Are you fucking serious? Make with the stories!
Hey, sorry. I've been here a while now but I'd rather check before sperging out about stuff that I can't prove, you know?
Well. Another one. Again, the same couple - I have only met the one poly couple, I know a few swingers, but tthey're older and are quite a different breed, in my personal experience - but a few months on
He was unwell, with some skin condition. He was a little klatty anyways, apparently (I never saw in his home, thank fuck but mutual friends did) and would often only change the sheets on his be once a month or so.
All three of them - him, his GF and his new "play partner" caught ringworm, because le play partner caught it from a guy she fucked. Same goes. for the clap, they all shared it about.
Then, practicalities and STDs aside, there was the headfuckery and abuse (is it abuse if a person signs up for it?) that went with the three of them. A couple of years back, he got in with a crowd of fucking nutcases. Hard left, trust fund babies and gender specials, you know the type. They had a barbecue, and invited some friends, which is when he met his new GF - the one with the ringworm and the clap, you know? - and she's an "AFAB non binaREEEEE boy" who doesn't work cos muh condishuns, partial headshave, all that. The guy hops aboard the trans train too, and he's now a gender special "nonbinaREEEE" and all. Him and his new GF are apparently asexual which is no shocker to anyone who knows them because fuck me, I wouldn't want sex with either of them and all
It's like watching a train wreck in real time and I fucking love it, even better now the Conservatives in the UK have a thumping majority - the pair of them have been losing their shit over that lately.
Edited: I am a wally, so typoes ahoy