.

EDIT: Fuck, I'm getting angry about politics on KiwiFarms and trying to debate people. That's awful. Here, take some depressing screencaps from the recent "Talking to kids about polyamory" thread. It's awful too, but at least it's on topic.

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Those six year olds are just too pure and open minded for that evil monogamy! Whew.

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"It's just a normal part of [her 8 year old's] colorful world."

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...This lady's poor, poor daughter sounds so much more mature than either her or her husband or any of their fuckbuddies. I hope she grows up safe. And I feel bad for the son who "just thinks we should be friends," too, who doesn't get told anything. Although at least he doesn't have to play therapist for his middle-aged mother like it sounds like her daughter has to. Jesus.
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This kind of thing frustrates me. Most of these kids will grow up with little to no understanding of commitment or boundaries. Or in the case of the daughter, extreme trust issues.
 
MediocreMilt said:
God, much as this thread is a good place to laugh at smug people with a fetish and how it blows up on them, boy does it remind you of everything you hate about Reddit:

Look closer. This degenerate shit was posted in the sub for a cartoon show. They can't help themselves. Even when you find a subreddit where people are acting "normal", you wind up with these sorts of people infesting the place with their pozzed bullshit (I've seen this in a lot of art-related and, interestingly, productivity-related subs, usually involving tranny stuff that should probably be quarantined to tranny subs). And the worst part is: massively upvoted. Every damn time.



"I'm not sure how we have the information for this conclusion based on this post."
I have never spent a single day living in the real world, but I looked up Logic on Wikipedia once.



"Oh look! See this species that's not human? They naturally do one of the degenerate things I'm into so it's a good idea."
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Bob's Burgers is an "adult" cartoon that deals with ADULT themes. To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to appreciate Bob's Burgers, it's totally not like it's just another show that had a good first season and then rapidly spiralled into mediocrity.

Also in the late 19th/early 20th century there was a species of penguin that the scientists observing it felt had to be written about in Ancient Greek because they engaged in necrophilia and cannibalism of its young. Nature's pretty bizarre.

www.theguardian.com

'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal

Landmark polar research about the Adélie penguin's sex life by Captain Scott's expedition, deemed too shocking for the public 100 years ago, is unearthed at the Natural History Museum
www.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com

Wikipedia says it was just a transliteration into the Greek alphabet so nobody would think to read the journal entries, I've read different before.
 
Overcast said:
This kind of thing frustrates me. Most of these kids will grow up with little to no understanding of commitment or boundaries. Or in the case of the daughter, extreme trust issues.
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Her kids are crying out to her not to destabilize their family, and she blows them off by telling them it's "nunya bidness."

This is the fast way to ensure that, in ten years, she'll only be the "proud mom of Minky, Moggy, and Mr. Twinklepaws; single and loving it!"
 
This unemployed poly mom has it all! Sure, her kids aren't in school, but dragging them fortnightly to a different state so their mom can leech off of two different men will surely teach them more than they could learn in any classroom!
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Further digging through her comments reveals that she goes to AlAnon because one of her partners is a severe alcoholic. She probably sought out her super blissful poly lifestyle because she needs to get away from the alcoholic dude but doesn't feel she can leave him outright. The two cities she's living in are Winona, MN and South Bend, IN - six hours by car. Making the trip with two young kids probably means the whole day is shot.

Source: How do people react when you weave your epic poly tales? [Archive]

There are a couple other notable responses unrelated to the poly mom's story:
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This person has some insight as to how/why poly people can have the energy for multiple relationships: they feed off the drama and don't have much else going on. Note that the commenter is a lesbian; as a woman she probably feels more obligated to actually follow along with the ~poly drama~ whereas a guy might be comfortable just smiling and nodding through the tedious tales.

Speaking of tedious, can you imagine being at somebody's house and they try to make you look at the diagram of their stupid polycule that they have stuck to the fucking fridge?
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This unemployed poly mom has it all! Sure, her kids aren't in school, but dragging them fortnightly to a different state so their mom can leech off of two different men will surely teach them more than they could learn in any classroom!
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Further digging through her comments reveals that she goes to AlAnon because one of her partners is a severe alcoholic. She probably sought out her super blissful poly lifestyle because she needs to get away from the alcoholic dude but doesn't feel she can leave him outright. The two cities she's living in are Winona, MN and South Bend, IN - six hours by car. Making the trip with two young kids probably means the whole day is shot.

Source: How do people react when you weave your epic poly tales? [Archive]

There are a couple other notable responses unrelated to the poly mom's story:
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This person has some insight as to how/why poly people can have the energy for multiple relationships: they feed off the drama and don't have much else going on. Note that the commenter is a lesbian; as a woman she probably feels more obligated to actually follow along with the ~poly drama~ whereas a guy might be comfortable just smiling and nodding through the tedious tales.

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Those kids are going to grow up so fucked up, run far away from their mom, and tell tales like this one lady I know who went to 16 different middle schools because her mom was constantly moving to get away from the various horrible shady men she hooked up with while drinking herself into violent fits.
 
Lissamine Green said:
Those kids are going to grow up so fucked up, run far away from their mom, and tell tales like this one lady I know who went to 16 different middle schools because her mom was constantly moving to get away from the various horrible shady men she hooked up with while drinking herself into violent fits.
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At least the lady you knew went to school. This imbecile is "unschooling" her kids, meaning they have no education, nor do they likely have any ability to learn. At best they will be permanently under her control as they will have developed no skills to let them get away, at worst they'll be whored out among their mother's polycule never realizing that it's wrong.
 
Poly 'men' on Tinder always make rage. They describe themselves as 'open minded', which means that any woman not wanting to be a sidepiece is a closedminded dummy.

Gross
 
Looks like they changed their rules on photos sometime during the last week or so, so I come bearing an image dump.
I will include the original titles as posted.


The throuple went camping!
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My girlfriend, my wife, my wife's boyfriend and I at the Jo Koy show in Phoenix tonight 😍
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Our Triad :biggrin:
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We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.
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We finally got our triad's wedding photos!
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Aren’t we cute?
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Enjoy this goofy camping photo shoot featuring ridiculous puppy faces
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Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.
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There's also one with a kid in it where they're announcing a pregnancy, but I don't post kids. You guy'll have to find that one yourselves if you're interested.
 
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Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.
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Talk about an actual bull. Bet they call him Shaquan or something equally exotic.

I swear I've yet to see a three-person selfie that isn't cringe and reeks of insecurity. Maybe because it's impossible, but it always look one of two ways: A woman who wants one of each, a woman who wants the financial support of one and dick of the other, and the one that comes closest is honestly a dude with two women. Because even if they're wicked bitches, they can fuck it out themselves and then come crawling back to the dude with the actual dick.

Poly people always seem like that sort to me. Those who fix all their issues in life by never confronting it and just getting more friends involved in everything. Oh I'm sad and need to think about it-, actually, wanna go hit the clubs? :D Oh I feel insecure in my relationship and want to cheat, but why not make it a nu-kink and be a real deep person instead?
 
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