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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.

Literal third wheel, here.

We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

 

[AnOminous]

Poly people always seem like that sort to me. Those who fix all their issues in life by never confronting it and just getting more friends involved in everything. Oh I'm sad and need to think about it-, actually, wanna go hit the clubs? Oh I feel insecure in my relationship and want to cheat, but why not make it a nu-kink and be a real deep person instead?

I honestly have more respect for swingers who are shallow creeps who admit it's just all about fucking.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Looks like they changed their rules on photos sometime during the last week or so, so I come bearing an image dump.
I will include the original titles as posted.


The throuple went camping!

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My girlfriend, my wife, my wife's boyfriend and I at the Jo Koy show in Phoenix tonight

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Our Triad

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We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.

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We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

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Aren’t we cute?

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Enjoy this goofy camping photo shoot featuring ridiculous puppy faces

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Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.

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There's also one with a kid in it where they're announcing a pregnancy, but I don't post kids. You guy'll have to find that one yourselves if you're interested.

I am now pretty intrigued by how similar the girls look to each other in the first two pics. Conceited much?

 

[MediocreMilt]

We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

This is the most confusing wedding I've ever seen. Did two gay guys marry a woman, or is it three lesbians (one of whom has a beard somehow)?

None of that looks heterosexual. I just can't quite figure out how.

 

[Ndnd]

Literal third wheel, here.



Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

I know right?! I’ve been staring at this photo for the past 15 minutes trying to figure out this unholy union.

I think the one in the jeans is female, based on the size of the hands. Possibly wearing a chest binder. I think Beardy might be an actual male. Hard to tell though because the poncho thing he’s wearing obscures most of his body in a lot of the shots. The way he stands is kind of weird in that first photo. It doesn’t look like he’s got any kind of bulge there, but it could be due to those ill-fitting pants or because he’s kind of pudgy.

 

[Hechter]

Literal third wheel, here.



Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

Nasty, def a troon.

 

[illhavetwo]

This is the most confusing wedding I've ever seen. Did two gay guys marry a woman, or is it three lesbians (one of whom has a beard somehow)?

None of that looks heterosexual. I just can't quite figure out how.

Do lesbians do polyamory? "Queers", "femmes", BPD bisexuals, sure. But I don't quite recall hearing about a lesbian one that doesn't involve "lesbian" troons.

 

[vertexwindi]

This is the most confusing wedding I've ever seen. Did two gay guys marry a woman, or is it three lesbians (one of whom has a beard somehow)?

None of that looks heterosexual. I just can't quite figure out how.

Two women and a man. Look at that fat distribution in the top left picture, the guy on the left has thicks legs and the chick on the right has actual hips and thin legs. Gotta admit it took me some time to figure out though.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I know right?! I’ve been staring at this photo for the past 15 minutes trying to figure out this unholy union.

I think the one in the jeans is female, based on the size of the hands. Possibly wearing a chest binder. I think Beardy might be an actual male. Hard to tell though because the poncho thing he’s wearing obscures most of his body in a lot of the shots. The way he stands is kind of weird in that first photo. It doesn’t look like he’s got any kind of bulge there, but it could be due to those ill-fitting pants or because he’s kind of pudgy.

I am still on the fence about Beardy's gender. (To be fair, he clearly is too.) That face is so feminine, even with the beard. If these started as three dykes then Beardy trooned out and took T, that would make the most sense.

Do lesbians do polyamory? "Queers", "femmes", BPD bisexuals, sure. But I don't quite recall hearing about a lesbian one that doesn't involve "lesbian" troons.

Oh they definitely do. Especially in the woke gay magnet cities like San Fran or Portland. Lesbian poly drama is some primo shit if you can ever get your hands on some.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Confirmed everyone in this thread is just jealous they don't get to have threesomes on the regular.

100% certain if the posters here had the chance to be with two people at once with no repercussions they would gladly take it.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Confirmed everyone in this thread is just jealous they don't get to have threesomes on the regular.

100% certain if the posters here had the chance to be with two people at once with no repercussions they would gladly take it.

>with no repercussions

I didn't know an imploding life, ruined children, lack of any security in your life, constant jealousy issues, etc are "no repercussions".

If I wanted real "no repercussions" sex with a second person I'd just cheat on my current significant other and not try to turn it into some retarded relationship triad bullshit. Guaranteed to be less hassle that way.

 

[ZeCommissar]

>with no repercussions

I didn't know an imploding life, ruined children, lack of any security in your life, constant jealousy issues, etc are "no repercussions".

If I wanted real "no repercussions" sex with a second person I'd just cheat on my current significant other and not try to turn it into some exceptional relationship triad bullshit. Guaranteed to be less hassle that way.

Already a improvement in life for most kiwis

 

[Vorhtbame]

Confirmed everyone in this thread is just jealous they don't get to have threesomes on the regular.

100% certain if the posters here had the chance to be with two people at once with no repercussions they would gladly take it.

Nah, I'm a selfish right-winger who doesn't believe in sharing.

 

[Vulpes Incunta]

Confirmed everyone in this thread is just jealous they don't get to have threesomes on the regular.

100% certain if the posters here had the chance to be with two people at once with no repercussions they would gladly take it.

I wouldnt fuck any of the women on that sub even if I was being held at gunpoint. They are all disguising and look retarded

 

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I think polyamory can only work with gay dudes who all find each other attractive. At that point it's just like hanging out with your bros; with a bro-job thrown in.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Confirmed everyone in this thread is just jealous they don't get to have threesomes on the regular.

100% certain if the posters here had the chance to be with two people at once with no repercussions they would gladly take it.

If I was dating a woman I truly cared about and she was okay with a threesome with another woman, I wouldn't do it. It's been shown time and time again that the vast majority of the time it ruins things. Jealousy is a real human emotion and it's very common.

I was dating a "pansexual" chick once who once asked what my fantasy was, so I told her it was that. She said she was down... Then, every time she was mad at me, she'd bring up that I wanted a threesome and how it was because I didn't want to be with her etc.. And that happened when we hadn't even looked for a woman to join us. I can't imagine what would've happened if we actually had one

Now if it was just a chick I was banging who wanted one, I totally would.

And that isn't even counting that the majority of poly people manipulate their partner so they can get their genitals wet with another person.

 

[vertexwindi]

If I was dating a woman I truly cared about and she was okay with a threesome with another woman, I wouldn't do it. It's been shown time and time again that the vast majority of the time it ruins things. Jealousy is a real human emotion and it's very common.

I was dating a "pansexual" chick once who once asked what my fantasy was, so I told her it was that. She said she was down... Then, every time she was mad at me, she'd bring up that I wanted a threesome and how it was because I didn't want to be with her etc.. And that happened when we hadn't even looked for a woman to join us. I can't imagine what would've happened if we actually had one

Now if it was just a chick I was banging who wanted one, I totally would.

And that isn't even counting that the majority of poly people manipulate their partner so they can get their genitals wet with another person.

To be fair "pansexuals" are never right in the head.

 

[chunkygoth]

Looks like they changed their rules on photos sometime during the last week or so, so I come bearing an image dump.
I will include the original titles as posted.

Our Triad

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Aren’t we cute?

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I gotta say, sometimes I feel sad when I see fat women in polyamorous relationships. They never seem like they're the "center" of the relationship. I know that they are probably unpleasant in person, but I wonder what amount of that unpleasantness stems from insecurity.
I used to have a friend who was very pretty but fat, and she was routinely approached by charming men who seemed to admire her and praised her body and then a few weeks into wooing she would find out they were poly and had girlfriends. She KNEW these men saw her as an easy target, even if they weren't malicious about it. She was pretty enough for them to notice her, but fat enough that they felt they could "lowball" her by offering a substandard relationship. Even knowing that poly relationships are bad news, it was sometimes hard to turn these guys down. It's hard to reject someone who is love-bombing you.
When I see these fat women in poly relationships, I think of someone like her but a little more desperate or hopeful who convinced themselves that a poly relationship could work. In almost all cases, they are not attractive enough to be a threat to the core relationship. I guess there's a pathetic hanger-on in most poly relationships, male or female, but in most hetero polycules, it seems to be a fat woman.

 

[AnOminous]

Even knowing that poly relationships are bad news, it was sometimes hard to turn these guys down. It's hard to reject someone who is love-bombing you.

Saying no to this kind of shit is how you don't turn into one of those bitter cunts, though. Nobody can turn you into a cuck without your consent. Also whether or not they admit it, people on the shit end of these garbage relationships with garbage people resent it and know they're being taken advantage of but take it out on others instead of getting out of their shitty, abusive relationship with some selfish asshole.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I gotta say, sometimes I feel sad when I see fat women in polyamorous relationships. They never seem like they're the "center" of the relationship.

What if both women are fat, and the guy is fat too?